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ITT I Post My Model/I-Banker FB Friend's Insane Rants Abt. JOBS

Somehow I know this calendar girl turned i-banker; she has l...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
what group is she in?
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
You mean who does she work for?
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
yes and in what capacity? I would assume client relations wi...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Financial Advisor, her fb says? She keeps talking about thes...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
FA? glorified sales bitch
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Financial Advisor =! iBanker
Lavender zombie-like useless brakes
  10/07/11
Did you iMiss her iStatus?
Bateful jade goal in life
  10/10/11
Financial Advisor is elaborate flame
Crystalline exhilarant indirect expression
  10/10/11
brilliant
salmon concupiscible patrolman
  10/07/11
iBarfed
ocher angry hissy fit den
  10/08/11
lol
hyperventilating rehab rigpig
  10/10/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/10/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/10/11
...
appetizing place of business
  11/03/11
...
Curious range
  11/06/11
I should have stayed offline all day but Steve Jobs died and...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Announcing her marketwatch guest columnist status to the wor...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
I'm crying now. Steve Jobs... :-(
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Off and running both happy and sad, what a paradox! iCry and...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
If I ever have a son, I am going to name him Steven.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
So at 56 Steve goes to Heaven to sit on his iCloud. And here...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
are these all from the same girl? is she capable of any non-...
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
She went to FSU. She may have been one of those four famous ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Other insane, non-JOBS related rants from calendar girl: ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
she's totally into anal on the first date
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Probably so.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
still hawt? EDIT: OFS! see pics below
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
this is utterly incoherent, is she mentally retarded?
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
Yes, on that note: Unleashing the horses, full throttle. ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
WTF DOES THIS EVEN SAY?
Marvelous twisted karate
  10/08/11
One new perception, one fresh thought, one act of surrender,...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
To be fair, she sounds clinically insane and delusional.
mint whorehouse elastic band
  10/07/11
Her thoughts on Jesus: In terms of teaching in awe-inspir...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
ok, she def has a sub-90 IQ
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
maybe he should have spent more time inventing the iPancreas
Thriller fuchsia multi-billionaire ratface
  10/07/11
this thread is less tha nWORTHLESS without pics
provocative impertinent theater stage
  10/07/11
How do I do that? I'd be happy to oblige.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
FAP
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
How'd you do that? I think that is her.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
...
Fishy dead juggernaut
  10/07/11
There's definitely a tranny quality to her, she probably got...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
Who is the 12 year old grabbing Lauren's tits?
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
agreed, but i'd hit it
provocative impertinent theater stage
  10/07/11
moar!
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
It's not funny you ass hole! I will delete you off my list i...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
And this is why I love Legg Mason. Not just Jason but Mark F...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
i would fuck her ass brother, but i wouldn't hire her for an...
Excitant school cafeteria
  10/07/11
Do you have aim?
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
She does sound like she's really into the guy she's married ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
THIS
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
no are you going to fuck my ass or something?
Excitant school cafeteria
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
lol what would i say to her brother? you don't know me but i...
Excitant school cafeteria
  10/07/11
Tell her that those mean guys on xo have it all wrong and th...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
So true Patrick! But I won't be shining anyone's shoes. I mi...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
It's not quite as funny or retarded.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Okay, this is slightly funny: Every single person I've ta...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
As is this (note the "perspective client"): 'm ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Lulz. Her writing is just horrendous.
opaque lascivious volcanic crater
  10/07/11
with a little help from the great man above (God). lol
Marvelous twisted karate
  10/08/11
well they're just scared about getting a new tax bracket... ...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Lil help...who is this chick?
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
She has a blog, fsuchick86
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
Thanks. I'm currently attempting to kill myself because I no...
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
Well... think of all the dumb kids in your law school (if yo...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
Valid. Still, something about this girl just confuses he hel...
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
Yes, one initially assumes it's a joke. When in fact, it's p...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
Couldn't agree more. This girl has a finance gig simply beca...
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
Caption to this photo reads: My boss and I relaxing at a...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...she can't be serious. they're at a nightclub no less
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
More sketchy experiences with "the boss": "...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
lol
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
"next superstar fund manager"? Is that all I ha...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Seriously, she's worth the salary just for the uptick in com...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
sadly most secretaries now are just 300lb african turd piles...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
At the public interest place where I externed last year the ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
She's getting dick from the guy haha
spruce marketing idea business firm
  10/08/11
Series of biblical quotations, followed (logically) by bikin...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/07/11
Brother making seriously creepy remarks at her wedding: L...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Playboy bunny looks? About his own sister? At her wedding? ...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
he hit it dood
Low-t cerebral new version private investor
  10/07/11
BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
...BAM?
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
would marry.
Low-t cerebral new version private investor
  10/07/11
i don't care how insane she is, she's wifey material. 7...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
There are a lot of hot women in the world and few are simult...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Hollywood, much?
Low-t cerebral new version private investor
  10/07/11
Would you marry an idiot actress? I wouldn't do that.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Before the surgery?
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
this girl actually has a buyside job?
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
lol, look at what she wore to a work event http://fsuchic...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
Lots of the upper managers took notice, after all it was &qu...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
LOL, "big believer in faith". DRESSED LIKE A WHORE...
Low-t cerebral new version private investor
  10/07/11
"blockbuster risk manager" = raw dog anal in the s...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
WOULD HIRE
Low-t cerebral new version private investor
  10/07/11
http://imgur.com/5iGjF http://imgur.com/jjR8E
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
wow
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Wait...someone from FSU was hired...to a job?
aggressive feces
  10/07/11
ITE? This goes against all of the laws of :D.
cerise deranged jap
  10/07/11
If you get a sex change and some largeish implants maybe you...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
what exactly is a legg mason?
spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine
  10/07/11
pretty huge investment management company
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
why would you post this? just to make yourself look like an...
Offensive boyish hospital cuckoldry
  10/08/11
Never heard of it myself.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
it's a huge company, kind of dumb to flaunt ignorance, happe...
Offensive boyish hospital cuckoldry
  10/08/11
The 15th largest asset manager in the world? There are only ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
it's pretty well known. especially for anyone who has been ...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/08/11
Genius post about quitting marketwatch, with lines like: ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
she's more employ(ed)(able) than anyone in this forum.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/07/11
Hey now, I'm a coa clerk.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
i'm just sticking up for her because i want to have sex with...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/07/11
beta white knighting?
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Not surprisingly, our little MENSA candidate is a REPTILE: h...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
she has some liberal things to say about BoA being a shit he...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/07/11
her opinions are all over the place: anti-free trade, agains...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
Lol at you dignifying the rantings of this silicone blow-up ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
The irony of this sentence "A pathologically narcissist...
comical stain potus
  10/18/11
goes clubbing with hopkins lax players, meets ray lewis h...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
and has tim brown at her wedding reading from the bible, and...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
You have to love how she states she is happily married to th...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
and the BBD
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Can you imagine how much the women in the Legg Mason office ...
obsidian free-loading alpha
  10/07/11
This. The shrews and fats probably are poisoning her with a...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
The office shrews and fatties don't get hugs from the boss w...
obsidian free-loading alpha
  10/07/11
This was the last thing my IBanking friend posted: http:/...
Mildly autistic pisswyrm
  10/07/11
I need to see her husband. What does he look like.
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2pt7blk&s=7 http://ti...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Is this for real?
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
forealzforealz.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Wow. why is she posting a photo of him holding her tits. ...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
nah, he's a good looking dood http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
yeah dood is solid...what does he do for a living? was he an...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
...
salmon concupiscible patrolman
  10/07/11
He's not a little guy by any stretch. 6'3, and "248 pou...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
She scored a 5-hour meeting with Alan Greenspan. Greenspa...
obsidian free-loading alpha
  10/07/11
I think I may send her a link to this thread and see what sh...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
So far this weekend the only song that can capture all my em...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
180
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
She shares her thoughts on Marvin Gaye! note the interesting...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
lol so she didn't manage to pick out any of his songs from h...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
Sorry, she did praise that album, and Gaye's ability on said...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
lol someone tell this bitch that he didn't even write those ...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
Not even the part where he goes "ay yi yi yi yi yi"...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
180 I love it though when people get really into pop musi...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
Actually I don't give a fuck about musicians who can write. ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Such as...?
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
I mean, I like Elvis, Michael Jackson, all the Motown groups...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Good point. How did you get to know this bitch?
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
Long ago before all the plastic surgery she got on her face ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Are you serious. What's her deal?
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
I don't know, she wanted to be hot? Seems to have served her...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
lol good point. and your friends with her? doesn't seem like...
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
No I'm merely fb friends with her.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
she says she's been seeing her boyfriend for six years (sinc...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
It's not impossible that I added her, but I doubt it because...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Thoughts on Inception, Bernanke, DiCaprio's supposed hotness...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine
  10/07/11
INSPUHRASHONAL WORDZ, PROFOWND THAWTS: As I stare out int...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine
  10/07/11
So does her job actually require real analysis or critical t...
salmon concupiscible patrolman
  10/07/11
dude, she's a famous austrian/chicago school economist, up t...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
"And then there are those who buck the traditional econ...
salmon concupiscible patrolman
  10/07/11
Read that again. "I am taking about Peter... and myself...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Yeah, Peter Schiff agrees w/ her assessment
salmon concupiscible patrolman
  10/07/11
THAWTS ON THE METAFISICAL MEENING OF THE RAIN: Just the o...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
My official office picture; I feel so important hahahaha ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Tranny porn at that. This has got to be elaborate flame.
french boltzmann garrison
  10/07/11
It's not impossible. The same three people post on her wall ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
TALKING ABOUT PUTTING STUFF IN HER MOUTH: Oh but back to ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
what does her husband chris do for a living?
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
she doesn't say but he has a masters in some kind of enginee...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/07/11
damn, prestigious.
buff dilemma
  10/07/11
DERANGED PRAISE FOR CHRIS CHRISTIE: Watching these two st...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
STORY ABOUT A TIME SHE GAVE A SPEECH AND AN OLD DUDE OFFERED...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
HER BROTHER HITS ON HER SOME MORE (this is a real classic): ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
christ, can you imagine living with this shit as your intern...
Carmine Geriatric Mood
  10/07/11
MOVED TO TEARS BY THE PRE-SUPER BOWL WORDS OF MICHAEL DOUGLA...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
AFTER BROTHER HITS ON HER/LIGHTLY NEGS HER ABOUT HER OBSESSI...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
This women is a walking argument against democracy
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
even her conservations with her brother read like romance no...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
...
hilarious queen of the night
  10/18/11
lol, he did the equivalent of patting her on the head, sayin...
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
Better yet, those words caused her to "sle[ep] like a b...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
RESPONDS TO CRITICS OF HER PROSE STYLE: My critics say I ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
wtf is she studying in grad school anyway?
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
econ, JHU.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
she's not doing an econ phd is she? jhu has an ma in appl...
insanely creepy library macaca
  10/07/11
She says it's a MS in econ. And then, yeah, a PHD, I think, ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
she's not listed here http://econ.jhu.edu/directoryindex...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/08/11
Her fb states that she is getting her Ph.D. at JHU.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
Hooters Hooters Girl · Apr 2005 to May 2009 &middo...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/08/11
Perhaps the funniest part, outside of the boss skeezing on h...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
maiden name?
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/07/11
Should I be impressed by econ at jhu? Honest question.
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
my sense is that graduate programs are easily entered, but a...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
Might have to make a post... Johns Hopkins sounds impress...
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
Smith.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/07/11
Girl doesn't need these extra degrees. She should go stra...
obsidian free-loading alpha
  10/07/11
Perhaps not coincidentally, she took the post down from her ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
Someone here tipped her off to this thread. She read your po...
ruby hell
  10/08/11
lol, someone sent her the link and she cleaned her facebook ...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/08/11
Actually I think she had about 220.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
ok, she still did some clean up
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/08/11
Also, a lot of blogs have a report that tells you which URL'...
ruby hell
  10/08/11
arent reptilians supposed to hate steve jobs? wtf
dun orchestra pit bbw
  10/08/11
Rush Limbaugh gave a big speech about how he loved Jobs the ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
she doesn't come across as a pure conservative. not to give...
dashing buck-toothed chad market
  10/08/11
Little close to her surgically modified face for my taste.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
Oh, you mean the same Steve Jobs who is obsessed with Ayn R...
brass reading party sneaky criminal
  10/10/11
He was? I didn't know he was that dumb.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
You seem dumb brah
brass reading party sneaky criminal
  10/10/11
