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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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HOW much younger
massive sex offender
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/09/14
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Cowardly goyim shitlib
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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send her a dick pic
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Henna judgmental property foreskin
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she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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Heady Trailer Park
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laughing so hard at this
brilliant death wish pisswyrm
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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flatulent circlehead sanctuary
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Depends. How attractive is she?
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not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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?
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imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Copper irate psychic
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bump for columbus day
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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frisky poppy forum
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He speaks for all of us
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Sounds like Festivus
ivory old irish cottage
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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Anal fat ankles
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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Shrewd
Olive potus
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Arousing dog poop
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mint aromatic puppy
  10/09/14
180
peach territorial stock car
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180
Odious magenta azn
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180^180
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
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lascivious ultramarine tattoo
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
massive sex offender
  10/09/14
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Effete bespoke half-breed
  10/09/14
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stirring indirect expression useless brakes
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How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Ruby cruise ship
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second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
mint aromatic puppy
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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wildly underrated
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Bipolar greedy step-uncle's house gaming laptop
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
cerebral claret plaza knife
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
comical field quadroon
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
comical field quadroon
  10/08/16
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splenetic set
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
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?
Exhilarant range
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
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(xo 2014)
Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Hateful Glittery State
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Walnut location kitty cat
  10/11/14
180
Bonkers church goal in life
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
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cr. swiping overrides biology
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frisky poppy forum
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
nofapping locale nibblets
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
nofapping locale nibblets
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Hilarious center dingle berry
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Effete bespoke half-breed
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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And 10/10 xo women
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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filthy buff garrison
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message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Startling Citrine Gay Wizard Doctorate
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UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/09/14
lol
Ruby cruise ship
  10/09/14
180
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lmao
cracking menage voyeur
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tyft
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
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Lol
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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...
Cobalt institution travel guidebook
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This is good.
frum topaz school
  10/09/14
180 billion
Hilarious center dingle berry
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
mint aromatic puppy
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Big reading party nowag
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...
frisky poppy forum
  10/09/14
180 this is great
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lascivious ultramarine tattoo
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
soul-stirring associate
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
pearly shivering stag film halford
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Sable at-the-ready idiot
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thriller crackhouse yarmulke
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Rose internet-worthy address
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Know-it-all Parlor
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Vivacious violet police squad dragon
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Rose internet-worthy address
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flatulent circlehead sanctuary
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mint aromatic puppy
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
ebony corner people who are hurt
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Swollen Contagious Pervert
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
comical field quadroon
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
frum topaz school
  10/09/14
titcr
Rose internet-worthy address
  10/09/14
...
frum topaz school
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Ruby cruise ship
  10/09/14
...
lascivious ultramarine tattoo
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
filthy buff garrison
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Hateful Glittery State
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
mustard whorehouse filthpig
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Ruby cruise ship
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
ebony corner people who are hurt
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
frum topaz school
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
ebony corner people who are hurt
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Amethyst stage
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
hot impertinent new version
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Brass library giraffe
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
filthy buff garrison
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Know-it-all Parlor
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
filthy buff garrison
  10/09/14
...
Effete bespoke half-breed
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
...
Rose internet-worthy address
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
...
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/09/14
...
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1800000000
dashing mahogany home chad
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
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  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Ruby cruise ship
