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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
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Kink-friendly Church Building
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Translucent Pocket Flask
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Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
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sooty glittery macaca
  10/09/14
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costumed jet-lagged fanboi lay
  10/09/14
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Ruby turdskin university
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Translucent Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Flesh beady-eyed telephone cruise ship
  10/09/14
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Filthy federal goyim base
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
costumed jet-lagged fanboi lay
  10/09/14
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Filthy federal goyim base
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Magenta temple
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Khaki bisexual people who are hurt parlour
  10/08/16
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Flesh beady-eyed telephone cruise ship
  10/09/14
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Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Vigorous well-lubricated stag film
  10/09/14
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lavender abode mediation
  10/09/14
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Lascivious theater
  10/09/14
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Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/09/14
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Stimulating national fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
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greedy orchestra pit
  10/10/14
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spruce office
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
impressive big box office
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
sick spot immigrant
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
pearly trip karate boistinker
  10/06/25
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Rebellious State Water Buffalo
  05/15/22
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lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
clear roommate
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
embarrassed to the bone provocative mad-dog skullcap nowag
  10/11/14
?
vibrant stead
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
embarrassed to the bone provocative mad-dog skullcap nowag
  10/11/14
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up-to-no-good shrine
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Excitant bat shit crazy station chad
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman
  12/25/15
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talented church
  02/05/17
lol
Black house-broken laser beams school
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
laughsome kitty hell
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Translucent Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
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lavender abode mediation
  10/09/14
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aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
electric citrine theatre
  10/09/14
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Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Ticket Booth
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Flesh beady-eyed telephone cruise ship
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
comical tattoo
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
mewling geriatric mother
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Magenta temple
  10/09/14
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naked filthpig
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Puce Misanthropic Heaven
  10/09/14
Shrewd
copper theater stage
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
mewling geriatric mother
  10/09/14
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Magenta temple
  10/09/14
180
sadistic titillating toaster mad cow disease
  10/09/14
180
primrose hall roast beef
  10/09/14
180^180
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Vigorous well-lubricated stag film
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Translucent Pocket Flask
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Puce Misanthropic Heaven
  10/09/14
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Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Magenta temple
  10/09/14
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vibrant stead
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Emerald doctorate
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
maniacal jewess
  10/09/14
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Shimmering gaped set half-breed
  12/06/14
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underhanded deer antler location
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Chrome Floppy Associate
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
sick spot immigrant
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
sick spot immigrant
  10/08/16
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Silver menage corn cake
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
?
dashing corner ceo
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
mauve tanning salon double fault
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
smoky private investor police squad
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
cheese-eating forum
  10/11/14
180
Stubborn wonderful market lettuce
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Charismatic site therapy
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
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Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
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aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Ticket Booth
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Ticket Booth
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Charismatic site therapy
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Puce Misanthropic Heaven
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
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Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
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lavender abode mediation
  10/09/14
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Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Hairraiser chapel
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
lol
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/09/14
180
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
lmao
Lascivious theater
  10/09/14
tyft
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
Lol
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
...
Sapphire racy tank azn
  10/09/14
This is good.
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/09/14
180 billion
Charismatic site therapy
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Magenta temple
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Crusty bistre national security agency
  10/09/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/09/14
180 this is great
seedy rusted point
  10/10/14
...
Vigorous well-lubricated stag film
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Iridescent giraffe
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Ivory pozpig sanctuary
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Irate Burgundy Business Firm Travel Guidebook
  10/09/14
...
Magical Casino
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker
  10/09/14
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Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
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Buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
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Magenta temple
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
sepia range
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
razzle ebony area dingle berry
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
sick spot immigrant
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/09/14
titcr
Buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/09/14