You seem dumb because you say he read some fucktard libertar...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
thomas edison of our time is a libertarian devoted to ayn ra...
brass reading party sneaky criminal
  10/10/11
Whoa, Jobs actually invented stuff now? He basically just we...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
and thomas edison didn't have a team? never heard of ge? lol...
brass reading party sneaky criminal
  10/10/11
A big team, yeah, but he did personally invent the first (go...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
lol idiot
brass reading party sneaky criminal
  10/10/11
Here is the super-creepy gangster of incestuous love w/his (...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
Skanky for the new year: http://webcache.googleuserconten...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/08/11
I mean, I have nothing against the implants but she'd be a l...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
Holy fuck her body is so slamming. I'm so in <3
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
like where the fuck do people like this come from irl? none ...
dun orchestra pit bbw
  10/08/11
Do you mean where do people this dumb come from? State schoo...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
no dude, not like this weird combination of club trash/plast...
dun orchestra pit bbw
  10/08/11
Well club trash/plastic surgery is typical, so the weird ing...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
LOL at all the hate ITT. 100% of you aspie fucktards would F...
heady cyan keepsake machete space
  10/08/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/08/11
titcr smart and not ambitious >>>> fucking id...
dun orchestra pit bbw
  10/08/11
for her level of hotness, she might as well be fucking einst...
heady cyan keepsake machete space
  10/08/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/08/11
Totally unaware? This girl worked at hooters for like 5 year...
heady cyan keepsake machete space
  10/08/11
...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/08/11
LOL, brother, just LOL @ you
fragrant lemon abode
  10/08/11
she's hot. that's literally all she has going for her. no, i...
dun orchestra pit bbw
  10/08/11
Aren't you the guy in my old thread who protested having a 1...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
lol not me breh
heady cyan keepsake machete space
  10/08/11
retarded is a stretch bro maybe slightly delusional but th...
razzle-dazzle dull community account idea he suggested
  10/08/11
Her reaction to Michael Douglas's pre-Super Bowl speech abou...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/08/11
titcr, I'm female and I still think she's awesome. eff the ...
Olive brethren university
  10/16/11
awesome in what way
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
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Lol, she's hot but dumb. That being said I would wife her
hideous talented athletic conference piazza
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ti, oc, tcr
heady cyan keepsake machete space
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lol at xoxo fags having anything to say about this chick. A...
Offensive boyish hospital cuckoldry
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...
hyperventilating rehab rigpig
  10/10/11
This is easily the strangest xo thread i've seen
razzle-dazzle dull community account idea he suggested
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She's super annoying, but let's be real she's fly as hell.
Haunting Medicated Legend
  10/08/11
HER SOLUTION TO THE ECONOMIC CRISIS: I-BANKERS' WIVES SHOULD...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
To be fair, I'm absolutely in love with this woman.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Yeah, I wish I could get over my allergy to the attractive b...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
LOL @ the aspie rejects ITT. I have a PhD in Econ. She's sma...
brass reading party sneaky criminal
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She's a doctoral candidate, not a Ph.D. yet. No way she can ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
lol.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
That would actually make a funny porn concept. Girl goes int...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
She'll pass only if no reasonable blogger could believe that...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
I know what I said in that thread sounds convoluted, but it ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
I meant no harm. And I think you're right, both about the st...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Well yeah, if one jury could think that no reasonable cop co...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
I think you're right. I havent looked back at your original ...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Sorry to hear that, especially since she removed all the goo...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
SENDS POLICY PAPERS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA, GETS NO REPLY (CAN Y...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
What is this I don't even
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/10/11
It's simple, she's willing to offer her solutions and servic...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
hilarious queen of the night
  10/18/11
NON-RACIST INDIAN ATTIRE (admittedly she's cute here): ht...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
GETS DEPRESSED, TAKES COMFORT IN HER LOOKS, GETS DEPRESSED A...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
My favorite post so far.
buff dilemma
  10/10/11
It's interesting because it hums along at an idiotic but san...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
She seems like one of the most credited women I've seen post...
Rebellious Exciting Stage Background Story
  10/10/11
Look. She's clearly a narcissistic, insane, vain, annoying, ...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Seriously? I feel like the connection/hatred dynamic is very...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
how fucking often does this family talk about beauty and bra...
startling stubborn personal credit line
  10/10/11
A lot. What I don't get is that she used to, I swear, be pre...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
fascinating it means she doesnt come from the upbringing wh...
startling stubborn personal credit line
  10/10/11
CR thing to do in this thread is ignore all the poasts and s...
Very Tactful Vigorous Hairy Legs
  10/10/11
I'm confused; isn't that was everyone was doing, or did I ju...
Haunting Medicated Legend
  10/10/11
180
Khaki school partner
  10/16/11
Dude. She blocked her blog. Damn.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Maybe you should ask for an invitation or add her on fb, dec...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
after 1000 aspies from this blog began pinging it every minu...
bonkers mahogany rigor
  10/10/11
I'm confused - why do people say our financial system is fuc...
Ruddy public bath
  10/10/11
Safe to say she's not actually at the helm bro
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/10/11
Exactly - help is on the way
Ruddy public bath
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LOL @ Tampa. No one who has been there would be surprised by...
Cracking Gas Station
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LAUREN RESPONDS ON FB (MAYBE?): Time granted does not nec...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
do you think if we compiled all her musings and hallmark exp...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
No, but I'll tell you; "There's nothing like deep breat...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
awesome lulz. dude, how do i regain access to the her treasu...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Tell her you're a lawyer and you can help her pursue a tort ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
its still up for me
dun orchestra pit bbw
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OH SHIT I GUESS SHE HAS GOTTEN OVER THE HATERZ BY GENUFLECTI...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
LAUREN DRESSES AS PIRATE FOR HALLOWEEN, BUT ON-DISPLAY SILIC...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
perhaps my ip got banned b/c i commented on her blog. i didn...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
No check again, because it was down and only open to invitat...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
i'm still banned. damn. i will marry that girl some day.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
If you're into that look, find a thin tall blonde and buy he...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
Oh, it's back to invitation only! Make up your mind!
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
LAUREN PASSIVELY-AGGRESSIVELY BRAGS ABOUT HER INCOME, CLAPS ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
Moar :)
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
Um... how's "I really wish it wasn't a bye week for the...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
BIBLICAL LESSONS MIXED WITH SHOTGUNNING BEERS AND MAKING THA...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
PICTURES: The married couple: http://imgur.com/9KneO ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
super, thank you. this made my entire night. my day at the l...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/10/11
No, you too are a Law Center student?
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
we have more in common than a fascination with paula krugman...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
I'm not really interested in her, I just feel strangely succ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
OBLIQUELY REFLECTS ON HER FIANCE CHEATING ON HER 3 WEEKS BEF...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
moar pics
wine demanding pistol therapy
  10/10/11
PICTURES: OPENING SOME GIFTS, HOPING THAT HER WEAVE DOESN...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
LAUREN TRIES HER HAND AT ROMANCE NOVEL SOFTCORE PORN: As ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/10/11
NOWAGs IRATE about 6'3" BUFF AS FUARRRKKKK alpha bros f...
opaque lascivious volcanic crater
  10/11/11
The funny thing is that he isn't buff as fuarkkk or whatever...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
U short, azn? Yeah, you short.
opaque lascivious volcanic crater
  10/11/11
Would've committed suicide if I had been born Asian already.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
Exactly. I'll bet he's strong but he's not ripped AT ALL ...
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/11/11
He looks like an extremely good dude. In fairness to his cho...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
(F) is not possible and how is she rich. They don't mint mil...
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/11/11
Oh, rich upbringing.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
Such as? What's daddy do?
Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part
  10/18/11
This whole thread is starting to seem like elaborate flame b...
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/11/11
maybe I wrote the blog with a random word generator. Maybe t...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
This seems POSSIBLE...
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/11/11
And do you think I'm genius enough to write the brother's we...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
i'm in fucking love. also, finance bros, describe legg mason...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
PICTURES: A HOT(TER?) FRIEND: http://imgur.com/7QMPz...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
how does she post this shit. honestly though, her life looks...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
I was kind of wondering how a person with a job publicly rec...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
what the fuck. how do i not have access to this site. hopefu...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
Another WINNING teaser: A euphoric buzz permeated the air...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
i thaught you were clerking?
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
Next year. Maybe I should just print the whole sex scene out...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
i'm not against that. please leave it here: KF3775 .M385 199...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
I ought to charge you a dollar.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
(jew)
opaque lascivious volcanic crater
  10/11/11
Goyishe kop!
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
OLDIE BUT GOODIE (MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN LONG POST): M...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
180 flame
Thriller fuchsia multi-billionaire ratface
  10/11/11
SHE'S REAL BRO
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
LAUREN ARTICULATELY REVIEWS A CARIBBEAN HOTEL: The resort...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
absolutely amazing.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
Are you going to leave me that dollar? I esp. like the sente...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
dude. read the blog today. she's writing about you. omg, the...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
Shocking. What does where I went to school have to do w/this...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
She may want to exchange certain things for a chance to disc...
spruce marketing idea business firm
  10/11/11
Although this thread was entertaining, it would be pretty fu...
opaque lascivious volcanic crater
  10/11/11
WAAH WAAH WAAAAH -- And here I sit. Tears running down...
adventurous smoky roast beef
  10/11/11
"I was even told to get all my musings about life and p...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
or she caught him staring at her cleavage and he wanted a di...
spruce marketing idea business firm
  10/11/11
No, it's above: "do you think if we compiled all her...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
"I was made fun of for hanging about "black gangst...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
You would be correct.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
I kind of feel bad for her but more importantly, who the fuc...
startling stubborn personal credit line
  10/11/11
Where do people on here generally go?
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
do you think she cries as much as she writes she does? or is...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
I don't know. I'll say yes, she does cry that much. I might ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
Aspie. I think she's a beautiful, intelligent girl. She defi...
Rebellious Exciting Stage Background Story
  10/11/11
You people have low standards.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
she probably doesn't actually know who you are.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
Kind of seems to...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
She seems pretty 180. Maybe a bit too emotional, and her wri...
Scarlet yapping clown station
  10/11/11
alpha? false bravado, bro. she talks about her good looks an...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
I feel like you're having some weird reaction by which you'r...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
I couldn’t help myself. I leaned in and kissed him again, ex...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
i like how she took down her picture. as if <i>those&l...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/11/11
Just google image within the domain, you can see all the old...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/11/11
i hate how she knows more about macro than i do. i can't ref...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/12/11
I just assume they're all wrong.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/12/11
Lol She can't write a blog and cry about ppl bitching abo...
Purple stimulating ticket booth azn
  10/19/11
Being a retard is not alpha bro.
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/18/11
lulz
diverse misunderstood tanning salon tattoo
  10/11/11
"Very clearly elevated levels of federal spending has d...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/16/11
seems like a few times every year someone here breaks the fo...
titillating sooty generalized bond nursing home
  10/16/11
She's physically quite attractive and not dumb either but th...
Coiffed address son of senegal
  10/16/11
Brother, I don't get all this 'not dumb' bullshit. Is she fu...
razzmatazz sound barrier theater
  10/16/11
Imagining you're smart when you're not is definitely the lea...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/16/11
But it's definitely pompous and I don't know that I can be d...
razzmatazz sound barrier theater
  10/16/11
I don't get the "but"; I was agreeing with you.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/16/11
though it said not the least attractive, mb dawg
razzmatazz sound barrier theater
  10/17/11
How is she "not dumb?" She can barely write a comp...
Carmine Geriatric Mood
  10/16/11
titcq? is that a valid abbreviation?
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/17/11
are you new here brah?
hilarious queen of the night
  10/18/11
Very.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
It's called "southern writing" asshole.
Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic
  10/18/11
This reminds me of when there was a movement to validate ebo...
aromatic kitchen
  10/18/11
I think she saw this because she removed everything.
Pontificating area
  10/18/11
Funny, I finally got around to apologizing last night. I fel...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
lol, she knows you posted this?
Pontificating area
  10/18/11
DESCRIBE!
hilarious queen of the night
  10/18/11
Well basically I just said that I didn't hate her or have &q...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
I still see it.
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
A ton of stuff originally linked to is dead
Pontificating area
  10/19/11
ROFFFFLES AT HER PRAISE FOR JOHN BOEHNER (CALLS HIM ANTI-WAL...
hilarious queen of the night
  10/18/11
JFC
spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine
  10/18/11
ah yes, one day America will cry tears of joy with Rep. Boeh...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
you apologized. dude. that's so beta. she's a public figure ...
balding aquamarine corner
  10/18/11
I guess I see it as being the bigger man/person/whatever. I ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
you did the right thing. no flame.
balding aquamarine corner
  10/18/11
I don't know, I think she deserves this mockery and will in ...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/18/11
This is the most fake human being I've ever seen. Fake tits,...
Histrionic Spot Telephone
  10/19/11
NEW BLOG: "As more and more Americans lose their job...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/20/11
...
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
Yes, I wonder if one can get in trouble for linking to a blo...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/26/11
They take online bullying seriously. I mean, remember bro, y...
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/26/11
Why do you think only GULC wanted your brilliance?
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
  10/26/11
You don't think your several conversations w/ the deans abou...
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
...
Insane carnelian trailer park newt
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...
Confused liquid oxygen
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They only have to call Wash & Lee to hear about the issu...
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
...
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
Do you want to read the most important column you'll ever re...
Alcoholic bright fanboi
  10/26/11
No. I have to go to sleep -- stupid partner wants this memo ...
mind-boggling circlehead
  10/26/11
...
bearded federal property scourge upon the earth
  10/26/11
backstory BUMP
poppy headpube chapel
  10/26/11
the honeymoon sex post is just fucking priceless. true 180 m...
heady cyan keepsake machete space
  10/26/11


