I've been playing this game Hollow Knight a lot lately, it's a neat little pixel art Metroidvania that has been in my backlog for a decade. It runs great on my Steam Deck and I have almost beat the 1st boss.

Date went well, and she invited herself back to my place. We made out a little in the uber and were about to resume on the couch when I saw her looking at the steam deck. She picked it up and said "oh my son has one of these too, he loves Mario". I said her son likely has a Switch, these Steamdecks are for more serious, mature gamers. I noticed her make a face. I felt her up for a bit but couldn't get any further than 1st base. Eventually she made an excuse and left. I think she went through my medicine cabinet at some point as my blood pressure meds are missing.

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