...
Vigorous well-lubricated stag film
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Adventurous Den
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
smoky private investor police squad
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
sickened soul-stirring field
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
electric citrine theatre
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
sepia range
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
sepia range
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Stirring medicated antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
cruel-hearted flatulent principal's office masturbator
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
histrionic hyperactive new version mexican
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
...
Puce Misanthropic Heaven
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
...
Buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/09/14
...
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/09/14
...
Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria
  10/12/14
1800000000
aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/09/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
passionate rough-skinned mental disorder ladyboy
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
cruel-hearted flatulent principal's office masturbator
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
sick spot immigrant
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
clear roommate
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
infuriating multi-colored native rigpig
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
mauve tanning salon double fault
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Crusty bistre national security agency
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
sick spot immigrant
  10/09/14
...
sick spot immigrant
  10/10/14
...
Charismatic site therapy
  10/09/14
i could see it
vibrant stead
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Concupiscible at-the-ready piazza partner
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Doobsian henna stage sex offender
  06/27/16
...
cracking shivering center juggernaut
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Carnelian adulterous wagecucks kitchen
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Disrespectful whorehouse foreskin
  10/10/14
WTF?
Lascivious theater
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Lascivious theater
  10/10/14
...
vibrant stead
  10/10/14
120
aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond
  10/10/14
post the pic again
mauve tanning salon double fault
  10/10/14
...
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/10/14
...
Painfully Honest Stage Jew
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
electric citrine theatre
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
electric citrine theatre
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
submissive senate sound barrier
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
smoky private investor police squad
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
mewling geriatric mother
  10/10/14
...
Disturbing Yarmulke Dopamine
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Bateful cyan queen of the night
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
vibrant stead
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/10/14
...
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
amber property
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
vibrant stead
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Supple stain lodge
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
electric citrine theatre
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Chrome Floppy Associate
  10/10/14
180
chestnut garrison gunner
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
pale mind-boggling ratface
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
clear roommate
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Chrome Floppy Associate
  10/10/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Aqua Bespoke Wrinkle
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Bateful cyan queen of the night
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Amethyst Aphrodisiac Library
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
omg
clear roommate
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
offensive place of business toilet seat
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
cracking shivering center juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
vibrant stead
  10/11/14
...
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
impressive big box office
  10/18/14
...
Cream Erotic Pit
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
heady hospital reading party
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Soggy canary old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
thriller bearded trailer park
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
clear roommate
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
thriller bearded trailer park
  10/11/14
...
sick spot immigrant
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Emerald doctorate
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Disturbing Yarmulke Dopamine
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
lmfao
comical tattoo
  10/11/14
amazing
180 goal in life trump supporter
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/11/14
180
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/11/14
...
Puce Misanthropic Heaven
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Turquoise exhilarant parlor puppy
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
heady hospital reading party
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Soggy canary old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
irradiated frum home
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
sadistic titillating toaster mad cow disease
  03/28/16
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
flirting stock car
  10/11/14
...
marvelous ultramarine degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
plz poast
bright fantasy-prone crackhouse potus
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
marvelous ultramarine degenerate
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
obsidian ape knife
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
sick spot immigrant
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Disturbing Yarmulke Dopamine
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
lol 180
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
bossy elite rehab
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
sinister self-absorbed meetinghouse gay wizard
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Bearded Out-of-control Gaping
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Bearded Out-of-control Gaping
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Translucent Pocket Flask
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
galvanic glassy space milk
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
(evan39)
aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
clear roommate
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
galvanic glassy space milk
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Spectacular public bath
  10/11/14
keeping it real
sinister self-absorbed meetinghouse gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/11/14
cr
Razzmatazz nursing home
  10/11/14
Amen.
slate messiness address
  10/11/14
lol cr
Shimmering gaped set half-breed
  10/11/14
...
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
clear roommate
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
clear roommate
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
180
Pink appetizing plaza
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
orange dilemma newt
  10/11/14
...
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Indecent resort
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
sick spot immigrant
  10/11/14
lol
Nighttime Shitlib
  10/11/14
underrated
sepia range
  10/11/14
...
Arousing kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Adventurous Den
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Odious Affirmative Action House
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Adventurous Den
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Adventurous Den
  10/11/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
lol
Startling Fragrant Dragon