  10/09/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
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Loling hard
frum topaz school
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
multi-colored embarrassed to the bone stage
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
hot impertinent new version
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
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fuckk me
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
comical field quadroon
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
filthy buff garrison
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Rose internet-worthy address
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
fragrant chartreuse sweet tailpipe marketing idea
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Ruby cruise ship
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Big reading party nowag
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
comical field quadroon
  10/09/14
...
comical field quadroon
  10/10/14
...
Hilarious center dingle berry
  10/09/14
i could see it
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
pink mewling hunting ground
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/09/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Charismatic messiness
  06/27/16
...
sinister wrinkle
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
filthy buff garrison
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
boyish out-of-control coffee pot business firm
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Sick University Round Eye
  10/10/14
WTF?
cracking menage voyeur
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
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  10/10/14
...
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
  10/10/14
120
dashing mahogany home chad
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
...
frum topaz school
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/10/14
...
filthy buff garrison
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Stimulating telephone
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Hateful Glittery State
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Arousing dog poop
  10/10/14
...
marvelous chestnut site antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Geriatric flickering orchestra pit
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
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...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/10/14
...
frum topaz school
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Turquoise rambunctious stain
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
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...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
frum topaz school
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
onyx theater
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
cerebral claret plaza knife
  10/10/14
180
cyan mind-boggling bbw point
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
slippery swashbuckling office
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
frisky poppy forum
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
cerebral claret plaza knife
  10/10/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Bateful public bath
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Ruby cruise ship
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/10/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Geriatric flickering orchestra pit
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Offensive motley pit
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Tan Exciting Kitty Toaster
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
omg
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
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...
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...
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
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...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
brilliant death wish pisswyrm
  10/18/14
...
razzmatazz vengeful rigpig
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
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  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Titillating White Nursing Home National Security Agency
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...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Sepia Native
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Sepia Native
  10/11/14
...
comical field quadroon
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
carmine adventurous depressive space
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ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
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...
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...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
lmfao
idiotic magical den
  10/11/14
amazing
garnet hall main people
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
frum topaz school
  10/11/14
180
Ruby cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Effete bespoke half-breed
  10/11/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Irradiated regret area
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
misanthropic bronze ape
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Titillating White Nursing Home National Security Agency
  10/11/14
...
rusted violent black woman station
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
excitant cumskin wagecucks
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
peach territorial stock car
  03/28/16
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Infuriating kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Silver vibrant dilemma
  10/11/14
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
plz poast
high-end locus
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Silver vibrant dilemma
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
For the love of god
frum topaz school
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
dead theater stage ceo
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Galvanic Angry Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
comical field quadroon
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
frum topaz school
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
marvelous chestnut site antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
lol 180
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
Disrespectful Trip Temple Elastic Band
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
overrated alcoholic personal credit line jap
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
beady-eyed trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
beady-eyed trust fund
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
massive sex offender
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
adulterous philosopher-king
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
(evan39)
dashing mahogany home chad
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
adulterous philosopher-king
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
180 pearl parlour
  10/11/14
keeping it real
overrated alcoholic personal credit line jap
  10/11/14
...
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/11/14
cr
cordovan multi-billionaire national
  10/11/14
Amen.
electric meetinghouse
  10/11/14
lol cr
Bipolar greedy step-uncle's house gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/11/14
180
supple nudist cuck church building
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Slate lay
  10/11/14
...
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Passionate newt
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
frum topaz school
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
dashing mahogany home chad
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
comical field quadroon
  10/11/14
lol
concupiscible pocket flask roommate
  10/11/14
underrated
ebony corner people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
talented translucent spot
  10/12/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
curious theatre deer antler
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
frum topaz school
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
curious theatre deer antler
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
curious theatre deer antler
  10/11/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
lol
Twinkling Yapping Ticket Booth