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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Somehow I know this calendar girl turned i-banker; she has lots of dumb shit to say about Steve Jobs. Stay tuned, she may be becoming a guest columnist on marketwatch.

#1 Steven Paul Jobs. February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011. Gone but never forgotten. iLove you Steve! iLove. iLaugh. iDream. iBelieve because of YOU! Thank you for playing the game, how the game is supposed to be played. You legacy lives on every time iRun with my iPod jaming out to music off the iTunes store. Evevy time iDance with my iPad2 and everytime iWrite off my MacBook Pro.

Thank you, Steve. May you rest in peace you beautiful hearted man you, and your insanely beautiful mind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122042)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:05 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

what group is she in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122044)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

You mean who does she work for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122051)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

yes and in what capacity? I would assume client relations with drivel like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122055)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:07 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Financial Advisor, her fb says? She keeps talking about these "lunches" she's having with Alan Greenspan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122063)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:08 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

FA?

glorified sales bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122067)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 9:05 PM
Author: Lavender zombie-like useless brakes

Financial Advisor =! iBanker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123385)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 9:19 AM
Author: Bateful jade goal in life

Did you iMiss her iStatus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140122)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 6:47 PM
Author: Crystalline exhilarant indirect expression

Financial Advisor is elaborate flame

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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: salmon concupiscible patrolman

brilliant

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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:50 AM
Author: ocher angry hissy fit den

iBarfed

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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:15 AM
Author: hyperventilating rehab rigpig

lol

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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



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Date: November 3rd, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing place of business



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Date: November 6th, 2011 1:54 PM
Author: Curious range



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I should have stayed offline all day but Steve Jobs died and I couldn't sleep all night and then my brain goes wandering again. But it's not your fault I am grouchy and have crazy mood swings today. It's not my fault either. I blame Obama and life itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122047)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:07 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Announcing her marketwatch guest columnist status to the world (I think):

Yeah America! Time to listen to some BLONDE POWER and a child in the eyes of many at 6 days from 25! Whoop! I am extremely out-of-the-box thinking and I can rival Paul Krugman from the NYT. First on the agenda: tribute to Steve Jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122057)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:08 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I'm crying now. Steve Jobs... :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122068)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:08 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Off and running both happy and sad, what a paradox! iCry and iLearn. &#9829;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122072)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:08 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

If I ever have a son, I am going to name him Steven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122073)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:10 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

So at 56 Steve goes to Heaven to sit on his iCloud. And here I am 6 days away from turning 25, bawling my eyes out over a man I never even met. That is to have changed the world. Steven Paul Jobs. What a man! iThink I will cry some more! The entire world is crying tonight, or should be! Time to reflect on what really matters in life again. In my own little world right now... thank the good Lord for sleeping husbands who don't scream get back in bed. Sigh. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122083)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

are these all from the same girl? is she capable of any non-emotional thought?

ugrad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122106)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:20 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

She went to FSU. She may have been one of those four famous ones who all got implants and cheered at the games. The cowgirls or some such bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122134)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:13 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Other insane, non-JOBS related rants from calendar girl:

I am amused. When I posted in May on my blog about "cutting the chain" and leaving MarketWatch, it finally hit home what that post meant. I was writing it to myself to read it 5 months later. I will say it is a great free website to conduct social experiments and find out who has love and who is filled with hate. So I will quote myself from this morning, "The convictions we hold adored of our hearts, in disaster, in chains, in torture, in death, are put to the test with the fiendishly taunting of political corruption, mafia style management where endorsement of such sins allows us to climb the ladder, to get ahead. Such as life, the life of a "bankster" finding a way through the rat race to true freedom.

This, to me, is to have found success within the industry and hallowed halls of high finance. No Monday morning quarterbacking. The buck stops here." Here's to hoping tomorrow Dr. Greenspan and I both find our "George Bailey" moment.

Surrounded by love, down comforter bliss, and wrapped up in the most amazing pair of chiseled arms, I'm dreaming of a better tomorrow. There are some who see things and say, "why?" But I dream things that never were and say, "why not?" Truth be told, Ralph Waldo Emerson had it exactly right, "Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine." Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life! &#9829;

I take that back. I don't want to per se change the world. I just want to be a good wife. A good mom. A good person. An inspiration to the economics profession. I have to find the way out of this mess with Dr. Greenspan. And I believe in my heart of hearts we will. Because he is extremely smart and I am extremely huge on morality and together we just talk for hours on end. 5 hours yesterday! Today I ain't feeling it though. iCry. :( Not fun being a girl all the time augh...

When your heart trumps your intellect you have problems. End the Federal Reserve system and economic nirvana happens with exponential growth. Save the current system, break apart TBTF, impose losses on bondholders, Resurrect Glass-Steagall, and rewrite the charter of the Federal Reserve? All to save the reputation of one man? The paradox of having my heart on my sleeve and getting way too attached to people I find brilliant. The one picture that changed it all. October 23, 2008 Henry Waxman brutally ripping apart the scapegoat, Dr. Alan Greenspan, the man who destroyed America. But can one man really systematically destroy an entire economic system? Or, do we simply need to shift the economic paradigm? Feeling melancholy and grouchy, the joys of being a girl. Heart on my sleeve. "We were wrong." I hang my head in shame if that what history places judgement on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122095)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:14 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

she's totally into anal on the first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122103)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:19 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Probably so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122129)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:34 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

still hawt?

EDIT: OFS!

see pics below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122202)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

this is utterly incoherent, is she mentally retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122136)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:22 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Yes, on that note:

Unleashing the horses, full throttle. MDHP bite me. Need to clear my mind. Too much depressing economic news, sick husband who goes from bad to better and back to bad :(, beautiful girl in Gabby Vogel fighting for her life at this very second, ad hominem arguments from the FNM. Finding something sacred in this American life... FREEDOM. Take me there Big Red, take me there...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122142)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous twisted karate

WTF DOES THIS EVEN SAY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19128571)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:19 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

One new perception, one fresh thought, one act of surrender, one change of heart, one leap of faith, can truly change your life forever. Hate less, love more. Big shout out to the best TSA agent in America, Allen at ORD for remembering me from 3 weeks ago and bringing me coffee, a smile and a much needed hug before flying home this morning at 6:15 am. Incredibly thankful to be back home with my family sounded by nothing but love. Not hate. Not banker bashing. Not bad energy. Just happy vibes, laughs, and love. &#9829; &#9829;

For some reason it really pisses me off when people who don't work in financial services call everyone who does a "bankster." Just like it pisses me off when the same type talk shit about the US armed services. More so, when they hate on every public servant who has truly dedicated their life to others. I guess if the theory does not fit they throw a temper tantrum. Such a shame and waste... no wonder America is where it is today. Todd Harrison was right, "do what you love with people you respect while serving the greater good." &#9829; &#9829;

Patrick come on, you know as well as I do, there are great people working for Goldman. :) I have my standards but it's like being called a "dumb blonde" every other week, eventually I get tired of hearing it. I reach a breaking point then go off on some unfortunate soul. Poor Bernanke I don't see how he sleeps at night. I'd have to cry myself to sleep putting up with all the crap he is taking.

I see you point Patrick, I think. Banksters have no heart or soul or capacity for empathy inside. Bankers and people like Todd Harrison, who hold themselves to a higher standard do, read his book if you haven't you will cry! :) Now to tear up Chichagio before I jet to LA tomorrow! :)

Smartest person I have ever had the PRIVILEGE to talk uncontrollably with: Alan Greenspan. Talk about a door opening and a vista of change to make a real difference in this field. I think I'll go home and cry right now. So humbled and happy I have to pinch myself. When minds go BOOM! &#9829;

Still surreal. I can't put it into words yet, this is just too exciting right now. I will say, he is the most brilliant mind I've ever been around. On the move of the Fed with twisting the yield curve and swapping $400 billion short-term for long-term, when I have time I'll get a blog post up or a note here on FB :)

And now I know... Industry burnout rates are so high because we have to work and deal with pompous overly-high testosterone alpha males whose hubris and cutthroat mantra just reduces a girl to tears. Men get mad they throw things. Women get mad, we cry ourselves to sleep. The knowledge that you've lived a life of dignity and didn't cut corners comes full circle when witnessing such a "bankster" jerk get punched in the balls knowing such a boy, not a man, totally deserves it.

"Enter "dumb blonde."

Mother Teresa famously said, "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hate, only more love." With trembling hands, and his eyes filling with tears, Grandpa Duke whispered into my ear, "When the world says hate, you love. Forget the haters they are a dime a dozen. Only love can change Wall Street."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122126)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:19 PM
Author: mint whorehouse elastic band

To be fair, she sounds clinically insane and delusional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122128)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Her thoughts on Jesus:

In terms of teaching in awe-inspiring power, purity, practicality, and unparalleled purpose, no teacher in the history of the world has, or ever will, come close to that of Jesus Christ. He was hated so that we might be loved and know love. He was condemned so that we might be forgiven. He was rejected so that we might be accepted. He never stopped loving. He didn't even go to college.... Going to bed with poo bear thankful for life, being a wife, and love. &#9829;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122143)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

ok, she def has a sub-90 IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122228)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: Thriller fuchsia multi-billionaire ratface

maybe he should have spent more time inventing the iPancreas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122145)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:24 PM
Author: provocative impertinent theater stage

this thread is less tha nWORTHLESS without pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122147)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:29 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

How do I do that? I'd be happy to oblige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122176)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122187)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

FAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122204)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

How'd you do that? I think that is her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122223)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122238)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:32 PM
Author: Fishy dead juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122188)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:36 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

There's definitely a tranny quality to her, she probably got a bad lip enhancement.

http://tinypic.com/r/j5caqx/7

http://tinypic.com/r/2pt7blk/7

http://tinypic.com/r/5nu2v4/7

http://tinypic.com/r/2enxi4z/7

Girl on right:

http://tinypic.com/r/33f3xc7/7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122211)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:36 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122216)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

Who is the 12 year old grabbing Lauren's tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122224)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: provocative impertinent theater stage

agreed, but i'd hit it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122229)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:57 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

moar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122685)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

It's not funny you ass hole! I will delete you off my list if you make any more stupid jokes or call my phone leaving retard drunk voice mails! Life and death is no laughing matter. Come back and tell me how YOU feel when your best friend is vomiting all over the place and no we are not talking too much to drink! Tell me how you feel when the love of your life is in the hospital with an IV hooked up to their arm, drugged up with all kinds of meds only 10 days after your grandpa passes away. Yeah... didn't think so because you wouldn't know how it feels! Forbes I love ya but now is not the time to joke. FYI he's sleeping now. I"m just glad we are out of Hopkins and back home. So while you are getting trashed tomorrow, and gorging yourself of hot dogs... think of me, taking care of what matters in life, my best friend. And no, that is not a sympathy plea. Geez Forbes... maybe if you were not so insensitive you would have a steady girlfriend. Freaking jerk!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122167)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:41 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

And this is why I love Legg Mason. Not just Jason but Mark Fetting himself comes down to give me a hug and says take as much time as I need. How is that for corporate CEO's with the capacity to show some heart? I am humbled yet again by amazing people on this earth. Sigh... getting the heck out of Baltimore with Chris before BWI grounds all flights. Bring the rain Irene, bring the soul-piercing rain; at least when we all cry our tears will mix with the rain and maybe help plant some flowers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122258)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria

i would fuck her ass brother, but i wouldn't hire her for anything involving writing/talking/not fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122265)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:44 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef

Do you have aim?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122280)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:47 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

She does sound like she's really into the guy she's married to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122301)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:48 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122303)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:02 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122385)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:55 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria

no are you going to fuck my ass or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122341)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122346)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:03 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria

lol what would i say to her brother? you don't know me but i'm in florida just like you were; wanna fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122387)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:28 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Tell her that those mean guys on xo have it all wrong and that you iThink she's going to be the next iSuperstar fund manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126325)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:46 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

So true Patrick! But I won't be shining anyone's shoes. I might just do something crazy like court a few of my friends at Goldman and start our own fund to do what I really want in life, give back to America. Bottom up economic approach via venture capital for the little guy who is the soul of this country. Then there is my amazing husband Chris to thank for leaving me in a perpetual state of bliss. LOL! i'm still smiling too :-)

Patrick!!!! tipsy what are u doing ? haha shit we can raid bernanke tomorrow I have to go to chichagio to get another client for legg

lollll i am so runk i cant see wanna get chris and just have sexx right noe!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122294)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:47 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122299)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:50 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

It's not quite as funny or retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122313)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:51 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Okay, this is slightly funny:

Every single person I've talked with today is anti-Obama. I found this surprising considering NYC is supposedly ultra liberal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122321)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:53 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

As is this (note the "perspective client"):

'm flying to Zurich tonight out of Miami International to meet with a perspective client. Looking to build a partnership for investing his funds and possibly local economic development it is an exciting time in my life.

I get to revisit one of the world's most beautiful countries, Switzerland. While I plan on taking in the sights and sounds, I don't take such responsibility bestowed upon me lightly. I've got a job to do and I intend on closing this deal. With the full faith of my boss and faith in myself, I am finding something sacred in a vilified industry. The fact that we can all still make a difference in the lives of others.

I'll get more "real world" experience that will help me in my quest for writing my doctoral dissertation about the markets and morality. Just one more experience to help understand life behind the statistics, the rhyme behind the reason. Unlike just learning from a textbook and sitting in class... this is the real thing. As the world nears social unrest and riots it's all about finding something sacred.