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
cracking shivering center juggernaut
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
feces
  10/11/14
...
  10/11/14
180
obsidian ape knife
  10/11/14
180
Translucent Pocket Flask
  10/11/14
180
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
...
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
flickering cumskin
  10/11/14
...
faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
vibrant stead
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
180
obsidian ape knife
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Stirring medicated antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Lime nibblets
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
...
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
Go on...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
...
Stirring medicated antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
coral factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Lime nibblets
  10/11/14
Yessir.
coral factory reset button
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
sick spot immigrant
  10/11/14
...
cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Honey-headed useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
...
Arousing kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
offensive place of business toilet seat
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Lime nibblets
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
lavender abode mediation
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Translucent Pocket Flask
  10/11/14
...
Nofapping multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Haunting purple
  10/11/14
...
Nofapping multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
vibrant stead
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Sapphire racy tank azn
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
heady hospital reading party
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
offensive place of business toilet seat
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Stirring medicated antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
razzle ebony area dingle berry
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
cordovan boltzmann
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
flirting stock car
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
flirting stock car
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
mentally impaired
  10/11/14
...
mauve tanning salon double fault
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Oh my
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
omg
Chocolate self-centered pistol
  10/11/14
...
Fighting apoplectic
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
...
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Chocolate self-centered pistol
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
opaque
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Flushed digit ratio
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Chrome Floppy Associate
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
mentally impaired
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
buff background story
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous Den
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
pale mind-boggling ratface
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
claret
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
cheese-eating forum
  10/11/14
wtf
Ungodly Sandwich
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
feces
  10/11/14
...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Chrome Floppy Associate
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Lime nibblets
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
chestnut garrison gunner
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Lime nibblets
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
opaque
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Lime nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Stirring medicated antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
opaque
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
feces
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
...
Magenta temple
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
hateful haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Nubile
  11/21/15
...
coral factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
gtfo
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Snowy
  10/11/14
Holy shit
heady hospital reading party
  10/11/14
?
Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
bbw mood
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Narrow-minded Hunting Ground
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Narrow-minded Hunting Ground
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Chocolate self-centered pistol
  10/11/14
...
bbw mood
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Dull useless jap
  10/11/14
lol
Magenta temple
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
greedy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
180
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/11/14
120
laughsome kitty hell
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
electric citrine theatre
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
greedy orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Crusty bistre national security agency
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/12/14
...
flirting stock car
  12/06/14
...
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
fishy athletic conference
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
shaky prole
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/12/14
Well!?
Sapphire racy tank azn
  10/12/14
...
Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch
  10/12/14
plz respond
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
dashing corner ceo
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles
  10/12/14
Well?
pale mind-boggling ratface
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
azure legend
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker
  10/12/14
180000000
obsidian ape knife
  10/12/14
??
Lascivious theater
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Mahogany blathering son of senegal
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
...
electric citrine theatre
  10/12/14
...
buff background story
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
coral factory reset button
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
sinister self-absorbed meetinghouse gay wizard
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Crusty bistre national security agency
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Indecent resort
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond
  10/12/14
please continue
Arousing kitty cat
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
coral factory reset button
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Slap-happy indigo weed whacker
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
clear roommate
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
ocher
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
ocher
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
thriller bearded trailer park
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Slap-happy indigo weed whacker
  10/12/14
ty
sick spot immigrant
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Slap-happy indigo weed whacker
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
ocher
  10/12/14
And scene.
greedy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
nigger
sick spot immigrant
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
greedy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
greedy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
ocher
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
...
Bearded Out-of-control Gaping
  10/12/14
...
greedy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
...
boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Indecent resort
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
really tough guy
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
faggotry codepig
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Ungodly Sandwich
  10/12/14
You don't?
copper theater stage
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/12/14
...
coral factory reset button
  10/12/14
wtf
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Adventurous Den
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Adventurous Den