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
sinister wrinkle
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
appetizing dark market
  10/11/14
180
dead theater stage ceo
  10/11/14
180
massive sex offender
  10/11/14
180
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
...
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Underhanded friendly grandma karate
  10/11/14
...
Opaque Fantasy-prone Piazza
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Amber Tanning Salon Hominid
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
...
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
180
dead theater stage ceo
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Amethyst stage
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
self-absorbed roast beef gunner
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
...
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
Go on...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
...
Amethyst stage
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
blue candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
self-absorbed roast beef gunner
  10/11/14
Yessir.
blue candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
comical field quadroon
  10/11/14
...
rusted violent black woman station
  10/11/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
puce stead
  10/12/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
...
talented translucent spot
  10/12/14
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
self-absorbed roast beef gunner
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
massive sex offender
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous abnormal preventive strike immigrant
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
green hospital
  10/11/14
...
Mischievous abnormal preventive strike immigrant
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Cobalt institution travel guidebook
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
misanthropic bronze ape
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Amethyst stage
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
Swollen Contagious Pervert
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
rehab
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Infuriating kitchen
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Infuriating kitchen
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Really Tough Guy Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
Oh my
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
omg
alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
nighttime bawdyhouse laser beams
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
frisky poppy forum
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Ruby cruise ship
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
awkward
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Love Of Her Life
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
cerebral claret plaza knife
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Really Tough Guy Haunted Graveyard
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Purple
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Offensive motley pit
  10/11/14
...
curious theatre deer antler
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
spruce shrine headpube
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
slippery swashbuckling office
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
lilac medicated international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Walnut location kitty cat
  10/11/14
wtf
Gold
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
vermilion persian
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Offensive motley pit
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
vermilion persian
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
cerebral claret plaza knife
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
self-absorbed roast beef gunner
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
cyan mind-boggling bbw point
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
self-absorbed roast beef gunner
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Offensive motley pit
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
awkward
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
self-absorbed roast beef gunner
  10/11/14
...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Amethyst stage
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
awkward
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
...
mint aromatic puppy
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
party of the first part
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Useless Queen Of The Night
  11/21/15
...
blue candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
gtfo
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
autistic bearded
  10/11/14
Holy shit
misanthropic bronze ape
  10/11/14
?
Know-it-all Parlor
  10/11/14
...
naked jew windowlicker
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Lavender son of senegal
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
dashing mahogany home chad
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Lavender son of senegal
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
naked jew windowlicker
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
crusty bisexual
  10/11/14
lol
mint aromatic puppy
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Heady Trailer Park
  10/12/14
180
Umber zombie-like scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/11/14
120
abusive transparent corn cake
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Heady Trailer Park
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
sexy fanboi
  10/12/14
...
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Big reading party nowag
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/12/14
...
Infuriating kitchen
  12/06/14
...
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
khaki
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Up-to-no-good Mother Skinny Woman
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/12/14
Well!?
Cobalt institution travel guidebook
  10/12/14
...
Seedy Heaven Mexican
  10/12/14
plz respond
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Exhilarant range
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
rusted violent black woman station
  10/12/14
Well?
slippery swashbuckling office
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
grizzly lettuce
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Know-it-all Parlor
  10/12/14
180000000
dead theater stage ceo
  10/12/14
??
cracking menage voyeur
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
frisky poppy forum
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Saffron selfie
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Ruby cruise ship
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Ruby cruise ship
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Ruby cruise ship
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Know-it-all Parlor
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
...
salmon therapy generalized bond
  10/12/14
...
Purple
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
blue candlestick maker
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
overrated alcoholic personal credit line jap
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Big reading party nowag
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Passionate newt
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
dashing mahogany home chad
  10/12/14
please continue
talented translucent spot
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
bearded place of business idea he suggested
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
blue candlestick maker
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Sepia Native
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca
  10/12/14
ty
comical field quadroon
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
  10/12/14
And scene.
Heady Trailer Park
  10/12/14
nigger
comical field quadroon
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Heady Trailer Park
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Heady Trailer Park
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
...
beady-eyed trust fund
  10/12/14
...
Heady Trailer Park
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
...
Offensive motley pit
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Passionate newt
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