With one last heartfelt hug and kiss for Chris after meeting for lunch, a smile from my boss and an endorsement of "go get em' tiger," I'm off to take the plunge into the scary world of international business, except this time, there will be no dad to back me up. Just me, myself and I, with a little help from the great man above (God). Philippins 4:13. Making it happen!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122331)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:50 PM
Author: opaque lascivious volcanic crater

Lulz. Her writing is just horrendous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122645)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 4:07 PM
Author: Marvelous twisted karate

with a little help from the great man above (God).

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19128752)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:00 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

well they're just scared about getting a new tax bracket...

btw- lauren will be divorcedin 3 years and her FSU educated ass will be giving it up regularly to any MFH bro who comes down to shit all over LeggTTT MasonTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122376)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 3:55 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Lil help...who is this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193214)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:01 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

She has a blog, fsuchick86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193220)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:45 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Thanks. I'm currently attempting to kill myself because I now know this chick actually makes over 100k at 24 despite posting blog entries like this. Wtf is all that comes to mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193250)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:55 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Well... think of all the dumb kids in your law school (if you go to law school) that get biglaw. Lot of them would be capable of writing something as dumb as this, if not as bizarrely and poorly written. But people say insanely stupid shit in law school all the time, on the merits at least. They usually are a bit more articulate though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193257)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Valid. Still, something about this girl just confuses he hell out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193259)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 5:02 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Yes, one initially assumes it's a joke. When in fact, it's probably a telling insight into our troubled finance industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193261)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 5:35 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Couldn't agree more. This girl has a finance gig simply because she's great eye candy for the higher ups, can be taught some basic number crunching, and clients throw money at her cuz she makes their dick hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193265)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:49 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122311)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:54 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Caption to this photo reads:

My boss and I relaxing at a local hangout after an awful week! Pretty much best friends now even though I broke my own rule not going out after work with co-workers, but he is the exception! Learned so much about the financial markets, trading from the man himself! :-) The best boss I've ever worked for! <3 August 6, 2011

We make a dangerous crew! I'm his next "superstar fund manager."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9KvOW-wmAOw/Tj80-eLdIkI/AAAAAAAAB4I/SMKDk3YgMDY/s1600/Bossmanandme.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122336)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:55 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef

...she can't be serious. they're at a nightclub no less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122339)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:58 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

More sketchy experiences with "the boss":

"After a brutal day at the office -- where I got slaughtered and caught up on the wrong side of the trade -- I can only smile knowing it was a humbling experience. Profanity laced tirades. Keyboards smashed. My own self reduced to tears. As I made my way to the elevator my boss called out to wait up. I turned around to face him. Clearly seeing I was extremely upset he gave me a hug and said "hang in there tiger, we need you! You don't win them all the time." Welcome to the world of finance."

Because giving you a hug after you've fucked up a trade is what bosses normally do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122358)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122370)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:06 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

"next superstar fund manager"?

Is that all I have to tell her to get a BJ in my office after lunch every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122401)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Seriously, she's worth the salary just for the uptick in company morale. Though I thought that was the function of secretarial staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122414)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

sadly most secretaries now are just 300lb african turd piles or white genetic misfits

I would hire her in a heartbeat, even though she does violate my no fake tits rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122490)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

At the public interest place where I externed last year the secretary was super-cute in a sort of hot pale 19th century way, so I thought it was going to be like that at the Humane Society this semester - like obviously there'd be some cute dog-lover dying to work for dashing young self-sacrificing animal lawyers. But no, she's as fat as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122507)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:02 AM
Author: spruce marketing idea business firm

She's getting dick from the guy haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126196)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:55 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Series of biblical quotations, followed (logically) by bikini shot (well it used to be):

http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/08/smiling-in-midst-of-depression.html

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sEQkQ6bbK6Y/TjwmVK07NXI/AAAAAAAAB3k/6WbPmFwYgCg/s1600/Hawaii.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122345)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122354)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:02 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Brother making seriously creepy remarks at her wedding:

Let’s get serious. Very few men can say their sister looks as good or better than Megan Fox. I can say that mine does. Even fewer can say that their baby sister is as smart as Einstein, better looking than Megan Fox, as funny as Larry the Cable Guy, as full of life as the Energizer Bunny and having as big a heart as Mother Teresa, but I can. And her cooking is not too shabby either.

From the day Lauren was born October 12, 1986 everyone in the family knew she would be a special kid. We just didn’t know how special. Now we all know. She’s smart. She’s funny. She makes me want to be a better man. Just look at her. Look at that smile. It is incorruptible. It’s scary to know she has immense cognitive abilities to match those Playboy bunny looks.... Lauren, you look gorgeous tonight. Stunning. A total bombshell. You are the best little sister a man could ask for. Thank You. Thank you for breaking every stereotype of “dumb blonds.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122382)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:03 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

Playboy bunny looks? About his own sister? At her wedding?

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122391)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Low-t cerebral new version private investor

he hit it dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122430)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122450)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

...BAM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122395)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 5:59 PM
Author: Low-t cerebral new version private investor

would marry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122364)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:01 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

i don't care how insane she is, she's wifey material.

7.5 face, 9 body and actually interested in the world around her.

her face actually looks pretty cute here:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Sfl8G22HQeA/TfQvoHOD9EI/AAAAAAAABas/0wlGoeQrjMo/s1600/Dad.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122377)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

There are a lot of hot women in the world and few are simultaneously this stupid and this convinced that they have something to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122405)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:14 PM
Author: Low-t cerebral new version private investor

Hollywood, much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122444)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Would you marry an idiot actress? I wouldn't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122474)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:43 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Before the surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139385)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

this girl actually has a buyside job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122397)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:11 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

lol, look at what she wore to a work event

http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/04/q1-dinner-party-roll-out-red-carpet.html

google doesn't forget

http://i.imgur.com/cJm3I.jpg

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:swfIe7ex7u8J:fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/04/q1-dinner-party-roll-out-red-carpet.html+http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/04/q1-dinner-party-roll-out-red-carpet.html&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122428)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Lots of the upper managers took notice, after all it was "dress to impress." Was obviously the clothing I had on, that mom would disown me for, but some were shocked that beauty and brains really does exist in this world! :-) I spent most of the night talking outlook for the next quarter. As well as discussing the trip to NYC next with Jason, the fund manager who "adopted" me as his next blockbuster risk manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122432)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Low-t cerebral new version private investor

LOL, "big believer in faith". DRESSED LIKE A WHORE.

Just do country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122441)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:16 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

"blockbuster risk manager" = raw dog anal in the supply room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122458)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Low-t cerebral new version private investor

WOULD HIRE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122436)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:15 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

http://imgur.com/5iGjF

http://imgur.com/jjR8E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122452)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:36 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122566)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: aggressive feces

Wait...someone from FSU was hired...to a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122411)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: cerise deranged jap

ITE? This goes against all of the laws of :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122465)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

If you get a sex change and some largeish implants maybe you can get employed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122479)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine

what exactly is a legg mason?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122469)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

pretty huge investment management company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122528)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Offensive boyish hospital cuckoldry

why would you post this? just to make yourself look like an idiot? makes no sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127015)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Never heard of it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127025)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:11 PM
Author: Offensive boyish hospital cuckoldry

it's a huge company, kind of dumb to flaunt ignorance, happens a lot of this board though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127063)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:14 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

The 15th largest asset manager in the world? There are only 14 legit law schools (really more like 6 or 8), how many legit asset managers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127088)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

it's pretty well known. especially for anyone who has been to baltimore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127101)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Genius post about quitting marketwatch, with lines like:

The past six years of my life had sent me to Tallahassee to Raleigh to Tampa, and somehow I landed in one of the biggest, baddest cities in the world: Baltimore.

The good times rolled like water cascading down from an unending waterfall.

The rant started out as a small group of people. It used the MarketWatch private message system and had a group discussion with about 25 people. We all became friends, or I'd hope we did, because we all knew each other on a first name basis.

And as of late, I've been consumed by feelings of guilt that I can't be everything Chris wants, and deserves, because I am busy freaking over the stupid economy or some troll off MarketWatch.

I have ambivalent views about it all now. Was it really worth all that time? Did I really make people smile? Did they appreciate my witty jokes, and pointed satire? Did people actually appreciate my postings or just giving out a "thumbs up" for my mug shot? I hope it was for the content and not just my pretty face. I hope I left a small legacy. I hope I had some people saying just wow the girl really can study and party and spend every Saturday attending the church of Bobby Bowden at Doak Campbell Stadium and still get the "big picture."

http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/05/cutting-chain-adios-mw-hello-my-life.html#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122471)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

she's more employ(ed)(able) than anyone in this forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122473)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Hey now, I'm a coa clerk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122476)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:26 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i'm just sticking up for her because i want to have sex with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122522)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:31 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

beta white knighting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122543)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

Not surprisingly, our little MENSA candidate is a REPTILE: http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/05/social-welfare-state.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122499)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

she has some liberal things to say about BoA being a shit head for its regressive debit card policy. But, notice in this post she mentioned we have a "pathologically narcissistic generation..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122529)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:33 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

her opinions are all over the place: anti-free trade, against corporate tax loopholes (many posts on GE not paying taxes), strongly anti-obama.

frankly, having your own stance is better than being a slave to one ideology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122555)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:42 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Lol at you dignifying the rantings of this silicone blow-up doll by calling them opinions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122592)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:24 AM
Author: comical stain potus

The irony of this sentence "A pathologically narcissistic generation." and her blog and pics amuses me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19191872)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

goes clubbing with hopkins lax players, meets ray lewis

http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/02/so-can-i-give-you-hug.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122503)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:25 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

and has tim brown at her wedding reading from the bible, and hangs out with dennis rodman, and would appear to have fucked the entire fsu fb team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122517)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:28 PM
Author: buff dilemma

You have to love how she states she is happily married to the love of her life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122531)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:36 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

and the BBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122567)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:48 PM
Author: obsidian free-loading alpha

Can you imagine how much the women in the Legg Mason office hate her?

Shrews will line up all day to shoot laser hate beams at her.

Some overweight, middle-aged secretary will spike her herbal tea with Ex-Lax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122627)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

This.

The shrews and fats probably are poisoning her with aresenic right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122640)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:51 PM
Author: obsidian free-loading alpha

The office shrews and fatties don't get hugs from the boss when they screw up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122647)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic pisswyrm

This was the last thing my IBanking friend posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn2Tnc3dgjw

Rate his prestige: Cambridge -> LSE -> GS, EM Trader @ 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122664)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: buff dilemma

I need to see her husband. What does he look like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122669)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2pt7blk&s=7

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5nu2v4&s=7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122681)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: buff dilemma

Is this for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122693)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:00 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

forealzforealz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122703)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:02 PM
Author: buff dilemma

Wow. why is she posting a photo of him holding her tits.

also that dood is batting waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of his league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122711)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

nah, he's a good looking dood

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fHKjLMYsDzA/S_6NX3djcYI/AAAAAAAAAjI/UhY8mNHbYrg/s1600/Key+Largo.jpg

http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2010/06/june-summer.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122721)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:13 PM
Author: buff dilemma

yeah dood is solid...what does he do for a living? was he an FSU athlete or some shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122770)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: salmon concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122726)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:09 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

He's not a little guy by any stretch. 6'3, and "248 pounds of pure joy," she tells us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122749)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:56 PM
Author: obsidian free-loading alpha

She scored a 5-hour meeting with Alan Greenspan.

Greenspan wore his pajamas at the meeting like Hugh Hefner.

Lauren jiggled around Greenspan's office like one of Hef's girls then raced home to post on FB.

But Seminole Girl shouted out to her one true love in her poast so it's all good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122684)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 6:59 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I think I may send her a link to this thread and see what she does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122699)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:01 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

So far this weekend the only song that can capture all my emotions is Uncle Kracker and Smile! :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122705)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: buff dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122714)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

She shares her thoughts on Marvin Gaye! note the interesting use of the adjective "mind-numbing."

And who can forget two classic love songs in Let's Get it On and Sexual Healing? "Oh, baby lets get down tonight. Oh, baby I'm hot just like and oven and need some lovin' " classic lyrics that still has the power to put a smile on the most cynical person's face. Marvin sang some of the most memorable pop music of all time. Songs like, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" and "If I should Die Tonight" are simply mind-numbing. While his life ended tragically when he was shot to death by his father, Marvin lives on in his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122713)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:05 PM
Author: buff dilemma

lol so she didn't manage to pick out any of his songs from his one genuine and "mind numbing" album. this girl is pure comedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122718)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Sorry, she did praise that album, and Gaye's ability on said album to "turn simple words turn into meditations":

The first time I heard the classic, What's Going On, I was hooked. "Brother, brother, brother. There's far too many of you dying..." lyrics perhaps even more poignant than it was when he wrote them in 1971. Marvin from Motown was much more than just a great singer. He was a great record maker, a gifted songwriter, a deep thinker -- a real artist in the true sense. Marvin was able to turn simple words turn into meditations. There is no doubt that Marvin Gaye was among the most gifted composers and singers of his era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122737)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:12 PM
Author: buff dilemma

lol someone tell this bitch that he didn't even write those songs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122762)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:13 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Not even the part where he goes "ay yi yi yi yi yi" for five minutes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122772)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:15 PM
Author: buff dilemma

180

I love it though when people get really into pop musicians and ignore that there are real writers out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122789)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:18 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Actually I don't give a fuck about musicians who can write. All of my favorite artists that aren't rappers had their shit written for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122804)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: buff dilemma

Such as...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122834)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I mean, I like Elvis, Michael Jackson, all the Motown groups, Sinatra, and, in fact, I think Britney is the most interesting pop star of our times. Whereas I hate 99% of singer-songwriters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122852)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:33 PM
Author: buff dilemma

Good point.