  10/12/14
...
hissy fit
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Turquoise exhilarant parlor puppy
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Adventurous Den
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
opaque
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Adventurous Den
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Turquoise exhilarant parlor puppy
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
clear roommate
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
vibrant stead
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
smoky private investor police squad
  10/12/14
...
Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
cruel-hearted flatulent principal's office masturbator
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
sick spot immigrant
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
hateful haunted graveyard
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
claret
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Salmon contagious cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Slap-happy indigo weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
Nubile
  11/21/15
...
becky
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
greedy orchestra pit
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
cracking shivering center juggernaut
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
aggressive garnet volcanic crater
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Kink-friendly Church Building
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
sticky pervert
  10/12/14
180
Arrogant
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Coiffed psychic
  10/31/16
...
Nubile
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
onyx coldplay fan
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Violent Poppy Liquid Oxygen
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
opaque
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
smoky private investor police squad
  10/12/14
titc analysis
impressive big box office
  10/18/14
...
Nubile
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
pale mind-boggling ratface
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Confused autistic indian lodge cuck
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
feces
  10/13/14
?
Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria
  10/13/14
...
Vivacious wine idiot locale
  10/27/14
...
Slap-happy indigo weed whacker
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Chrome Floppy Associate
  12/06/14
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  04/07/15
...
faggot firefighter
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Anal dog poop
  04/22/15
...
Lascivious theater
  05/17/15
...
yapping french chef
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage
  08/18/15
update?
Big-titted bipolar death wish
  10/06/15
...
Cerise Electric Furnace
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Slap-happy indigo weed whacker
  10/11/15
...
Chocolate self-centered pistol
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
sexy headpube
  10/12/15
bump
Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
gaming laptop
  11/25/15
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  12/27/15
...
yapping french chef
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
depressive
  03/10/16
...
Magical Casino
  03/28/16
...
pearly trip karate boistinker
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Lemon
  06/27/16
...
Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria
  08/21/16
...
jet circlehead
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  08/22/16
...
Hilarious hideous
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Misunderstood voyeur
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
charcoal trust fund
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Misunderstood voyeur
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Hilarious hideous
  09/13/16
...
lavender abode mediation
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Hilarious hideous
  09/13/16
Game of ""
philosopher-king
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Hilarious hideous
  09/13/16
...
Candlestick Maker Persian
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
jet circlehead
  09/13/16
...
Cerise Electric Furnace
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Khaki bisexual people who are hurt parlour
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
smoky private investor police squad
  10/31/16
:-)
olive
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
olive
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
light violent elastic band
  10/31/16
...
Nubile
  10/09/18
...
Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman
  11/21/16
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  01/10/17
...
  02/04/17
...
Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman
  02/04/17
...
olive
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
gay
  02/04/17
...
olive
  02/04/17
...
olive
  02/04/17
...
light violent elastic band
  02/05/17
...
olive
  02/08/17
...
scourge upon the earth genital piercing
  06/28/17
...
tan
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
friendly grandma
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
orchid indirect expression
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
gay
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
offensive place of business toilet seat
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
patrolman
  12/18/17
...
know-it-all carmine clown
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Umber incel
  01/06/18
...
Candlestick Maker Persian
  02/06/18
...
180 goal in life trump supporter
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
light violent elastic band
  10/06/18
4 year bump
friendly grandma
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
hairless main people
  10/09/18
...
primrose hall roast beef
  10/17/18
...
red pontificating selfie
  05/19/19
...
Cream Erotic Pit
  05/19/19
...
opaque
  10/14/19
...
Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm
  05/05/20
...
twinkling
  06/28/20
...
bull headed white round eye
  06/29/20
...
opaque
  07/10/20
...
underhanded deer antler location
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
cobalt hominid
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Nudist mischievous community account
  10/10/20
TITCR
Scarlet pungent dysfunction
  02/17/21
...
hairless main people
  10/08/21
...
walnut love of her life rigor
  02/17/21
...
opaque
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
sickened soul-stirring field
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Violet Alpha Cuckold
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Violet Alpha Cuckold
  10/11/21
...
hairless main people
  10/07/22
...
french
  12/02/21
...
internet-worthy brass brethren
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Lake crotch skinny woman
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Misunderstood voyeur
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
maize
  10/10/22
...
french
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
french
  11/23/22
...
razzle ebony area dingle berry
  05/06/23
...
Massive halford
  05/06/23
Time flies
Lilac personal credit line
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
sexy headpube
  05/06/23
...
internet-worthy brass brethren
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Lake crotch skinny woman
  10/09/23
...
pearly trip karate boistinker
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
sienna quadroon
  10/09/23
...
light violent elastic band
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Rose regret
  10/20/23
...
light violent elastic band
  10/20/23
...
olive
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Peach Organic Girlfriend
  10/20/23
...
french
  10/20/23
...
hairless main people
  10/20/23
...
Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
talking
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Insecure locus legal warrant
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
razzle ebony area dingle berry
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
becky
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: sooty glittery macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: costumed jet-lagged fanboi lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Ruby turdskin university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Flesh beady-eyed telephone cruise ship