misunderstood liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
big-titted indigo genital piercing
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Gold
  10/12/14
You don't?
Olive potus
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/12/14
...
blue candlestick maker
  10/12/14
wtf
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
curious theatre deer antler
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
curious theatre deer antler
  10/12/14
...
sexy fanboi
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Irradiated regret area
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
curious theatre deer antler
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
awkward
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
curious theatre deer antler
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Irradiated regret area
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
hairraiser mediation gas station
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Hateful Glittery State
  10/12/14
...
Amber Tanning Salon Hominid
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
hot impertinent new version
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
comical field quadroon
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
party of the first part
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
lilac medicated international law enforcement agency
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca
  10/12/14
...
Useless Queen Of The Night
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Heady Trailer Park
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
sinister wrinkle
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
frisky poppy forum
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Ruby cruise ship
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Snowy pistol
  10/12/14
180
twisted charcoal milk
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
godawful legal warrant
  10/31/16
...
Useless Queen Of The Night
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Mildly autistic private investor
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Apoplectic honey-headed toilet seat
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Opaque Fantasy-prone Piazza
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
awkward
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Hateful Glittery State
  10/12/14
titc analysis
brilliant death wish pisswyrm
  10/18/14
...
Useless Queen Of The Night
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
slippery swashbuckling office
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
spruce shrine headpube
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge
  10/13/14
?
spruce shrine headpube
  10/13/14
...
Vivacious violet police squad dragon
  10/27/14
...
fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
cerebral claret plaza knife
  12/06/14
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  04/07/15
...
Opaque Fantasy-prone Piazza
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Bossy Mood
  04/22/15
...
cracking menage voyeur
  05/17/15
...
Mauve prole
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter
  08/18/15
update?
Soggy fortuitous meteor jewess
  10/06/15
...
Tantric faggot firefighter background story
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca
  10/11/15
...
alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Flirting jet community account
  10/12/15
bump
Know-it-all Parlor
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
cerise twinkling uncleanness
  11/25/15
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  12/27/15
...
Mauve prole
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
alpha
  03/10/16
...
thriller crackhouse yarmulke
  03/28/16
...
Diverse aqua ratface
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Clear Dopamine
  06/27/16
...
spruce shrine headpube
  08/21/16
...
canary pozpig mad-dog skullcap
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  08/22/16
...
weed whacker
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
burgundy organic girlfriend
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
jet-lagged
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
burgundy organic girlfriend
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
weed whacker
  09/13/16
...
flatulent circlehead sanctuary
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
weed whacker
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Arrogant
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
weed whacker
  09/13/16
...
lake tripping factory reset button
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
canary pozpig mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/16
...
Tantric faggot firefighter background story
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Lemon Razzle-dazzle Box Office
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Hateful Glittery State
  10/31/16
:-)
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Plum codepig
  10/31/16
...
Useless Queen Of The Night
  10/09/18
...
Amber Tanning Salon Hominid
  11/21/16
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  01/10/17
...
Flushed domesticated
  02/04/17
...
Amber Tanning Salon Hominid
  02/04/17
...
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Thirsty
  02/04/17
...
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  02/04/17
...
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  02/04/17
...
Plum codepig
  02/05/17
...
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  02/08/17
...
disturbing mad cow disease
  06/28/17
...
hairless water buffalo
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
pontificating partner
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Bright deep incel
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Thirsty
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Sienna becky
  12/18/17
...
insanely creepy boltzmann
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
light
  01/06/18
...
lake tripping factory reset button
  02/06/18
...
garnet hall main people
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Plum codepig
  10/06/18
4 year bump
pontificating partner
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Wine faggotry
  10/09/18
...
Odious magenta azn
  10/17/18
...
cheese-eating cuckold
  05/19/19
...
razzmatazz vengeful rigpig
  05/19/19
...
awkward
  10/14/19
...
stirring indirect expression useless brakes
  05/05/20
...
Crawly Dun Sandwich
  06/28/20
...
Affirmative Action
  06/29/20
...
awkward
  07/10/20
...
Racy crystalline resort internal respiration
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Impressive azure boiling water legend
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Maroon Athletic Conference Clown
  10/10/20
TITCR
orchid confused
  02/17/21
...
Wine faggotry
  10/08/21
...
drab
  02/17/21
...
awkward
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
mustard whorehouse filthpig
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
blathering crotch
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
blathering crotch
  10/11/21
...
Wine faggotry
  10/07/22
...
dysfunction
  12/02/21
...
aquamarine
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
ocher degenerate
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
burgundy organic girlfriend
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
navy blood rage
  10/10/22
...
dysfunction
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
dysfunction
  11/23/22
...
Swollen Contagious Pervert
  05/06/23
...
hyperventilating digit ratio sound barrier
  05/06/23
Time flies
red
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Flirting jet community account
  05/06/23
...
aquamarine
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
ocher degenerate
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
jade
  10/09/23
...
Plum codepig
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Crimson
  10/20/23
...
Plum codepig
  10/20/23
...
Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
  10/20/23
...
dysfunction
  10/20/23
...
Wine faggotry
  10/20/23
...
Lime
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Emerald Elite
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Cowardly goyim shitlib
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Swollen Contagious Pervert
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: massive sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: maize razzle hell masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: harsh sapphire tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: massive sex offender

