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new xo weekly advice column "Dear Jurisprudence"

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indecent razzle locus
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac hyperactive school cafeteria death wish
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
angry high-end hell
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
fantasy-prone dull plaza
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
indecent razzle locus
  06/30/25
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Mischievous pontificating brethren
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
angry high-end hell
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Spectacular scourge upon the earth
  07/02/25
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vigorous green dysfunction
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
indecent razzle locus
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Flesh Principal's Office
  07/02/25
tp.
Mischievous pontificating brethren
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: indecent razzle locus



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive school cafeteria death wish



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: angry high-end hell

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone dull plaza

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: indecent razzle locus

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Mischievous pontificating brethren



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: angry high-end hell

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Spectacular scourge upon the earth

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous green dysfunction



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: indecent razzle locus

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Flesh Principal's Office

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Mischievous pontificating brethren

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49066134)