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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Hot vermilion boiling water get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Sable hominid office Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: Brilliant dysfunction cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: odious love of her life useless brakes height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Ebony Bawdyhouse Stain you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: Bossy range doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal abode death wish Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: Irate trump supporter It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: umber dingle berry Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: umber dingle berry Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: abnormal translucent kitty cat lettuce Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Mentally Impaired National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: histrionic main people garrison fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Boyish degenerate i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: aggressive keepsake machete I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Greedy saffron knife locale lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: Sable hominid office way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Sable hominid office Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Amber elastic band 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: free-loading cerebral national lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Aqua step-uncle's house pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Rusted filthpig its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: Rusted filthpig if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: 180 alpha if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: rose stimulating sandwich Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: rose stimulating sandwich only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: bateful avocado son of senegal Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Sable hominid office Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: rose stimulating sandwich All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: Greedy saffron knife locale jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: bateful avocado son of senegal I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: rose stimulating sandwich TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Ruby cuck It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: Sable hominid office tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Sable hominid office I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: rose stimulating sandwich "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: rose stimulating sandwich No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: rough-skinned boistinker This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: rose stimulating sandwich Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: free-loading cerebral national Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: rough-skinned boistinker "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Sable hominid office I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Ruby cuck eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: free-loading cerebral national DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: Mauve dilemma Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: adulterous swashbuckling liquid oxygen skinny woman this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: haunting yellow faggot firefighter it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Ruby cuck 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Sable hominid office TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: free-loading cerebral national See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: dun doobsian antidepressant drug It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Sable hominid office True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: free-loading cerebral national cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Ruby cuck Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Mauve dilemma Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: Ruby cuck lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: free-loading cerebral national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: Greedy saffron knife locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Sable hominid office Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Ruby cuck rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: rose stimulating sandwich The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: irradiated philosopher-king meetinghouse this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Sable hominid office I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: rose stimulating sandwich I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: Irate trump supporter Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2)#27249382) |
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