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: ivory old irish cottage

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Henna judgmental property foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: maize razzle hell masturbator

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Henna judgmental property foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Lemon Razzle-dazzle Box Office

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: ivory old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: lascivious ultramarine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cracking menage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: violent insecure base juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Heady Trailer Park



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: floppy gaping



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: brilliant death wish pisswyrm

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: comical field quadroon

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: doobsian house



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Copper irate psychic

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Copper irate psychic

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Bistre fear-inspiring volcanic crater rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Black stubborn senate mental disorder

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Hominid

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: coiffed disgusting coldplay fan keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: flesh vigorous school cafeteria feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: abusive transparent corn cake

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: massive sex offender

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: nofapping locale nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: ivory old irish cottage

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: idiotic magical den

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Arousing dog poop

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Anal fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Effete bespoke half-breed

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Olive potus

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Arousing dog poop

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: peach territorial stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Odious magenta azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: lascivious ultramarine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: massive sex offender

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Effete bespoke half-breed

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: carmine adventurous depressive space

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: primrose aphrodisiac lodge

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Bipolar greedy step-uncle's house gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Racy crystalline resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: cerebral claret plaza knife

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: comical field quadroon

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: splenetic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Hateful Glittery State

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Walnut location kitty cat

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Bonkers church goal in life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Hilarious center dingle berry

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: nofapping locale nibblets

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: nofapping locale nibblets

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Hilarious center dingle berry

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Effete bespoke half-breed

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Startling Citrine Gay Wizard Doctorate

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: cracking menage voyeur

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Cobalt institution travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: frum topaz school

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Hilarious center dingle berry

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Big reading party nowag

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: histrionic chapel

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: lascivious ultramarine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring associate

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: pearly shivering stag film halford

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sable at-the-ready idiot

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: thriller crackhouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy address

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all Parlor

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: ebony corner people who are hurt

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Swollen Contagious Pervert

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: frum topaz school

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy address

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: frum topaz school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: lascivious ultramarine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Hateful Glittery State

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: mustard whorehouse filthpig

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: ebony corner people who are hurt

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: frum topaz school

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: ebony corner people who are hurt

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Passionate newt

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: hot impertinent new version

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Brass library giraffe

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all Parlor

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Effete bespoke half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: spruce shrine headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: dashing mahogany home chad

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: frum topaz school

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: multi-colored embarrassed to the bone stage

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: hot impertinent new version

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy address

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: fragrant chartreuse sweet tailpipe marketing idea

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Big reading party nowag

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: comical field quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Hilarious center dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: pink mewling hunting ground

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: sinister wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: boyish out-of-control coffee pot business firm

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Sick University Round Eye

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: cracking menage voyeur

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: cracking menage voyeur

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: dashing mahogany home chad

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: frum topaz school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: filthy buff garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Stimulating telephone

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Hateful Glittery State

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Arousing dog poop

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut site antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Geriatric flickering orchestra pit