How did you get to know this bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122879)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:38 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Long ago before all the plastic surgery she got on her face and torso (as I recall she was quite ugly), she randomly added me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122897)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:45 PM
Author: buff dilemma

Are you serious.

What's her deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122926)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I don't know, she wanted to be hot? Seems to have served her well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122935)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:49 PM
Author: buff dilemma

lol good point. and your friends with her? doesn't seem like it brother...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122941)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

No I'm merely fb friends with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122950)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

she says she's been seeing her boyfriend for six years (since age 17).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122936)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:52 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

It's not impossible that I added her, but I doubt it because, again, she was ugly at the time. In fact, when she got her new face I was convinced that she was just stealing someone else's pictures. I think I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122953)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:07 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Thoughts on Inception, Bernanke, DiCaprio's supposed hotness:

I would so want to be in this movie with DiCaprio. We could do Inception on Ben Bernanke's mind! Perhaps get him to finally unleash the free market. What an amazing performance by DiCaprio. I still have a crush on him all these years since seeing Titanic.

To take a leap of faith requires something wholly original, cut from a new cloth. Perhaps the most powerful, thought-provoking, emotionally-charged cinema endings in the past ten years. Leonardo DiCaprio absolutely thrills in a performance of a lifetime. It also helps that DiCaprio is easy on the eyes. After re-watching this ending, I wonder, is the U.S. government in limbo? Why can't they wake up to reality. Why can't they take a leap of faith?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122729)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:12 PM
Author: spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122761)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:12 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

INSPUHRASHONAL WORDZ, PROFOWND THAWTS:

As I stare out into the blistering cold of downtown Baltimore I wonder: will this city ever become big time again? Where does the world find the meaning of life? Where does humanity find solace in this world? As the gun shots pop and another life is senseless brought to an abrupt end. Where do we find peace in this world? For me it means cutting lose everything and everyone who wants to get in the way of the "big picture." Life is just too short. And I can't get through life without laughing, especially at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122765)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122780)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: salmon concupiscible patrolman

So does her job actually require real analysis or critical thinking or is it sales?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122783)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:21 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

dude, she's a famous austrian/chicago school economist, up there with von mises and krugman and stiglitz. See for yourself:

http://fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/03/unleashing-my-inner-rockstar.html#comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122820)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:30 PM
Author: salmon concupiscible patrolman

"And then there are those who buck the traditional economic establishment. The ones who don't care about kissing ass to become "accepted" into Davos and singing the Federal Reserve's praises. I am, of course, talking about Peter Schiff and myself, who's views are in line with my own. Two fiscal conservative economists who dislike "big government" with a passion. (And might I add, better looking than the rest)!"

HAHAHAHA! YOU GO GIRL! Roubini and Krugman are so creepy and old!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122868)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:31 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Read that again. "I am taking about Peter... and myself, whose views are in line with my own."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122873)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:34 PM
Author: salmon concupiscible patrolman

Yeah, Peter Schiff agrees w/ her assessment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122883)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

THAWTS ON THE METAFISICAL MEENING OF THE RAIN:

Just the other week I got caught running in the rain with Quincy. At first I screamed "son of a bitch" I am freezing and I am soaking wet... thanks just how I wanted to start my week. But the smell of a spring rain and getting rained on is just intoxicating and almost therapeutic. It somehow has the uncanny ability to capture the emotional sides of the human experience. As I made my way back to the apartment drenched, soaking wet, I could only laugh and think: this is life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122793)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:20 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

My official office picture; I feel so important hahahaha

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5zV1Y0Rdc3g/TYjrbTsgr-I/AAAAAAAABFs/Y_9HwVzgWX4/s1600/Office+Picture+.jpg

Seriously, how does this not look like the cover of a porno? That's an office picture? With her hair like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122814)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: french boltzmann garrison

Tranny porn at that. This has got to be elaborate flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123054)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

It's not impossible. The same three people post on her wall all the time. It's strange for someone who seems to have such an active social life. I was once fb friends with a hot pics/identity thief. But this has been going on for years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123103)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:23 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

TALKING ABOUT PUTTING STUFF IN HER MOUTH:

Oh but back to the crab. Yes, the jumbo lump crab cakes! I could go on for hours and hours about Heaven on a plate. An explosion of seafood goodness in my mouth, dunked in butter and cocktail sauce. Thank you crabs, no hard feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122830)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: buff dilemma

what does her husband chris do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122837)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:27 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

she doesn't say but he has a masters in some kind of engineering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122851)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:32 PM
Author: buff dilemma

damn, prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122877)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:30 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

DERANGED PRAISE FOR CHRIS CHRISTIE:

Watching these two state Governors my heart just sings along, "Go Chris, Go! You can do it! Slash, burn, cut, gut, pummel, pound all the way to restoring fiscal responsibility I'm with ya babe all the way! Bust those Unions Scott make them scream!" Mahahahaha! Ahhh the sweet victorious taste of fighting for the taxpayer as arrived. Mr. Christie and Mr. Walker please take a bow! The commendable patriotic actions of Walker and Christie have sparked an exodus (and cowardly might I add) of Democratic state lawmakers in each state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122870)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:35 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

STORY ABOUT A TIME SHE GAVE A SPEECH AND AN OLD DUDE OFFERED HER A JOB AFTERWARDS AND SHE WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF HER LOOKS OR "BUBBLY PERSONALITY OF CARASMATIC CHARM":

Recently, I gave a speech about the economic outlook regarding the Baltimore metropolitan area. I focused on local community development and mentoring the black community who are without caring parents. It was an awkward feeling. Standing in front of 110 businessmen and women who hold immense power over the reins of America's economy. At the age of 24 what could I possibly say to these people? How could I sway their opinion and get them to pour their heart and soul into localized development when I haven't had all that much job experience? Working at Hooters, on marketing campaigns, accounting, small business, and high finance I don't consider as having much experience at all.

Nevertheless, I gave my speech and sat back down as the next speaker got up and got their 15 minutes of fame. Afterwords, a businessman (who serves on the board of directors of a multinational corporation) came up and complemented me on my speech. It obviously hit home for him. His words have been playing in my mind ever since. "Lauren that was a great speech. You didn’t just attempt, you soared. You didn't just lull us to sleep with rhetoric, you awoke the childlike wonder inside of us. You didn’t just inspire with you determination, you thrilled with you grace, poise and ability. You managed to take a simple concept and passionately urge big businesses to do their part. (He chuckled and added more so than President Obama ever could) Your outlook on life -- the way we are suppose to live -- is infectious. If you ever need a job after you graduate, here is my card. Feel free to call us at anytime."

What a complement! Never before in my life had a person whom I had just met and shook hands with speak so highly of me. I'm not sure if it was my looks and bubbly personality of carasmatic charm that my father speaks about all the time, but something clicked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122886)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 7:44 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

HER BROTHER HITS ON HER SOME MORE (this is a real classic):

As Christina Aguilera belted out the National Anthem with overly dramatized and drawn out notes, wearing red lipstick blazing like a hickey on ones neck, she botched the lyrics of the song. I hung my head in shame. Augh!!!!!!! Muttering to myself, "Jesus is this really America? How could she face plant on the lyrics of America's song?" Matt [her brother] quickly shot back "Hey, she's human get over yourself. Just because you are a bona fide blonde and cut from the cloth of Aphrodite doesn't mean you should pick on Christina." He playfully flashed a quick smile and laughed. "I'm just trying to help you out Lauren. You are way too tense and uptight about everything. Yes, you have to be serious in life or you will get no where but it's not all doom and gloom. The economy is not the world. Sure, it dictates a lot of our daily actions but let it go. For Christ's sake, you are getting married in June. Have fun for just one night. And while I'm at it, who the heck knows the personal cell #'s of Marcus Allen and Tim Brown, among others? You have nothing to fret about! ENJOY the DAMN GAME!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19122920)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:03 PM
Author: Carmine Geriatric Mood

christ, can you imagine living with this shit as your internal monologue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123010)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

MOVED TO TEARS BY THE PRE-SUPER BOWL WORDS OF MICHAEL DOUGLAS, COMFORTED BY HER BROTHER/PARTNER IN INCESTUOUS JOLLITIES:

The Journey by Michael Douglas

"At times, it is a struggle. We witness it, we feel it, we live it. And through it all, generation after generation, we never give up. How could we? Can you imagine what life would be like if they didn't persevere during an era that was far from great ... If he never asked what we could do ... If he didn't dream ... If they did not show the world -- in our darkest days -- that our flag was still there. Tonight here we are united to see their journey. Two storied franchises. One founded by a shipping clerk and the Indian Packing Company. The other named after the proud steel mills that forged this great nation. Green Bay and Pittsburgh -- where the game of football is in their blood. This is so much bigger than just a football game. These two teams have given us the chance for one night, not only to dream, but to believe. This is a celebration of their journey -- of our journey."

I thought to myself how touching, how incredibly moving. Thank You, Michael Douglas! Poignant. Powerful. It brought a tear to my eye. I experienced a wave of nostalgia. Here we are. Here we stand. Deeply divided over partisan bickering. A nation that seemed invincible decades earlier but now finds itself in stormy waters. A drifting ship. Matt looked over at me almost daring me to start talking deficit spending and spinning it economically. "Just enjoy the game, Lauren. I know your mind is racing right now about how to save the whales and the bald eagles, but let it go sis. Let it go."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123120)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

AFTER BROTHER HITS ON HER/LIGHTLY NEGS HER ABOUT HER OBSESSION WITH PUBLIC POLICY, CALENDAR GIRL EXPLAINS HER OBSESSION WITH "OUR COLLECTIVE FUTURE," BROTHER REPLIES THAT SHE'LL MAKE A "HOT MOM":

Peter had long since fallen asleep in my lap. I picked him up and carried him into the kitchen. Matt was saying goodnight to the other friends he had invited over. As he turned around he smiled when he saw me holding his son. I looked up at him and said, "You want to know why I get so emotional all the time... why I care so much about our collective future? Peter. That's why I care. Because they don't deserve this. And I know you care too since your the one with 2 children. I just don't want to look back and say we could have done something about it. Do you get it now?"

Matt's eyes pierced right into the bottom of my heart. No words were needed. No words were spoken. We both understood. He nodded his head in agreement then took Peter from my arms. As he headed up stairs he called out, "See you in the morning. By the way you're gonna be just fine, you and Chris. You'll make a great mom. And a hot one at that!" Followed by laughter. Indeed, a brother calling me a bona fide blonde cut from the cloth of Aphrodite and laughing. He just wants what's best for me, the baby of the family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123140)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

This women is a walking argument against democracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123175)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

even her conservations with her brother read like romance novel porn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123207)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: hilarious queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194107)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

lol, he did the equivalent of patting her on the head, saying "that's nice, and telling her to run along and make some babies and she takes this as a tremendous compliment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123223)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:42 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Better yet, those words caused her to "sle[ep] like a baby":

I was going to say something but no words would come out. One of the few times I've been at a loss for words in my life. For just one night my oldest brother and my harshest critic had given me his approval on Chris. Even if it's for just one night... I went to bed happy with a lot to think about. Brothers, especially older brothers, tend to do that to a person. They really make you question yourself and your beliefs. In this case, for just one night I slept like a baby. No nightmarish dreams about a collapsing economy, no waking up wondering if anyone cared because that was answered for me tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123233)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:33 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

RESPONDS TO CRITICS OF HER PROSE STYLE:

My critics say I write with too much pointless verbosity, banal platitudes, and uncontrolled emotions that sometimes get the better of me. And I admit sometimes that do indeed mess with my head. But the point is getting it all down, then looking over and say did I really just say that? What do others think? But alas, I'm just crazy and venting here. Like always just a girl trying to make sense of this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123191)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

wtf is she studying in grad school anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123251)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:47 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

econ, JHU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123264)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy library macaca

she's not doing an econ phd is she?

jhu has an ma in applied econ which is a continuing education sort of thing for people who work full time, but those classes are in dc. maybe she's doing some finance masters at carey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123282)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

She says it's a MS in econ. And then, yeah, a PHD, I think, she keeps referring to a mysterious doctoral dissertation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123287)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:15 AM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

she's not listed here

http://econ.jhu.edu/directoryindex/graduate-students/

so she must be in this

http://advanced.jhu.edu/academic/applied-economics/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126266)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:20 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Her fb states that she is getting her Ph.D. at JHU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126287)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:21 AM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef

Hooters

Hooters Girl · Apr 2005 to May 2009 · Tampa, Florida

Summer job in high school and college to pay the bills, tuition and books. Tip money was crushing the bank account, good times! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126295)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:25 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Perhaps the funniest part, outside of the boss skeezing on her and her reporting on this skeezing like he's going to make her a hedge fund manager, is when she meets the CEO of Coke on some i-banker field trip (I think she was briefly at Goldman Sachs) and... the upshot of that meeting is him putting her in a commercial wearing a bikini and fur coat. I think she said on her fb that it's coming out this holiday season.