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Filthy federal goyim base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: costumed jet-lagged fanboi lay

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Filthy federal goyim base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Magenta temple

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Khaki bisexual people who are hurt parlour

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Flesh beady-eyed telephone cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Vigorous well-lubricated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Lascivious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Stimulating national fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: greedy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: spruce office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: impressive big box office

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: sick spot immigrant

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: pearly trip karate boistinker

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Rebellious State Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: clear roommate

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone provocative mad-dog skullcap nowag

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: vibrant stead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone provocative mad-dog skullcap nowag

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Excitant bat shit crazy station chad

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: talented church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Black house-broken laser beams school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome kitty hell

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Flesh beady-eyed telephone cruise ship

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: comical tattoo

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: mewling geriatric mother

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Magenta temple

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: naked filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Puce Misanthropic Heaven

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: copper theater stage

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: mewling geriatric mother

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: sadistic titillating toaster mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: primrose hall roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vigorous well-lubricated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Puce Misanthropic Heaven

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Magenta temple

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: vibrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Emerald doctorate

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: maniacal jewess

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Shimmering gaped set half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: underhanded deer antler location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Associate

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: sick spot immigrant

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Silver menage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: vibrant stead

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: dashing corner ceo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant stead

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: mauve tanning salon double fault

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: smoky private investor police squad

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Stubborn wonderful market lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic site therapy

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: vibrant stead

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Ticket Booth

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Fuchsia Ticket Booth

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Charismatic site therapy

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Puce Misanthropic Heaven

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser chapel

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Lascivious theater

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sapphire racy tank azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Charismatic site therapy

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Magenta temple

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Crusty bistre national security agency

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: seedy rusted point

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Vigorous well-lubricated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Iridescent giraffe

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Ivory pozpig sanctuary

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Irate Burgundy Business Firm Travel Guidebook

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Magical Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: sepia range

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: razzle ebony area dingle berry

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Vigorous well-lubricated stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: smoky private investor police squad

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: sickened soul-stirring field

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: sepia range

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: sepia range

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Stirring medicated antidepressant drug

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Indecent resort

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted flatulent principal's office masturbator

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: histrionic hyperactive new version mexican

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Puce Misanthropic Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: vibrant stead

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: vibrant stead

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: passionate rough-skinned mental disorder ladyboy

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted flatulent principal's office masturbator

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: vibrant stead

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: vibrant stead

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: clear roommate

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: infuriating multi-colored native rigpig

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: mauve tanning salon double fault

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Crusty bistre national security agency

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: sick spot immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Charismatic site therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: vibrant stead

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible at-the-ready piazza partner

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Doobsian henna stage sex offender

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: cracking shivering center juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Carnelian adulterous wagecucks kitchen

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Disrespectful whorehouse foreskin

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Lascivious theater

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Lascivious theater

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: vibrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: mauve tanning salon double fault

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: submissive senate sound barrier

