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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Deranged Halford
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
laughsome low-t half-breed hall
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
irate motley idiot
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Aromatic gaped wrinkle feces
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
drab step-uncle's house boltzmann
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Zombie-like cruel-hearted area
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Charcoal cruise ship cumskin
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
spectacular slimy corn cake
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Alcoholic Flickering Associate Pervert
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Chrome Marvelous Codepig Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
vengeful coral market roast beef
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
arousing up-to-no-good love of her life hell
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Ruddy Vigorous State
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Flirting round eye
  06/30/25
cr
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Alcoholic Flickering Associate Pervert
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Razzle-dazzle spot goal in life
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
arousing up-to-no-good love of her life hell
  06/30/25
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khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
vengeful coral market roast beef
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Flirting round eye
  06/30/25
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hairraiser location
  07/01/25
*bussy
soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone public bath
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Zombie-like cruel-hearted area
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
self-absorbed coiffed plaza therapy
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Offensive razzmatazz water buffalo mexican
  06/30/25
fuck
vengeful coral market roast beef
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
self-absorbed coiffed plaza therapy
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Deranged Halford
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
vengeful coral market roast beef
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Razzle-dazzle spot goal in life
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
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Hot Emerald Philosopher-king Goyim
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Trip Copper Hospital Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Racy disturbing messiness forum
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Aqua big orchestra pit masturbator
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Racy disturbing messiness forum
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Racy disturbing messiness forum
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
supple navy sanctuary
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
territorial giraffe rehab
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
thriller bronze casino
  06/30/25
tcr
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
just jump
Learning Disabled Sienna Den
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
...
Pink Misanthropic Mad Cow Disease Gas Station
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Mauve Duck-like Newt Theater
  06/30/25
wow
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Hilarious laser beams temple
  06/30/25
JFC man
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
spectacular slimy corn cake
  06/30/25
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Learning Disabled Sienna Den
  06/30/25
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vengeful coral market roast beef
  06/30/25
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arousing up-to-no-good love of her life hell
  06/30/25
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Fuchsia comical electric furnace ticket booth
  06/30/25
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crimson multi-colored garrison
  06/30/25
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territorial giraffe rehab
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
thriller bronze casino
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Trip Copper Hospital Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
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Dashing abusive crackhouse kitty
  07/01/25
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hairraiser location
  07/01/25
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canary infuriating pit
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Odious Wagecucks Parlor
  07/01/25
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hyperactive swollen box office telephone
  07/01/25
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irate motley idiot
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
drab step-uncle's house boltzmann
  06/30/25
bro
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
...
thriller bronze casino
  06/30/25
lol
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
...
Pearl Azn Nursing Home
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Dark address
  06/30/25
jfc
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Alcoholic Flickering Associate Pervert
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Fuchsia comical electric furnace ticket booth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
crimson multi-colored garrison
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Dark address
  07/01/25
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Aqua big orchestra pit masturbator
  07/01/25
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crimson multi-colored garrison
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
hyperactive swollen box office telephone
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
grizzly church building
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Razzle-dazzle spot goal in life
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Floppy Citrine Set
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
vengeful coral market roast beef
  06/30/25
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Floppy Citrine Set
  07/01/25
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heady library foreskin
  07/01/25
lol
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
...
Learning Disabled Sienna Den
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vivacious meetinghouse
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Brindle faggot firefighter scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
balding theater stage
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Amethyst black woman business firm
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
irradiated dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
heady library foreskin
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
poppy kitchen
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Floppy Citrine Set
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/01/25
...
Floppy Citrine Set
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
hairraiser location
  07/01/25
😟
Exciting mental disorder
  07/01/25
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jet-lagged corner
  07/01/25
holy shit
Floppy Citrine Set
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
heady library foreskin
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
appetizing salmon idea he suggested stage
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
hyperactive swollen box office telephone
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Zombie-like cruel-hearted area
  07/01/25
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Floppy Citrine Set
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
hyperactive swollen box office telephone
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
hyperactive swollen box office telephone
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Mauve Duck-like Newt Theater
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Zombie-like cruel-hearted area
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Floppy Citrine Set
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
brass crotch
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
hairraiser location
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
indecent arrogant parlour
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Floppy Citrine Set
  07/06/25
...
Mauve Duck-like Newt Theater
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
flushed point
  07/06/25
...
crimson multi-colored garrison
  07/06/25
lol
khaki kitty cat persian
  07/07/25
wow
Floppy Citrine Set
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Deranged Halford

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: laughsome low-t half-breed hall

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: irate motley idiot

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Aromatic gaped wrinkle feces

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: drab step-uncle's house boltzmann

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like cruel-hearted area

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Charcoal cruise ship cumskin

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular slimy corn cake

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flickering Associate Pervert

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Chrome Marvelous Codepig Really Tough Guy

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vengeful coral market roast beef

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: arousing up-to-no-good love of her life hell

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Ruddy Vigorous State

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Flirting round eye

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flickering Associate Pervert

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spot goal in life

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: arousing up-to-no-good love of her life hell

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: vengeful coral market roast beef

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flirting round eye

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: hairraiser location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone public bath

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like cruel-hearted area

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed coiffed plaza therapy

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Offensive razzmatazz water buffalo mexican

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vengeful coral market roast beef

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed coiffed plaza therapy

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Deranged Halford

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: vengeful coral market roast beef

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spot goal in life

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Hot Emerald Philosopher-king Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Trip Copper Hospital Hunting Ground

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Racy disturbing messiness forum

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Aqua big orchestra pit masturbator

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Racy disturbing messiness forum

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Racy disturbing messiness forum

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: supple navy sanctuary

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: territorial giraffe rehab

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: thriller bronze casino

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Sienna Den

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Pink Misanthropic Mad Cow Disease Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Mauve Duck-like Newt Theater

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Hilarious laser beams temple

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spectacular slimy corn cake

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Sienna Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: vengeful coral market roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: arousing up-to-no-good love of her life hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia comical electric furnace ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: crimson multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: territorial giraffe rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: thriller bronze casino

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Trip Copper Hospital Hunting Ground

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Dashing abusive crackhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: hairraiser location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: canary infuriating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Parlor

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: hyperactive swollen box office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: irate motley idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: drab step-uncle's house boltzmann

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: thriller bronze casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pearl Azn Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Dark address

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic Flickering Associate Pervert

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia comical electric furnace ticket booth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: crimson multi-colored garrison

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Dark address

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Aqua big orchestra pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crimson multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: hyperactive swollen box office telephone

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: grizzly church building

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle spot goal in life

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: vengeful coral market roast beef

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: heady library foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Sienna Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vivacious meetinghouse

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Brindle faggot firefighter scourge upon the earth

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: balding theater stage

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Amethyst black woman business firm

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: irradiated dilemma twinkling uncleanness

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady library foreskin

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: poppy kitchen

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: hairraiser location

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady library foreskin

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing salmon idea he suggested stage

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: hyperactive swollen box office telephone

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like cruel-hearted area

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: hyperactive swollen box office telephone

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: hyperactive swollen box office telephone

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Mauve Duck-like Newt Theater

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Zombie-like cruel-hearted area

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: brass crotch

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: hairraiser location

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: indecent arrogant parlour

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Mauve Duck-like Newt Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: flushed point

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: crimson multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: khaki kitty cat persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Floppy Citrine Set

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)