And wait - you can do that in high school? Isn't that against some anti-pedophilia law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126307)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 9:03 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

maiden name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123374)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:13 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Should I be impressed by econ at jhu? Honest question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193231)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:18 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

my sense is that graduate programs are easily entered, but ask someone who knows if you're curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193234)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:48 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Might have to make a post...

Johns Hopkins sounds impressive, but after learning about this girl, I don't know whY to believe anymore. Her hubby struck gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193253)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 10:14 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19123868)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 10:41 PM
Author: obsidian free-loading alpha

Girl doesn't need these extra degrees.

She should go straight to Wall Street.

Or if she's feeling frisky, stay on the train and go on to Greenwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19124102)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:48 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Perhaps not coincidentally, she took the post down from her blog where she dressed like a whore to her business function - AND, we no longer are facebook friends. Am I the only person on facebook she randomly added? I don't see how she would know I was the one who did this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126144)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:51 AM
Author: ruby hell

Someone here tipped her off to this thread. She read your posts and from what you wrote here, narrowed the culprit down to one or a handful of potential FB friends. That set of suspects included you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126152)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:52 AM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

lol, someone sent her the link and she cleaned her facebook randoms out. popular girls with 1500 friends always add a bunch of people they barely know or don't know at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126164)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:58 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Actually I think she had about 220.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126181)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:01 AM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

ok, she still did some clean up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126191)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:07 AM
Author: ruby hell

Also, a lot of blogs have a report that tells you which URL's are linking to your blog. If hers has that, that easily explains how she found this thread and then decided to clean house on her FB account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126227)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:05 AM
Author: dun orchestra pit bbw

arent reptilians supposed to hate steve jobs? wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126215)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:08 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Rush Limbaugh gave a big speech about how he loved Jobs the other day. A true American exceptionalist, he said... which is how I'm SURE Jobs would love to be remembered. However, our fsuchick does not like Rush:

if Rush would look in the mirror maybe he would see the problem. That chubby chipmunk face, that disgusting beer gut and excessive fat rolls. Opps... Rush better get another belt this one is too small! If people want to stuff their faces with Twinkies all day long, guzzle down sodas by the liter, fine by me. Just don't complain about the health care costs, how their sex life is just miserable, or be envious of the fit people of America who do like looking good and rocking the red carpet! In a nut shell: the ones who pride themselves in their physical appearance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126233)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:10 AM
Author: dashing buck-toothed chad market

she doesn't come across as a pure conservative. not to give her too much credit but she seems somewhat nuanced in her views

also, the great bikini pic is here

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sEQkQ6bbK6Y/TjwmVK07NXI/AAAAAAAAB3k/6WbPmFwYgCg/s1600/Hawaii.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126238)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:11 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Little close to her surgically modified face for my taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126242)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: brass reading party sneaky criminal

Oh, you mean the same Steve Jobs who is obsessed with Ayn Rand and Atlas Shrugged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139420)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:49 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

He was? I didn't know he was that dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139429)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:51 AM
Author: brass reading party sneaky criminal

You seem dumb brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139441)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:55 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

You seem dumb because you say he read some fucktard libertarian airport bookstore novelist like it's a good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139458)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:57 AM
Author: brass reading party sneaky criminal

thomas edison of our time is a libertarian devoted to ayn rand. why u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139466)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:58 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Whoa, Jobs actually invented stuff now? He basically just went around telling his techies to make him a pretty phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139472)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:58 AM
Author: brass reading party sneaky criminal

and thomas edison didn't have a team? never heard of ge? lol @ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139475)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

A big team, yeah, but he did personally invent the first (good) light bulb. Jobs was a really fine executive at a company that made a couple important and a great many unimportant things that would have been made by others anyway, nothing more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139505)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:05 AM
Author: brass reading party sneaky criminal

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139518)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:14 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Here is the super-creepy gangster of incestuous love w/his (in his words) "hotter than Megan Fox... Playboy Bunny" sister:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fHKjLMYsDzA/TU219AmAvyI/AAAAAAAAA9A/K37LlaiomT0/s1600/Matt.jpg

In this one, she comments that she "Love it when I'm taller than guys. They have to look up to me, right in the face, not down my shirt, lol!" Implying that under normal circumstances, her brother would be looking down her shirt.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fHKjLMYsDzA/TU4yUTI2RCI/AAAAAAAAA9Q/gMv5omAaR6U/s1600/Jerry%2B%2526%2BMatt.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126256)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:15 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Skanky for the new year:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:nR9S3bZSah4J:fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2011/02/new-years-eve-pictures.html+%22the+drifting+ship%22+new+years+eve&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126265)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:34 AM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126342)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:37 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I mean, I have nothing against the implants but she'd be a lot hotter if her face weren't plastic too. In fairness, she has her moments:

http://imgur.com/5iGjF

http://imgur.com/jjR8E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126353)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:53 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

Holy fuck her body is so slamming. I'm so in <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139448)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:19 AM
Author: dun orchestra pit bbw

like where the fuck do people like this come from irl? none of my friends from are country hs are like this, certainly not any from college. is there just an alternate universe somewhere full of next level inception blonde flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126283)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:23 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Do you mean where do people this dumb come from? State schools. It's like a whole other world out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126300)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:28 AM
Author: dun orchestra pit bbw

no dude, not like this weird combination of club trash/plastic surgery/thinks shes a genius shit. there are plenty of hot girls at state schools, but most of them are just perfectly normal, maybe a bit on the vain side. but people like this crazy nignog are just from a different planet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126323)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:32 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Well club trash/plastic surgery is typical, so the weird ingredient is thinking she's a genius. She is, clearly, smart for a Hooter's girl - I mean, she probably was a decent student in intro Econ courses - and she's surrounded by all these legitimately retarded bimbos, so she comes to feel that she's a fucking genius because she kind of is vis-a-vis her peers. Even though in any ordinary academic setting she'd appear demented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126334)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:52 AM
Author: heady cyan keepsake machete space

LOL at all the hate ITT. 100% of you aspie fucktards would FUCKING KILL to wife this beautiful, ambitious, bubbly, interested-in-the-world-around-her, basically smart knockout. jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126370)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:54 AM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126372)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:55 AM
Author: dun orchestra pit bbw

titcr

smart and not ambitious >>>> fucking idiot and full of yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126375)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: heady cyan keepsake machete space

for her level of hotness, she might as well be fucking einstein. she's plenty smart. and she's also plenty ambitious, not sure how you could think otherwise.

and either way, none of what you said changes the fact that you WOULD FUCKING KILL to wife her and show her off to all your friends and family. on top of her looks and personality, she writes constantly about wanting to please her husband and be a good wife! no one is perfect, but this is definitely a 180 chick. only xoxo aspie basement dwelling fucktards would think otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126382)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 4:02 AM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126391)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 4:07 AM
Author: heady cyan keepsake machete space

Totally unaware? This girl worked at hooters for like 5 years, I'm sure she is VERY familiar with doods hitting on her all the time. Reading her posts, she seems to use her hotness to her advantage in pretty transparent ways, all the time (see her post on dressing to be seen).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126403)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 4:08 AM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126404)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:40 PM
Author: fragrant lemon abode

LOL, brother, just LOL @ you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127316)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: dun orchestra pit bbw

she's hot. that's literally all she has going for her. no, i wouldnt fucking kill to show off that i married some delusional hot girl. this is someone you try to hook up with for an epic story, not someone you want to fucking live with for years and form a damn babby.

and re: ambition, reread my post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126394)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:29 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Aren't you the guy in my old thread who protested having a 155 LSAT minimum in law school admissions, and started bitching about high LSAT people who don't get good college grades? You're just too dumb to realize that this girl is retarded. For someone like you she'd be great, but unfortunately, once you have a certain amount of intelligence you can't take being in a relationship with someone this stupid, especially when she's convinced she's a genius economist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126885)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: heady cyan keepsake machete space

lol not me breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127164)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull community account idea he suggested

retarded is a stretch bro

maybe slightly delusional

but that's it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127171)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 9:24 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Her reaction to Michael Douglas's pre-Super Bowl speech about the two teams:

I thought to myself how touching, how incredibly moving. Thank You, Michael Douglas! Poignant. Powerful. It brought a tear to my eye. I experienced a wave of nostalgia. Here we are. Here we stand. Deeply divided over partisan bickering. A nation that seemed invincible decades earlier but now finds itself in stormy waters. A drifting ship...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19130983)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 10:43 AM
Author: Olive brethren university

titcr, I'm female and I still think she's awesome. eff the h8rs...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19180404)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

awesome in what way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19184499)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:34 AM
Author: hideous talented athletic conference piazza

Lol, she's hot but dumb. That being said I would wife her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19126904)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: heady cyan keepsake machete space

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127168)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:10 PM
Author: Offensive boyish hospital cuckoldry

lol at xoxo fags having anything to say about this chick. All comes from impotent aspie rage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127062)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:55 AM
Author: hyperventilating rehab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139937)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull community account idea he suggested

This is easily the strangest xo thread i've seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127071)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:15 PM
Author: Haunting Medicated Legend

She's super annoying, but let's be real she's fly as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19127100)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:34 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

HER SOLUTION TO THE ECONOMIC CRISIS: I-BANKERS' WIVES SHOULD DEMAND FEWER GIFTS:

Again, I go back to 2002 Congressional testimony by the man everyone loves to hate: Dr. Alan Greenspan. Greenspan correctly points out the problem, "An infectious greed seemed to grip much of our business community. Our historical guardians of financial information were overwhelmed. Too many corporate executives sought ways to "harvest" some of those stock market gains. As a result, the highly desirable spread of shareholding and options among business managers perversely created incentives to artificially inflate reported earnings in order to keep stock prices high and rising."

Therein is the crux of the problem. Greed. For better or for worse, everyone is greedy. This too begs the question will the women of Wall Street please stand up? Or will it take the marauding hordes of shotgun-toting vigilantes who wish nothing more than to make the streets of the Wall and Broad St run red with the blood of banksters to change our ways?

Just as Duke said only love can change an industry fallen from grace, perhaps only women can get flamboyant cowboy bankers back in line. Go home to your wife not with the next $5,000 necklace from Tiffany’s, or a new pair of Christian louboutins, just go home. Give her a hug. A smile (genuine one at that). A kiss. Heck, maybe a lot of kisses.

The non-superficial wife will understand. Because the best gifts don't come with ribbons, they don't come in boxes or bags. The best things in life are free. It's not gifts or a new dress that makes women smile, it's time. It's running in the rain. Singing in the shower. Holding hands in the dark. Being tackled to the ground by an overly-hyper dog. Laughing until snot comes out of our nose. And yes, crying or screaming, laughing too, for all the right reasons (sorry hall neighbors we are rowdy and wild). Time is truly the world's most precious commodity. Where we spend that time is up to each bankster.

Of course, the bankster can argue the merits of having to provide for their stuck-up wife because she is a stay at domestic house goddess and does nothing. Or, women can change their stuck up ways and spark a revolution. Starting with the simple yet paradoxical phrase, "I don't need your money, just your love."

But we have reached the end of the road as traders are indeed paid to be greedy. Often times demanded by giddy clients or even pressure from home to shower snobby, stuck-up females with gifts. And yes, to be brutally honest, "looks" do still very much sell and get your hired in this economy (cough).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139338)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:38 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

To be fair, I'm absolutely in love with this woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139360)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:46 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Yeah, I wish I could get over my allergy to the attractive but mentally disabled set. With me, if a girl admits to enjoying a bad movie, I'm done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139405)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author: brass reading party sneaky criminal

LOL @ the aspie rejects ITT. I have a PhD in Econ. She's smarter than 99% of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139409)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:48 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

She's a doctoral candidate, not a Ph.D. yet. No way she can defend her thesis unless she sucks off all the examiners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139424)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:50 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139434)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:57 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

That would actually make a funny porn concept. Girl goes into defend her thesis, gets gangbanged by five pornstars dressed up as econ professors. I should sell that to someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139468)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

She'll pass only if no reasonable blogger could believe that no reasonable professor could require anal as a degree requirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139564)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:44 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I know what I said in that thread sounds convoluted, but it really is the standard; moreover it's the simplest way of stating the standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139696)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:53 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

I meant no harm. And I think you're right, both about the standard but also the larger point about the LSAT/legal analysis correlation. Perhaps, though, a better phrasing would be "at least one jury could believe that a reasonable 5-0 could believe..." Is that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139743)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:59 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Well yeah, if one jury could think that no reasonable cop could believe he had probable cause, then you don't grant summary judgment. But I mean, that's actually phrasing it negatively; the question you want to answer is when you do grant summary judgment. And it definitely isn't, "if one jury could believe that a reasonable officer could believe he had probable cause"; it has to be the case that all reasonable juries would believe that. So - yeah, you're right, there is a clearer statement; it would be "if any reasonable jury would believe that a reasonable officer could believe he had probable cause." Still messy, but a little better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139776)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:14 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

I think you're right. I havent looked back at your original post so I forgot what the question to be answered was. In other news, it's 3 am and I'm reading Fsuchicks blog in reverse chronology. I'm sad, as you can imagine, about the state of my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139846)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:23 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Sorry to hear that, especially since she removed all the good posts. You do, however, have a post entitled "a corrupted, fatality, flawed system" waiting for you.