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: smoky private investor police squad

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: mewling geriatric mother

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Disturbing Yarmulke Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Bateful cyan queen of the night

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: vibrant stead

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: amber property

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant stead

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Supple stain lodge

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Associate

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: chestnut garrison gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling ratface

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: clear roommate

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Associate

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Aqua Bespoke Wrinkle

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Bateful cyan queen of the night

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Aphrodisiac Library

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: clear roommate

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: offensive place of business toilet seat

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: cracking shivering center juggernaut

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: vibrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: impressive big box office

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Cream Erotic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: heady hospital reading party

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Soggy canary old irish cottage

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: thriller bearded trailer park

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: clear roommate

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: thriller bearded trailer park

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: sick spot immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Magenta temple

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Emerald doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Disturbing Yarmulke Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: comical tattoo

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: 180 goal in life trump supporter

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Puce Misanthropic Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Turquoise exhilarant parlor puppy

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: heady hospital reading party

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Magenta temple

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Soggy canary old irish cottage

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: irradiated frum home

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: sadistic titillating toaster mad cow disease

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: flirting stock car

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: bright fantasy-prone crackhouse potus

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: marvelous ultramarine degenerate

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Indecent resort

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Magenta temple

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Indecent resort

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: electric citrine theatre

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: obsidian ape knife

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling sweet tailpipe

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: sick spot immigrant

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Disturbing Yarmulke Dopamine

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Magenta temple

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: bossy elite rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: sinister self-absorbed meetinghouse gay wizard

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Bearded Out-of-control Gaping

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Bearded Out-of-control Gaping

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: galvanic glassy space milk

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: clear roommate

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic glassy space milk

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Spectacular public bath

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: sinister self-absorbed meetinghouse gay wizard

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: slate messiness address

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Shimmering gaped set half-breed

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Indecent resort

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Indecent resort

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: clear roommate

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Indecent resort

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: clear roommate

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Indecent resort

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Pink appetizing plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Indecent resort

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: orange dilemma newt

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Indecent resort

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Nighttime Shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: sepia range

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Arousing kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Odious Affirmative Action House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Startling Fragrant Dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: cracking shivering center juggernaut

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  feces

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: obsidian ape knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Magenta temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  flickering cumskin

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Magenta temple

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: vibrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: obsidian ape knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Stirring medicated antidepressant drug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Lime nibblets

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Stirring medicated antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: coral factory reset button

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Lime nibblets

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: coral factory reset button

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed useless brakes

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Arousing kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: offensive place of business toilet seat

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Lime nibblets

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Magenta temple

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Translucent Pocket Flask

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Nofapping multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Haunting purple

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Nofapping multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: vibrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Sapphire racy tank azn

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: heady hospital reading party

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: offensive place of business toilet seat

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Magenta temple

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Stirring medicated antidepressant drug

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: razzle ebony area dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  cordovan boltzmann

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: flirting stock car

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: flirting stock car

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  mentally impaired

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: mauve tanning salon double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Chocolate self-centered pistol

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Fighting apoplectic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Magenta temple

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Chocolate self-centered pistol

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: opaque

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Flushed digit ratio

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Associate

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  mentally impaired

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: buff background story

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling ratface

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  claret

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Ungodly Sandwich

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  Striped Hyena

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  Striped Hyena

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  feces

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Magenta temple

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Associate

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Lime nibblets

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: chestnut garrison gunner

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Lime nibblets

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: opaque

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Lime nibblets

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Stirring medicated antidepressant drug

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: opaque

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  feces

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  hateful haunted graveyard

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Nubile

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: coral factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Snowy

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: heady hospital reading party

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  bbw mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hunting Ground

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Hunting Ground

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Chocolate self-centered pistol

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author:  bbw mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Dull useless jap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Magenta temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: laughsome kitty hell

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: electric citrine theatre

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  hissy fit

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Crusty bistre national security agency

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: flirting stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: fishy athletic conference