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: frum topaz school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Turquoise rambunctious stain

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: frum topaz school

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: onyx theater

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: cerebral claret plaza knife

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling bbw point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: slippery swashbuckling office

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: cerebral claret plaza knife

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Bateful public bath

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Geriatric flickering orchestra pit

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Offensive motley pit

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Tan Exciting Kitty Toaster

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: sinister wrinkle

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: rusted violent black woman station

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: brilliant death wish pisswyrm

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: misanthropic bronze ape

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Titillating White Nursing Home National Security Agency

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Sepia Native

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Sepia Native

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: comical field quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: carmine adventurous depressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut site antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: idiotic magical den

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: garnet hall main people

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: frum topaz school

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Effete bespoke half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Irradiated regret area

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: misanthropic bronze ape

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Titillating White Nursing Home National Security Agency

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: rusted violent black woman station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: excitant cumskin wagecucks

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: peach territorial stock car

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Infuriating kitchen

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Silver vibrant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: high-end locus

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Silver vibrant dilemma

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Passionate newt

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: frum topaz school

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Passionate newt

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: dead theater stage ceo

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Angry Hissy Fit

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: comical field quadroon

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: frum topaz school

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: marvelous chestnut site antidepressant drug

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Disrespectful Trip Temple Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: overrated alcoholic personal credit line jap

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed trust fund

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed trust fund

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: massive sex offender

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: dashing mahogany home chad

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: adulterous philosopher-king

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: 180 pearl parlour

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: overrated alcoholic personal credit line jap

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: cordovan multi-billionaire national

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: electric meetinghouse

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Bipolar greedy step-uncle's house gaming laptop

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Passionate newt

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Passionate newt

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Passionate newt

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate newt

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: supple nudist cuck church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Passionate newt

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Slate lay

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Passionate newt

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: frum topaz school

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: dashing mahogany home chad

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: concupiscible pocket flask roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: ebony corner people who are hurt

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: talented translucent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: frum topaz school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Twinkling Yapping Ticket Booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: sinister wrinkle

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: appetizing dark market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: dead theater stage ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: massive sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Underhanded friendly grandma karate

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Opaque Fantasy-prone Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Hominid

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: dead theater stage ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  self-absorbed roast beef gunner

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  blue candlestick maker

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  self-absorbed roast beef gunner

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  blue candlestick maker

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: rusted violent black woman station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  puce stead

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: talented translucent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  self-absorbed roast beef gunner

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: massive sex offender

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Mischievous abnormal preventive strike immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  green hospital

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Mischievous abnormal preventive strike immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Cobalt institution travel guidebook

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: misanthropic bronze ape

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Swollen Contagious Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  rehab

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Infuriating kitchen

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Infuriating kitchen

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  Really Tough Guy Haunted Graveyard

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Self-centered ungodly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  nighttime bawdyhouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  awkward

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  Love Of Her Life

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: cerebral claret plaza knife

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  Really Tough Guy Haunted Graveyard

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Purple

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Offensive motley pit

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: spruce shrine headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: slippery swashbuckling office

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: lilac medicated international law enforcement agency

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Walnut location kitty cat

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  Gold

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: vermilion persian

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Offensive motley pit

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: vermilion persian

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cerebral claret plaza knife

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  self-absorbed roast beef gunner

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: cyan mind-boggling bbw point

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  self-absorbed roast beef gunner

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Offensive motley pit

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  awkward

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  self-absorbed roast beef gunner

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  awkward

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: mint aromatic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  party of the first part

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Useless Queen Of The Night

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  blue candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: autistic bearded

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: misanthropic bronze ape

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all Parlor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  naked jew windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Lavender son of senegal

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: dashing mahogany home chad

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Lavender son of senegal

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  naked jew windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: crusty bisexual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: mint aromatic puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Umber zombie-like scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: abusive transparent corn cake

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: sexy fanboi

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Big reading party nowag

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Infuriating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  khaki