The question is what you to need to grant summary judgment on the basis of qualified immunity from a wrongful arrest claim. Qualified immunity, the Court has said, means an officer only need reasonably believe probable cause exists, even if it doesn't. So that's how you end up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139873)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:32 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

SENDS POLICY PAPERS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA, GETS NO REPLY (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?):

I have sent 2 papers on how I would go about breaking the banks and restructuring the economy to President Obama, Senators Dodd, Gregg and Shelby nothing has changed. I talked with members of the Senate Banking Committee (Judd Gregg & Richard Shelby) and nothing has changed....

The worst part about President Obama is he is wasting, and effectively throwing away this nations scarcest resource, human talent. Those of us in graduate school (who follow this or care about the country) want to desperately help speed the recovery up, rebuild this nation on solid foundation but are repeatedly ignored. This should NOT be about your own personal ego trip or about getting even with Republicans or Democrats. This should be about doing what is right for this nation. Unfortunately, President Obama is oblivious to the ticking time bomb or even considering viable suggestions from the public.

I didn't vote for President Obama in 2008, I won't vote for him in 2012, but I am willing to offer solutions to the problems and talk with members of congress. We all want to see this nation succeed but current policy makers are so pig-headed it's hard to get anything done right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139890)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 12:24 PM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

What is this I don't even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140924)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

It's simple, she's willing to offer her solutions and services to President Obama and members of Congress! Hard to believe they wouldn't accept this generous offer. Seriously, can you imagine being a Senator, sitting down with this girl, thinking maybe she's a politico groupie... and then suffering through her inane spewing of crank economic theories? That would suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140968)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:08 AM
Author: hilarious queen of the night

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193958)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:41 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

NON-RACIST INDIAN ATTIRE (admittedly she's cute here):

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:b2a3AOdKlEYJ:fsuchick86.blogspot.com/2010/10/moments-i-live-for.html+%22moments+I+live+for%22+%22drifting+ship%22&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139917)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:55 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

GETS DEPRESSED, TAKES COMFORT IN HER LOOKS, GETS DEPRESSED AGAIN:

So many people, family members and friends say I'm far too pessimistic about the future. They say I should smile, "be happy" and stop worrying about the future, to live in the moment. "You're young, you have your entire life ahead of you, go have fun" uncle Gary says. "Beauty and brains is a deadly combo Lauren" says another friend. My dad sends me a text on my blackberry that reads, "Don't forget to smell the roses and don't be a doomer, Love you!" Who knows maybe I am too pessimistic, but my gut says I'm not. Sometimes life just seems like chapters of goodbyes, and broken dreams. After all, life is like a novel with the end ripped out, isn't it? The start of every sleepless night. The first of every tear I'm gonna cry.

The first thing many people say to me after first talking is "damn your smart for a blonde how did you get so lucky?" Was it sheer luck or hard work for the past 5 years? I'd like to think it was a combination of both. Many say I'm too nice to everyone, even complete strangers, I always give someone the benefit of the doubt. I try to look at the good things in life, to see the good in everyone. Yet as the recession drags on I've become more cynical especially to anyone who works in finance or from the federal government. What I cannot get over is how the financial system was saved at an enormous costs to taxpayers and how they are still hiding losses. The banking industry would like the us to smile and be happy. Maybe entice the sheep put on some classic Marvin Gaye - how can anyone not love Marvin?- and The Temptations listening to "Ain't too proud to beg."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139938)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 4:05 AM
Author: buff dilemma

My favorite post so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139946)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 4:19 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

It's interesting because it hums along at an idiotic but sane level until this random suggestion that maybe the investment banks will start playing some Marvin Gaye to us to distract us from their role in causing the economic crisis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139961)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 5:09 AM
Author: Rebellious Exciting Stage Background Story

She seems like one of the most credited women I've seen posted on XO. What's her husband's deal? Do they seem like they're a good match?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19139987)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 9:17 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

Look. She's clearly a narcissistic, insane, vain, annoying, self-absorbed, and striverish chick. But, I give her 100% credit for having heterodox views. She's clearly thinking on her own, and good for her. I haven't met anyone with the same connection to / yet hatred for / finance that she has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140120)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:35 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Seriously? I feel like the connection/hatred dynamic is very common. Though not in this dumb ditzy Southern girl populist kind of way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140679)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:37 PM
Author: startling stubborn personal credit line

how fucking often does this family talk about beauty and brains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19141965)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:04 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

A lot. What I don't get is that she used to, I swear, be pretty ugly, so doesn't it bother her father/brother/uncle etc. that this beauty they're creepily praising is totally artificial? How do they feel about having a plastic surgery slut for a daughter or little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142178)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:18 PM
Author: startling stubborn personal credit line

fascinating

it means she doesnt come from the upbringing where everyone treats her like a goddess and she mistakenly believes that she has a brain.

its like her brain came first and her looks caught up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142250)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Vigorous Hairy Legs

CR thing to do in this thread is ignore all the poasts and scroll for links to pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140079)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 10:10 AM
Author: Haunting Medicated Legend

I'm confused; isn't that was everyone was doing, or did I just assume that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140255)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 10:28 PM
Author: Khaki school partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19184494)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 9:05 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

Dude. She blocked her blog. Damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140114)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:37 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Maybe you should ask for an invitation or add her on fb, declare your undying affection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140694)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 1:34 PM
Author: bonkers mahogany rigor

after 1000 aspies from this blog began pinging it every minute, are you surprised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19141485)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 10:18 AM
Author: Ruddy public bath

I'm confused - why do people say our financial system is fucked again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140283)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

Safe to say she's not actually at the helm bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19140940)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Ruddy public bath

Exactly - help is on the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145731)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 2:52 PM
Author: Cracking Gas Station

LOL @ Tampa. No one who has been there would be surprised by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142103)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:01 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

LAUREN RESPONDS ON FB (MAYBE?):

Time granted does not necessarily coincide with time that

can be most fully used! I'm just too happy and in too good of a mood right now to really care about insignificant people! Those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142160)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:03 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

do you think if we compiled all her musings and hallmark expressions we could create a system for living that will bring even the most pathetic xoxo poster true happiness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142169)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:05 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

No, but I'll tell you; "There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing too hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142188)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

awesome lulz. dude, how do i regain access to the her treasure trove of thoughts on life. i can't believe she took it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142210)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:12 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Tell her you're a lawyer and you can help her pursue a tort claim against xo, but first you need access to the blog to see if it's been accurately quoted and whether there's grounds for a defamation suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142216)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:13 PM
Author: dun orchestra pit bbw

its still up for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142225)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:18 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

OH SHIT I GUESS SHE HAS GOTTEN OVER THE HATERZ BY GENUFLECTING ON HER RARE COMBO OF BEAUTY AND BRAINS, BOTH GIVEN AND CONTAINED IN HER SKULL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142251)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:13 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

LAUREN DRESSES AS PIRATE FOR HALLOWEEN, BUT ON-DISPLAY SILICONE RUINS PERIOD LOOK:

I hear the Captain calling my name!!!!!

Captain Morgan rum girl lol ;-)

http://imgur.com/7LJiE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142224)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:42 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

perhaps my ip got banned b/c i commented on her blog. i didn't say anything mean, though, just the typical "you're a moron," etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142368)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 3:46 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

No check again, because it was down and only open to invitation, but now it is back. Why'd you tell her she was a moron if you like her so much, is that your pick-up strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142390)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 5:24 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i'm still banned. damn. i will marry that girl some day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19142997)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 6:44 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

If you're into that look, find a thin tall blonde and buy her 50 surgeries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143493)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 6:49 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Oh, it's back to invitation only! Make up your mind!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143526)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 6:51 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

LAUREN PASSIVELY-AGGRESSIVELY BRAGS ABOUT HER INCOME, CLAPS BACK AT HATERZ WHO THINK HER INCOME MAKES HER "EVIL":

Interesting fact: According to the IRS, 144,103,375 individual income tax returns were filled. Anyone earning $380,354 (adjusted gross income) or more annually qualifies for membership in the top 1%. I'm not trying to rub salt in an open wound but wow... less than I expected to be considered "elite." $113,799 per year is considered the top 10%. Well I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Oh the evil rich. What a shame it is to go to graduate school and use everything God gave you to join the evil top 10% and 1%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143545)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 7:34 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

Moar :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143837)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 7:45 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Um... how's "I really wish it wasn't a bye week for the Ravens. Living life, lovin' it! &#9829;"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143915)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

BIBLICAL LESSONS MIXED WITH SHOTGUNNING BEERS AND MAKING THAT SNOT COME OUT OF OUR SURGICALLY ENHANCED NOSES:

Coming home after suffering a market bashing is not fun. Opening the door with tear stained eyes only to find the dog has crapped all over the tile or raided the trash is not fun. But it is life itself. We are suppose to be happy. We are suppose to be wild and free and laugh until snot comes out our nose or burp really loudly after shotgunning a beer. We're suppose to live for the mental Kodak moments in life like falling down the stairs or out of the chair only to be pounced on by the dog and snouted in the face as he slobbers all over you until you roll over and laugh until tears run down your face.

And as of late it's just not happening. America is mentally depressed. But it is my fervent belief that everything happens for a reason. We have to keep on walking. Often times we walk in the dark as we "walk by faith, not by sight." (2 Corinthians 5:7). No one ever said it was going to be easy. And many times you just have to cry in the shower and scream out loud "Why God...? Why!?"

Even today, when we want to hate those in government or worse, wish death upon them, we cannot wish them dead, maybe out of office but not dead. Romans 12:19 says, "Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay," says the Lord."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19143959)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

PICTURES:

The married couple:

http://imgur.com/9KneO

Her and her stripper friends:

http://imgur.com/kpD9k

Thinking big macroeconomic thoughts:

http://imgur.com/Ov6Ia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145620)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

super, thank you. this made my entire night. my day at the law center will be infinitely better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145692)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:37 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

No, you too are a Law Center student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145699)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

we have more in common than a fascination with paula krugman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145997)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I'm not really interested in her, I just feel strangely successful when my threads do well. Why is your life so miserable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146113)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

OBLIQUELY REFLECTS ON HER FIANCE CHEATING ON HER 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE WEEEEEEEEEDING:

(Directed at fellow Americans, my friends and family who know me true, and especially to Chris)

Finding Solace In Solitude

We no longer have to ask ourselves if we are approaching a state of emergency. We are in the midst of it, right here and now, and we expect the future to mirror the past.... It is in the midst of this dark world that we are invited to live and radiate hope. Is it possible? Can we become light, salt, and leaven to our brothers and sisters in the human family? Can we offer hope, courage, and confidence to the people of this era? Do we dare break through our paralyzing fear? Will people be able to say of us, "See how they love each other, how they serve their neighbor, and how they pray to their Lord?" Or do we have to confess that at this juncture of history we just do not have the needed strength or the generosity? How can we live in hope so as to give hope? And how do we find true joy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145710)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: wine demanding pistol therapy

moar pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145728)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:52 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

PICTURES:

OPENING SOME GIFTS, HOPING THAT HER WEAVE DOESN'T FALL OFF:

http://imgur.com/uSgBb

A BARBIEGIRL IN A BARBIEWORLD:

http://imgur.com/mhMVb

HER AND PEDO GRANDPA:

http://imgur.com/gXF5l

HOPE FLOATS, SO DO IMPLANTS:

http://imgur.com/lWUJO

"HER PRE-HEIDI MONTAG PERIOD":

http://imgur.com/jLJYU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145835)



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Date: October 10th, 2011 11:55 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

LAUREN TRIES HER HAND AT ROMANCE NOVEL SOFTCORE PORN:

As I faced him again he smiled and ran his grizzly bear hands down my back, pulling me close.

He gently, tenderly caressed my breasts and just stared in awe at me. His 6' 3'' 235 pound chiseled frame was an imposing figure of brute force, power, and a sex drive that would rival even the best. I could only look into his eyes and smile. "Is that all for tonight?" I teased. He grabbed my waist and deftly flipped me up and over onto his shoulder.