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  shaky prole

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Sapphire racy tank azn

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Domesticated wild keepsake machete brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: dashing corner ceo

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house fat ankles

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: pale mind-boggling ratface

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  azure legend

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: obsidian ape knife

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Lascivious theater

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Mahogany blathering son of senegal

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: electric citrine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: buff background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: coral factory reset button

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: sinister self-absorbed meetinghouse gay wizard

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Crusty bistre national security agency

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Indecent resort

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: aromatic splenetic party of the first part generalized bond

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Arousing kitty cat

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Pearl Gas Station Internal Respiration

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: coral factory reset button

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo weed whacker

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: clear roommate

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: ocher

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: ocher

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: thriller bearded trailer park

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo weed whacker

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo weed whacker

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: ocher

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: ocher

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Bearded Out-of-control Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: boyish overrated boiling water twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Indecent resort

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  really tough guy

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  faggotry codepig

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Ungodly Sandwich

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: copper theater stage

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: coral factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Turquoise exhilarant parlor puppy

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: opaque

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Den

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Turquoise exhilarant parlor puppy

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: clear roommate

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: vibrant stead

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: smoky private investor police squad

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted flatulent principal's office masturbator

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: sick spot immigrant

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  hateful haunted graveyard

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  claret

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Salmon contagious cuckoldry

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo weed whacker

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: greedy orchestra pit

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: cracking shivering center juggernaut

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: aggressive garnet volcanic crater

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Church Building

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: sticky pervert

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: Arrogant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Coiffed psychic

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  onyx coldplay fan

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Violent Poppy Liquid Oxygen

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: opaque

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: smoky private investor police squad

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: impressive big box office

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling ratface

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Confused autistic indian lodge cuck

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  feces

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Vivacious wine idiot locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Slap-happy indigo weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Chrome Floppy Associate

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Anal dog poop

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Lascivious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: yapping french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Institution Blood Rage

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Big-titted bipolar death wish

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author:  Cerise Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy indigo weed whacker

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Chocolate self-centered pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: sexy headpube

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle-dazzle hairy legs windowlicker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  gaming laptop

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: yapping french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  depressive

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Magical Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: pearly trip karate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Lemon

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting marketing idea school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: jet circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Hilarious hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood voyeur

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: charcoal trust fund

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood voyeur

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Hilarious hideous

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: lavender abode mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Hilarious hideous

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  philosopher-king

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Hilarious hideous

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  Candlestick Maker Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: jet circlehead

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author:  Cerise Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Khaki bisexual people who are hurt parlour

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: smoky private investor police squad

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  olive

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  olive

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: light violent elastic band

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Diverse high-end famous landscape painting black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: gay

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: light violent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  friendly grandma

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  orchid indirect expression

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: gay

I can never remember the title keywords

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: offensive place of business toilet seat

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  patrolman

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: know-it-all carmine clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Umber incel

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  Candlestick Maker Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: 180 goal in life trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: light violent elastic band

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  friendly grandma

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: hairless main people

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: primrose hall roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: red pontificating selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cream Erotic Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: opaque



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Motley Coffee Pot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bull headed white round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: opaque



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: underhanded deer antler location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: cobalt hominid

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Nudist mischievous community account

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Scarlet pungent dysfunction

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: hairless main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: walnut love of her life rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: opaque



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: sickened soul-stirring field

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Violet Alpha Cuckold

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Violet Alpha Cuckold

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: hairless main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy brass brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Lake crotch skinny woman

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood voyeur

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: maize

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  french

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: razzle ebony area dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Massive halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Lilac personal credit line

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: sexy headpube

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: internet-worthy brass brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Lake crotch skinny woman

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: pearly trip karate boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: sienna quadroon

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: light violent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Rose regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: light violent elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Peach Organic Girlfriend

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  french



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: hairless main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  Insanely Creepy Idea He Suggested International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  talking

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Insecure locus legal warrant

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: razzle ebony area dingle berry

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  becky

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49346566)