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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
swashbuckling electric furnace
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Khaki Rough-skinned Hairy Legs Brethren
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Rebellious maroon national sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
slippery marketing idea rehab
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Adulterous irate school cafeteria son of senegal
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Flushed brunch fanboi
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
spectacular pontificating station
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Galvanic snowy private investor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Diverse Temple Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
irradiated public bath dopamine
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
crusty cerebral weed whacker
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Rusted racy trump supporter parlor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Saffron domesticated messiness
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
laughsome bonkers space roommate
  06/30/25
cr
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Diverse Temple Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
scarlet school famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Rusted racy trump supporter parlor
  06/30/25
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mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
crusty cerebral weed whacker
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
laughsome bonkers space roommate
  06/30/25
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Wine Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
*bussy
orchid heady tanning salon rigor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Flushed brunch fanboi
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Red Business Firm
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
electric poppy ratface gunner
  06/30/25
fuck
crusty cerebral weed whacker
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Red Business Firm
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
swashbuckling electric furnace
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
crusty cerebral weed whacker
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
scarlet school famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
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flickering background story indian lodge
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
harsh theater
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Bateful house
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
beady-eyed chestnut dilemma
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Bateful house
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Bateful house
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
seedy jew
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Cordovan Foreskin Degenerate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Contagious confused liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
tcr
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
just jump
nighttime aphrodisiac windowlicker
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
...
doobsian soggy stead
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Green concupiscible crotch university
  06/30/25
wow
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
marvelous dead water buffalo shrine
  06/30/25
JFC man
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Galvanic snowy private investor
  06/30/25
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nighttime aphrodisiac windowlicker
  06/30/25
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crusty cerebral weed whacker
  06/30/25
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Rusted racy trump supporter parlor
  06/30/25
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effete turquoise gaming laptop hall
  06/30/25
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abusive point
  06/30/25
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Cordovan Foreskin Degenerate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Contagious confused liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
harsh theater
  06/30/25
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Canary athletic conference pistol
  07/01/25
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Wine Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
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fighting floppy ticket booth
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
House-broken wonderful range
  07/01/25
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Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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Rebellious maroon national sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Adulterous irate school cafeteria son of senegal
  06/30/25
bro
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
...
Contagious confused liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
lol
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
...
Chocolate turdskin whorehouse
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
razzle puppy legend
  06/30/25
jfc
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Diverse Temple Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
effete turquoise gaming laptop hall
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
abusive point
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
razzle puppy legend
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed chestnut dilemma
  07/01/25
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abusive point
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
onyx flatulent market
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
scarlet school famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
crusty cerebral weed whacker
  06/30/25
...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/01/25
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charismatic parlour candlestick maker
  07/01/25
lol
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
...
nighttime aphrodisiac windowlicker
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Jet mad cow disease
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
emerald insecure dysfunction
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
odious factory reset button property
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Titillating home
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Alcoholic painfully honest doctorate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
charismatic parlour candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
citrine filthpig
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Wine Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
😟
self-centered tan casino fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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Garnet filthy den
  07/01/25
holy shit
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
charismatic parlour candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Stubborn Fuchsia Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Flushed brunch fanboi
  07/01/25
...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Green concupiscible crotch university
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Flushed brunch fanboi
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Tripping unhinged mad-dog skullcap spot
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Wine Coldplay Fan
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
idiotic bawdyhouse cuckold
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/06/25
...
Green concupiscible crotch university
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Appetizing halford
  07/06/25
...
abusive point
  07/06/25
lol
mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency
  07/07/25
wow
Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling electric furnace

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Khaki Rough-skinned Hairy Legs Brethren

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Rebellious maroon national sneaky criminal

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: slippery marketing idea rehab

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Adulterous irate school cafeteria son of senegal

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Flushed brunch fanboi

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: spectacular pontificating station

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Galvanic snowy private investor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse Temple Antidepressant Drug

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: irradiated public bath dopamine

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: crusty cerebral weed whacker

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rusted racy trump supporter parlor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Saffron domesticated messiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: laughsome bonkers space roommate

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse Temple Antidepressant Drug

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: scarlet school famous landscape painting

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Rusted racy trump supporter parlor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: crusty cerebral weed whacker

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: laughsome bonkers space roommate

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Wine Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: orchid heady tanning salon rigor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Flushed brunch fanboi

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Red Business Firm

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: electric poppy ratface gunner

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: crusty cerebral weed whacker

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Red Business Firm

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling electric furnace

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: crusty cerebral weed whacker

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: scarlet school famous landscape painting

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: flickering background story indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: harsh theater

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bateful house

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed chestnut dilemma

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bateful house

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bateful house

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: seedy jew

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cordovan Foreskin Degenerate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious confused liquid oxygen

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: nighttime aphrodisiac windowlicker

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: doobsian soggy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Green concupiscible crotch university

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: marvelous dead water buffalo shrine

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Galvanic snowy private investor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: nighttime aphrodisiac windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: crusty cerebral weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Rusted racy trump supporter parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: effete turquoise gaming laptop hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: abusive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cordovan Foreskin Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious confused liquid oxygen

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: harsh theater

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Canary athletic conference pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Wine Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fighting floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: House-broken wonderful range

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Rebellious maroon national sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Adulterous irate school cafeteria son of senegal

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Contagious confused liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Chocolate turdskin whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: razzle puppy legend

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse Temple Antidepressant Drug

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: effete turquoise gaming laptop hall

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: abusive point

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: razzle puppy legend

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed chestnut dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: abusive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: onyx flatulent market

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: scarlet school famous landscape painting

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: crusty cerebral weed whacker

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: charismatic parlour candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nighttime aphrodisiac windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Jet mad cow disease

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: emerald insecure dysfunction

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: odious factory reset button property

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Titillating home

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic painfully honest doctorate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: charismatic parlour candlestick maker

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: citrine filthpig

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Wine Coldplay Fan

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: self-centered tan casino fortuitous meteor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Garnet filthy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: charismatic parlour candlestick maker

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Stubborn Fuchsia Faggot Firefighter

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Flushed brunch fanboi

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Comical ungodly juggernaut keepsake machete

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Green concupiscible crotch university

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Flushed brunch fanboi

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Tripping unhinged mad-dog skullcap spot

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Wine Coldplay Fan

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: idiotic bawdyhouse cuckold

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Green concupiscible crotch university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Appetizing halford

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: abusive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling bronze international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic Offensive Elastic Band Set

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)