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The prole "free" edition of Adobe Acrobat Reader is a goddamn virus

I'm giving an old laptop to a friend and putting windows on ...
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/08/25
Most people have no use for Acrobat and are served perfectly...
OYT Magnus
  12/08/25
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/08/25
You can't sign PDFs with Okular, or open any file with any k...
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/08/25
Why would proles need to securely open a file?
OYT Magnus
  12/08/25
Because it came from a lawyer.
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  12/08/25
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merry screenmas
  12/08/25
Like 99% of software is de facto viruses now including "...
Dr. Screens
  12/08/25
so is the paid version. the "AI Agent" popup cover...
...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
  12/08/25
cr and it crashes or freezes the app sometimes when this hap...
Kenneth Play
  12/08/25
Not if you get a "professional" subscription. I di...
https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg
  12/08/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


I'm giving an old laptop to a friend and putting windows on it, and here's what happened:

1. The Acrobat installer spent 5 minutes downloading the install files on my fast af Internet. File size appears to >1gb

2. Installation took about 40 goddamn minutes and this isn't a slow computer. Furthermore I was never prompted to accept or decline anything. Two clicks --> installer does it's thing.

3. The goddamn thing installed not one but TWO startup apps that you cannot uninstall. One is called Adobe Express and I think it wanted to see pics.

4. Fortunately you can disable autostart in Task Manager, but how many people know how to do that? <1% of users know I'm even saying. They're just stuck with these TWO startup apps jacking their photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494820)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: OYT Magnus ( )

Most people have no use for Acrobat and are served perfectly well by the default pdf viewer in their browser. Its continued presence everywhere is mostly inertia and Boomer retardation. In fact that explains a lot of things that are still around but shouldn’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494859)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494865)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


You can't sign PDFs with Okular, or open any file with any kind of security

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494868)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: OYT Magnus ( )

Why would proles need to securely open a file?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494932)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


Because it came from a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494953)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: merry screenmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494933)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Dr. Screens

Like 99% of software is de facto viruses now including "Microsoft Windows" itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49494956)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


so is the paid version. the "AI Agent" popup covers half the screen randomly and comes back after you close or disable it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49495008)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr and it crashes or freezes the app sometimes when this happens too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49495643)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg


Not if you get a "professional" subscription. I did that and it eliminated 3/4 of the bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808042&forum_id=2)#49495644)