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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
shimmering cerebral stage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Pontificating Frum Travel Guidebook Associate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Exhilarant cobalt spot depressive
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Vengeful bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
primrose property legend
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
alcoholic mint box office roommate
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Ungodly sadistic locale
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Supple electric furnace office
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Elite gas station
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
razzmatazz state
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Aphrodisiac slippery forum
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Passionate Mediation
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Laughsome carnelian stead generalized bond
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
painfully honest underhanded trust fund home
  06/30/25
cr
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Elite gas station
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Marvelous offensive orchestra pit weed whacker
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Passionate Mediation
  06/30/25
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razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Aphrodisiac slippery forum
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
painfully honest underhanded trust fund home
  06/30/25
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adventurous wrinkle
  07/01/25
*bussy
federal stag film goal in life
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
alcoholic mint box office roommate
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Harsh hot pervert
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Aquamarine nursing home candlestick maker
  06/30/25
fuck
Aphrodisiac slippery forum
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Harsh hot pervert
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
shimmering cerebral stage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Aphrodisiac slippery forum
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Marvelous offensive orchestra pit weed whacker
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
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bonkers field
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vigorous Naked Crackhouse
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
chartreuse temple
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
bespoke unholy brunch roast beef
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
chartreuse temple
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
chartreuse temple
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
motley haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
razzle-dazzle fuchsia set idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
misunderstood amber philosopher-king station
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
just jump
excitant affirmative action
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
...
wonderful flickering kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
vivacious striped hyena
  06/30/25
wow
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
up-to-no-good clown
  06/30/25
JFC man
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Supple electric furnace office
  06/30/25
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excitant affirmative action
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac slippery forum
  06/30/25
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Passionate Mediation
  06/30/25
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concupiscible sandwich
  06/30/25
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impressive personal credit line
  06/30/25
...
razzle-dazzle fuchsia set idea he suggested
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
misunderstood amber philosopher-king station
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vigorous Naked Crackhouse
  06/30/25
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floppy library
  07/01/25
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adventurous wrinkle
  07/01/25
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dun corner
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Heady senate
  07/01/25
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bull headed mood
  07/01/25
...
Exhilarant cobalt spot depressive
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
primrose property legend
  06/30/25
bro
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
...
misunderstood amber philosopher-king station
  06/30/25
lol
razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
...
talking university nowag
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Mahogany Thriller Lay Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
jfc
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Elite gas station
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
concupiscible sandwich
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
impressive personal credit line
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Mahogany Thriller Lay Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
...
bespoke unholy brunch roast beef
  07/01/25
...
impressive personal credit line
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
bull headed mood
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mind-boggling Native
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Marvelous offensive orchestra pit weed whacker
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Aphrodisiac slippery forum
  06/30/25
...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
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Spectacular Demanding Garrison Boiling Water
  07/01/25
lol
razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
...
excitant affirmative action
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Talented organic girlfriend shitlib
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Flesh milk windowlicker
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Nudist Lettuce
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
boyish chapel
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
180 range mental disorder
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Spectacular Demanding Garrison Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
lascivious disgusting circlehead
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
razzle quadroon
  07/01/25
...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
adventurous wrinkle
  07/01/25
😟
anal tan gaping sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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irradiated piazza
  07/01/25
holy shit
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Spectacular Demanding Garrison Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Judgmental spruce space round eye
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
bull headed mood
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
alcoholic mint box office roommate
  07/01/25
...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
bull headed mood
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
bull headed mood
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
vivacious striped hyena
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
alcoholic mint box office roommate
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Stubborn Garnet Whorehouse
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
adventurous wrinkle
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
slap-happy free-loading background story digit ratio
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/06/25
...
vivacious striped hyena
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
magical stirring public bath
  07/06/25
...
impressive personal credit line
  07/06/25
lol
razzle quadroon
  07/07/25
wow
Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: shimmering cerebral stage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Frum Travel Guidebook Associate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt spot depressive

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Vengeful bawdyhouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: primrose property legend

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: alcoholic mint box office roommate

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ungodly sadistic locale

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Supple electric furnace office

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Elite gas station

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz state

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery forum

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Passionate Mediation

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome carnelian stead generalized bond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: painfully honest underhanded trust fund home

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Elite gas station

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Marvelous offensive orchestra pit weed whacker

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Passionate Mediation

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: razzle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery forum

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: painfully honest underhanded trust fund home

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: federal stag film goal in life

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: alcoholic mint box office roommate

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Harsh hot pervert

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine nursing home candlestick maker

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery forum

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Harsh hot pervert

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: shimmering cerebral stage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery forum

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Marvelous offensive orchestra pit weed whacker

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bonkers field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Naked Crackhouse

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: chartreuse temple

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bespoke unholy brunch roast beef

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: chartreuse temple

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: chartreuse temple

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: motley haunted graveyard

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fuchsia set idea he suggested

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: misunderstood amber philosopher-king station

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: excitant affirmative action

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful flickering kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: vivacious striped hyena

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: up-to-no-good clown

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Supple electric furnace office

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: excitant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Passionate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: concupiscible sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: impressive personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fuchsia set idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: misunderstood amber philosopher-king station

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Naked Crackhouse

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: floppy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: dun corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Heady senate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: bull headed mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant cobalt spot depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: primrose property legend

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: misunderstood amber philosopher-king station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: talking university nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Mahogany Thriller Lay Famous Landscape Painting

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Elite gas station

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: concupiscible sandwich

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: impressive personal credit line

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Mahogany Thriller Lay Famous Landscape Painting

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: bespoke unholy brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: impressive personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: bull headed mood

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Native

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Marvelous offensive orchestra pit weed whacker

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac slippery forum

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Demanding Garrison Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: excitant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Talented organic girlfriend shitlib

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Flesh milk windowlicker

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Nudist Lettuce

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: boyish chapel

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: 180 range mental disorder

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Demanding Garrison Boiling Water

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious disgusting circlehead

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: adventurous wrinkle

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: anal tan gaping sneaky criminal

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: irradiated piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Demanding Garrison Boiling Water

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Judgmental spruce space round eye

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: bull headed mood

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: alcoholic mint box office roommate

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bull headed mood

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: bull headed mood

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: vivacious striped hyena

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: alcoholic mint box office roommate

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Garnet Whorehouse

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: adventurous wrinkle

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: slap-happy free-loading background story digit ratio

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: vivacious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: magical stirring public bath

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: impressive personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: razzle quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Fanboi Fat Ankles

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)