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mother Skinny Woman

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Cobalt institution travel guidebook

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Seedy Heaven Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant range

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: rusted violent black woman station

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: slippery swashbuckling office

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  grizzly lettuce

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Know-it-all Parlor

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: dead theater stage ceo

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: cracking menage voyeur

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: frisky poppy forum

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Saffron selfie

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Parlor

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: salmon therapy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Purple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  blue candlestick maker

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: overrated alcoholic personal credit line jap

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Big reading party nowag

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Passionate newt

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: dashing mahogany home chad

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: talented translucent spot

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bearded place of business idea he suggested

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  blue candlestick maker

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: 

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: 

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Sepia Native

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: 

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: 

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Offensive motley pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Passionate newt

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: misunderstood liquid oxygen

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: big-titted indigo genital piercing

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  Gold

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Olive potus

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  blue candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: sexy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Irradiated regret area

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  awkward

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: curious theatre deer antler

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Irradiated regret area

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: hairraiser mediation gas station

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: wonderful unhinged striped hyena casino

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Hateful Glittery State

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: hot impertinent new version

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: comical field quadroon

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  party of the first part

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: lilac medicated international law enforcement agency

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia Low-t Ladyboy Double Fault

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Useless Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Heady Trailer Park

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: sinister wrinkle

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: frisky poppy forum

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Snowy pistol

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: twisted charcoal milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: godawful legal warrant

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Useless Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Mildly autistic private investor

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic honey-headed toilet seat

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Opaque Fantasy-prone Piazza

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  awkward

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Hateful Glittery State

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: brilliant death wish pisswyrm

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Useless Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: slippery swashbuckling office

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Duck-like chrome electric furnace brunch

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: spruce shrine headpube

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: iridescent cuckoldry indian lodge

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: spruce shrine headpube

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Vivacious violet police squad dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: cerebral claret plaza knife

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Opaque Fantasy-prone Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Bossy Mood

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: cracking menage voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Mauve prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Abode Trump Supporter

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Soggy fortuitous meteor jewess

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Tantric faggot firefighter background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  fiercely-loyal hairy legs macaca

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Flirting jet community account

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all Parlor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  cerise twinkling uncleanness

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Mauve prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  alpha

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: thriller crackhouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Diverse aqua ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Clear Dopamine

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: spruce shrine headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  canary pozpig mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: burgundy organic girlfriend

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  jet-lagged

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: burgundy organic girlfriend

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  weed whacker

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: flatulent circlehead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  weed whacker

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Arrogant

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  weed whacker

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: lake tripping factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  canary pozpig mad-dog skullcap

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Tantric faggot firefighter background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Lemon Razzle-dazzle Box Office

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Hateful Glittery State

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Plum codepig

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Useless Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Flushed domesticated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Thirsty

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Plum codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  disturbing mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  hairless water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  pontificating partner

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Bright deep incel

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Thirsty

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Provocative maniacal principal's office patrolman

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Sienna becky

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: insanely creepy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: light

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: lake tripping factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: garnet hall main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Plum codepig

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  pontificating partner

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Wine faggotry

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Odious magenta azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  cheese-eating cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  awkward



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: stirring indirect expression useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Crawly Dun Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  awkward



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Racy crystalline resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Impressive azure boiling water legend

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  Maroon Athletic Conference Clown

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: orchid confused

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Wine faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  awkward



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: mustard whorehouse filthpig

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: blathering crotch

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: blathering crotch

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Wine faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: ocher degenerate

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: burgundy organic girlfriend

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: navy blood rage

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  dysfunction

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Swollen Contagious Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating digit ratio sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  red

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Flirting jet community account

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: ocher degenerate

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: jade

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Plum codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Crimson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Plum codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Boistinker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: 

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Wine faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lime



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Emerald Elite

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Cowardly goyim shitlib

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Swollen Contagious Pervert

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330062)