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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
spruce heaven electric furnace
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bearded ruby legend
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Talking coral stag film
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
razzle-dazzle hall police squad
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
appetizing cerise set liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
overrated magical love of her life sanctuary
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
erotic arousing masturbator rehab
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
blue national persian
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Laughsome pozpig coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
marvelous shrine
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
carmine queen of the night jewess
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Scarlet mischievous twinkling uncleanness
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
black passionate ticket booth old irish cottage
  06/30/25
cr
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
blue national persian
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
nofapping bronze institution
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
carmine queen of the night jewess
  06/30/25
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self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
marvelous shrine
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
black passionate ticket booth old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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Light Center
  07/01/25
*bussy
Motley Cyan Property Cuck
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Hateful Boltzmann Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
swashbuckling milky sex offender
  06/30/25
fuck
marvelous shrine
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Hateful Boltzmann Orchestra Pit
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
spruce heaven electric furnace
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
marvelous shrine
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
nofapping bronze institution
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
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Mildly autistic irradiated hunting ground genital piercing
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Stimulating useless brakes ceo
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Histrionic Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bespoke factory reset button
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Histrionic Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Histrionic Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
ebony racy circlehead dingle berry
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Razzmatazz Jade Elastic Band
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
topaz party of the first part
  06/30/25
tcr
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
just jump
bateful range son of senegal
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
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Sapphire wild potus
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
seedy church dopamine
  06/30/25
wow
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
pearl trailer park
  06/30/25
JFC man
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
erotic arousing masturbator rehab
  06/30/25
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bateful range son of senegal
  06/30/25
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marvelous shrine
  06/30/25
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carmine queen of the night jewess
  06/30/25
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adventurous incel
  06/30/25
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Comical whorehouse
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Jade Elastic Band
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
topaz party of the first part
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Stimulating useless brakes ceo
  06/30/25
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electric drab house fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Light Center
  07/01/25
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razzle aqua forum
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Exciting stock car mood
  07/01/25
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Puce trip market volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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Talking coral stag film
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
appetizing cerise set liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
bro
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
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topaz party of the first part
  06/30/25
lol
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
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Excitant misunderstood deer antler
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Beta dashing pervert quadroon
  06/30/25
jfc
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
blue national persian
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
adventurous incel
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Comical whorehouse
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Beta dashing pervert quadroon
  07/01/25
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Bespoke factory reset button
  07/01/25
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Comical whorehouse
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Puce trip market volcanic crater
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
diverse church building halford
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
nofapping bronze institution
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
gaped 180 space stain
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
marvelous shrine
  06/30/25
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gaped 180 space stain
  07/01/25
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Vibrant tripping blood rage site
  07/01/25
lol
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
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bateful range son of senegal
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Slap-happy meetinghouse
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
cracking lake degenerate
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mewling soul-stirring public bath
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
ruddy violent community account
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
mind-boggling free-loading codepig indian lodge
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Vibrant tripping blood rage site
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Swollen Chad
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
gaped 180 space stain
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/01/25
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gaped 180 space stain
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Light Center
  07/01/25
😟
maize greedy home
  07/01/25
...
exhilarant cheese-eating theater
  07/01/25
holy shit
gaped 180 space stain
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Vibrant tripping blood rage site
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
sinister senate
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Puce trip market volcanic crater
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker
  07/01/25
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gaped 180 space stain
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Puce trip market volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Puce trip market volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
seedy church dopamine
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
gaped 180 space stain
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Arrogant Copper Theater Stage
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Light Center
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Aphrodisiac orange patrolman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
gaped 180 space stain
  07/06/25
...
seedy church dopamine
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Big Twinkling School
  07/06/25
...
Comical whorehouse
  07/06/25
lol
self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut
  07/07/25
wow
gaped 180 space stain
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: spruce heaven electric furnace

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bearded ruby legend

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Talking coral stag film

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hall police squad

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: appetizing cerise set liquid oxygen

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: overrated magical love of her life sanctuary

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: erotic arousing masturbator rehab

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: blue national persian

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Laughsome pozpig coffee pot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: marvelous shrine

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: carmine queen of the night jewess

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Scarlet mischievous twinkling uncleanness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: black passionate ticket booth old irish cottage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: blue national persian

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: nofapping bronze institution

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: carmine queen of the night jewess

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: marvelous shrine

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: black passionate ticket booth old irish cottage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Light Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Motley Cyan Property Cuck

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hateful Boltzmann Orchestra Pit

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling milky sex offender

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: marvelous shrine

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hateful Boltzmann Orchestra Pit

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: spruce heaven electric furnace

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous shrine

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: nofapping bronze institution

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Mildly autistic irradiated hunting ground genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating useless brakes ceo

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Mental Disorder

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bespoke factory reset button

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Mental Disorder

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Mental Disorder

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ebony racy circlehead dingle berry

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Jade Elastic Band

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: topaz party of the first part

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: bateful range son of senegal

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Sapphire wild potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: seedy church dopamine

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: pearl trailer park

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: erotic arousing masturbator rehab

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bateful range son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: marvelous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carmine queen of the night jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: adventurous incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Jade Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: topaz party of the first part

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Stimulating useless brakes ceo

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: electric drab house fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Light Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: razzle aqua forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Exciting stock car mood

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Puce trip market volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Talking coral stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing cerise set liquid oxygen

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: topaz party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant misunderstood deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Beta dashing pervert quadroon

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: blue national persian

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: adventurous incel

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Beta dashing pervert quadroon

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bespoke factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Puce trip market volcanic crater

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: diverse church building halford

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: nofapping bronze institution

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: marvelous shrine

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: gaped 180 space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Vibrant tripping blood rage site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: bateful range son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy meetinghouse

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: cracking lake degenerate

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mewling soul-stirring public bath

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: ruddy violent community account

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling free-loading codepig indian lodge

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant tripping blood rage site

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Swollen Chad

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: gaped 180 space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Light Center

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maize greedy home

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: exhilarant cheese-eating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant tripping blood rage site

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sinister senate

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Puce trip market volcanic crater

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: gaped 180 space stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Puce trip market volcanic crater

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Puce trip market volcanic crater

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: seedy church dopamine

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Vigorous Mustard Windowlicker

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Arrogant Copper Theater Stage

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Light Center

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac orange patrolman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: seedy church dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Big Twinkling School

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Comical whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed cerebral resort juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: gaped 180 space stain

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)