"Damn Chris for someone who just rocked my world you still have lots of energy." I laughed. A smug, self-satisfied smile broke across his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19145869)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:14 AM
Author: opaque lascivious volcanic crater

NOWAGs IRATE about 6'3" BUFF AS FUARRRKKKK alpha bros fucking all the WGs and ragdolling them around, caveman style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146040)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

The funny thing is that he isn't buff as fuarkkk or whatever you just said, he just looks really bloated on creatine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146066)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:18 AM
Author: opaque lascivious volcanic crater

U short, azn? Yeah, you short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146070)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Would've committed suicide if I had been born Asian already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146116)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:27 AM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

Exactly. I'll bet he's strong but he's not ripped AT ALL

Edit: of course he could be a good dude, and that's fine. But I've never seen a self-absorbed retard that approaches his wife's level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146147)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

He looks like an extremely good dude. In fairness to his choice in spouse she is (a) hot, albeit less so since she got her lips tripled in size, (b) seemingly a cheerful, nice girl, (c) clearly a devoted, willing-to-please wife, (d) capable of supporting both of them, (e) already rich, (f) probably quite a bit smarter than any of the other girls he's dated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146258)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 2:17 AM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

(F) is not possible and how is she rich. They don't mint millionaires at LM in Baltimore. I'd be shocked if she makes as much as a first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146868)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 7:30 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Oh, rich upbringing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147182)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 4:34 AM
Author: Grizzly Beady-eyed Stead Party Of The First Part

Such as? What's daddy do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193242)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

This whole thread is starting to seem like elaborate flame by OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146061)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:20 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

maybe I wrote the blog with a random word generator. Maybe this whole blog is a series of dumb WSJ op-eds google translated into clubtrashlish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146089)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:32 AM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

This seems POSSIBLE...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146189)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:36 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

And do you think I'm genius enough to write the brother's wedding speech, and the marital sex scenes, and the story about the time a guy offered her a job after she gave a speech, even though she had so little work experience, and she didn't know if it was because of her looks or her BUBBLY PERSONALITY OF CARASMATIC CHARM? You'd have to be a fucking whore-imitating idiot savant just to think of those five words alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146214)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i'm in fucking love. also, finance bros, describe legg mason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146020)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

PICTURES:

A HOT(TER?) FRIEND:

http://imgur.com/7QMPz

TRANNIER AND TRANNIER:

http://imgur.com/JntYH

TRANNIES OF A FEATHER HANG TOGETHER:

http://imgur.com/Kzt9S

FAKE TITS HAVE GOOD GRIP:

http://imgur.com/kP5oj

BEING LICKED UP:

http://imgur.com/SGFUC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146054)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

how does she post this shit. honestly though, her life looks balling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146115)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:26 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I was kind of wondering how a person with a job publicly recounts the first night of her married life. Or what husband would let his wife do that. I mean, parts are flattering to him, but stuff like this:

I arched my back as my hand gripped the bed sheets, hanging on for life. WOOOSSSSHHH!!!! I screamed his name again and again before melting into pure euphoria again, and again, and again. The sweat was pouring off him. His abs tightened up, his hands tensed, and with one final push and a low moan he collapsed onto the bed in pure exhaustion. Mission accomplished.

I wouldn't want to be public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146135)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

what the fuck. how do i not have access to this site. hopefully hotung will let me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146171)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:31 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Another WINNING teaser:

A euphoric buzz permeated the air. It had nothing to do with the tequila or the food I just ate it was something else. Something rooter deeper in my heart I was after. I looked up into Chris’ eyes and I saw a collective longing, a wishfulness in those beautiful green eyes. They carried a chummily sacredness about them. I stood on my tiptoes and kissed him.

"rooter deeper"

"chummily sacredness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146185)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:36 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i thaught you were clerking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146213)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:39 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Next year. Maybe I should just print the whole sex scene out and leave it in some carrel in the library for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146244)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i'm not against that. please leave it here: KF3775 .M385 1994.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146259)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:51 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I ought to charge you a dollar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19146334)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 8:47 AM
Author: opaque lascivious volcanic crater

(jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147225)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 9:27 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Goyishe kop!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147323)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

OLDIE BUT GOODIE (MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN LONG POST):

Mother Teresa famously said, "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hate, only more love." With trembling hands, and his eyes filling with tears, Grandpa Duke whispered into my ear, "When the world says hate, you love. Forget the haters they are a dime a dozen. Only love can change Wall Street."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147358)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 9:39 AM
Author: Thriller fuchsia multi-billionaire ratface

180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147360)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 9:45 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

SHE'S REAL BRO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147380)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 9:48 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

LAUREN ARTICULATELY REVIEWS A CARIBBEAN HOTEL:

The resort staff and our own private butler put a whole new meaning to the phrase, "genuinely caring and compassionate staff." So far they have set the gold standard for the noblest aspect of hospitality of any resort I've ever stayed in.

LAUREN WRITES A TORTURED PARAGRAPH ABOUT MARRIAGE:

We've made a successful foray into the married life. Total commitment to one in our short-attention-span culture where familiarity breeds contempt is to join the ranks of America's traditional family structure. A husband. A wife. Madly in love where no words are needed, but two hearts whisper, "I love you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147391)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 10:32 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

absolutely amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147495)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 10:37 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Are you going to leave me that dollar? I esp. like the sentence that begins with "total commitment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147508)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 10:38 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

dude. read the blog today. she's writing about you. omg, the whole front page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147510)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:18 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Shocking. What does where I went to school have to do w/this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147649)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:20 AM
Author: spruce marketing idea business firm

She may want to exchange certain things for a chance to discuss macroeconomics with a Duke professor in a hot tub

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147659)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: opaque lascivious volcanic crater

Although this thread was entertaining, it would be pretty funny if her BUFF AS FUCK 6'3" alpha husband beat the shit out of your aspie, antisocial ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147679)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:36 AM
Author: adventurous smoky roast beef

WAAH WAAH WAAAAH

--

And here I sit. Tears running down my face, crying. Never would I have imagined a simple blog post about the passing of Apple CEO Steve Jobs posted on this blog (HERE) and on Facebook would spark the rage of a Duke University graduate and a current Georgetown student. He picked and ripped apart my quirky southern writing, my cynical views of the world, my appearance, my marriage, and my friends. He passed judgement, demonized my way of life, denounced my accomplishments, and assumed I went the slut way to get ahead.

I was flooded with over 5,000 page views in 24 hours, far surpassing the usual 4,000 a month I get. They called me crazy, a whore, a "glorified sales bitch." I was mocked for my belief in God. They called me stupid, dumb, a pathetic joke... and maybe I am. But what I don't understand is the hate, the rage, the indignation of this Duke University graduate and the others who have taken part in completely making fun of everything about me and my personal blog. I get it, just a dumb blonde...

I was made fun of for hanging about "black gangsters" meeting the likes of Ray Lewis, Marcus Allen and Tim Brown, all of whom are great football players but even better men. I was mocked for not following a particular ideology. Not a democrat or a republican but for supporting some of both political parties. Even my status updates on Facebook were ridiculed, my humor misunderstood, my "treasure trove" of 2 line "darkest before the dawn" thought brutally laughed at. But it was never about garnering that kind of audience, the one that only wishes to leave hateful comments, on anonymous message boards.

It annoyed me. It irritated me. And finally I've just thrown my hands up and sit here with tears running down my face. I was considering deleting the entire blog and starting over. Because nothing I say or do will ever win the approval of someone whom I've never personally met. And I've always been a sunny-side-of-life girl, even if I don't agree with a view point I'm not going to hate (although my writing comes off as such).

I was even told to get all my musings about life and put them into Halmark cards to bring some joy into life, although they mocked me for just being a complete idiot, truly a paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147724)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

"I was even told to get all my musings about life and put them into Halmark cards to bring some joy into life, although they mocked me for just being a complete idiot, truly a paradox."

Pretty sure the person who suggested this was joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147733)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:55 AM
Author: spruce marketing idea business firm

or she caught him staring at her cleavage and he wanted a diversion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147818)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:17 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

No, it's above:

"do you think if we compiled all her musings and hallmark expressions we could create a system for living that will bring even the most pathetic xoxo poster true happiness?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147887)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:26 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

"I was made fun of for hanging about "black gangsters" meeting the likes of Ray Lewis, Marcus Allen and Tim Brown, all of whom are great football players but even better men."

I think someone said Ray Lewis was a black gangster; "great football player but even better man" seems a little much given that he, you know, murdered some people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147942)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

You would be correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147960)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:18 PM
Author: startling stubborn personal credit line

I kind of feel bad for her but more importantly, who the fuck on xo would go to duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147891)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 12:23 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Where do people on here generally go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19147926)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

do you think she cries as much as she writes she does? or is just that she speaks only in hyperbole b/c shes' a terrible writer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19148554)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I don't know. I'll say yes, she does cry that much. I might apologize, it's not like I dislike her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19148812)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: Rebellious Exciting Stage Background Story

Aspie. I think she's a beautiful, intelligent girl. She definitely didn't deserve the treatment she received in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19148858)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 3:33 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

You people have low standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19149091)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 3:07 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

she probably doesn't actually know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19148905)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 3:32 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Kind of seems to...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19149078)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 3:22 PM
Author: Scarlet yapping clown station

She seems pretty 180. Maybe a bit too emotional, and her writing can seem naive/ditzy, but she's got a ton of alpha qualities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19149014)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:19 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

alpha? false bravado, bro. she talks about her good looks and earning potential and then cries balls when xoxo takes her to task. she's a beta broad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19152847)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I feel like you're having some weird reaction by which you're no longer obsessed with her now that you can see her retarded blog again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19152987)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:44 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

I couldn’t help myself. I leaned in and kissed him again, except this time I held it. Not wanting to pull away first. When I finally let go, I whispered into his ear, “I don’t know how it’s humanly possible to fall deeper in love with you but I am. Everyday.” But there is one more thing, as I looked into his eyes with a jubilant, goofy grin, "looks like housekeeping staff will have to change these sheets."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19153114)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:58 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i like how she took down her picture. as if <i>those</i> are the most embarrassing things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19153221)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 11:59 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Just google image within the domain, you can see all the old cached images.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19153226)



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Date: October 12th, 2011 12:10 AM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

i hate how she knows more about macro than i do. i can't refute her assertions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19153346)



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Date: October 12th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I just assume they're all wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19153895)



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Date: October 19th, 2011 10:02 AM
Author: Purple stimulating ticket booth azn

Lol

She can't write a blog and cry about ppl bitching about her writing and questioning her knowledge. But, all this crying shit makes me think she is not doing heavy finance stuff. Do a bad trade, and get a pat on the shoulder. More like, fuck up a trade and get bitched at and shit thrown at u for 10 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19200896)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:40 AM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

Being a retard is not alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19192209)



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Date: October 11th, 2011 2:53 PM
Author: diverse misunderstood tanning salon tattoo

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19148825)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 1:04 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

"Very clearly elevated levels of federal spending has downed out any private sector expansion."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19179786)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: titillating sooty generalized bond nursing home

seems like a few times every year someone here breaks the fourth internet wall by unleashing xoxohth on an outsider, to considerable lulz.

ty for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19179894)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 6:06 AM
Author: Coiffed address son of senegal

She's physically quite attractive and not dumb either but the blogging thing is a massive dealbreaker. I also wonder how her employer feels about this blog or if it's ever come back to bit her in a professional context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19180278)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier theater

Brother, I don't get all this 'not dumb' bullshit. Is she fuckable? Yes. Is she smart? Hell fucking no. She doesn't understand half of what she talks about in her 'specialty' and clearly just purges talking-points that lack substance. And she's obviously not intelligent with having pictures of people caressing her tits, stories of fucking her husband, and dressing up like a whore at an office party and thinking the attention she gets from bosses twice her age are due to her brains.

She's hot, but she's faux smart. And honestly, that's worse than just plain not smart.

But who knows, maybe she's a really nice person in real life and it just comes off as contrite on her blog or whatever due to poor writing. I'll hold off on making an absolute judgement about her based on this limited sample but by that same token, it's 100% a mistake to say she's smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19180494)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 9:43 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Imagining you're smart when you're not is definitely the least attractive trait a woman can have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19184226)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 10:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier theater

But it's definitely pompous and I don't know that I can be down with that.

If she was modest about her work and good fortune, and didn't feel like blogging erotica about her boyfriend, she'd be 100x more attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19184624)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 10:49 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I don't get the "but"; I was agreeing with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19184631)



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Date: October 17th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier theater

though it said not the least attractive, mb dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19189435)



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Date: October 16th, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: Carmine Geriatric Mood

How is she "not dumb?" She can barely write a comprehensible English sentence.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19184746)



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Date: October 17th, 2011 7:19 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

titcq? is that a valid abbreviation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19189454)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:19 AM
Author: hilarious queen of the night

are you new here brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194009)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Very.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194883)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Contagious Affirmative Action Psychic

It's called "southern writing" asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19192222)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 12:49 AM
Author: aromatic kitchen

This reminds me of when there was a movement to validate ebonix by teaching it in schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19192295)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 9:33 AM
Author: Pontificating area

I think she saw this because she removed everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193449)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 10:08 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Funny, I finally got around to apologizing last night. I felt kind of bad(ly).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193554)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 10:58 AM
Author: Pontificating area

lol, she knows you posted this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19193882)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: hilarious queen of the night

DESCRIBE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194103)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 3:20 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Well basically I just said that I didn't hate her or have "rage" against her, like she said I did, and that I just wanted to share her funny statuses about how Jobs is sitting on an iCloud in iHeaven and things just got out of hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19195231)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 3:19 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I still see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19195225)



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Date: October 19th, 2011 10:39 AM
Author: Pontificating area

A ton of stuff originally linked to is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19201004)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:18 AM
Author: hilarious queen of the night

ROFFFFLES AT HER PRAISE FOR JOHN BOEHNER (CALLS HIM ANTI-WALL STREET)

Perhaps the real shocker of the night was Rep. John Boehner, the next speaker of the House. A 20-year veteran of the House and the fiery leader of the House Republicans for the last four years, Boehner has made a name for himself in criticizing the President at every turn. The first person in his family to ever attend college, he worked his way through night school as a janitor. One of twelve children (I'm one of five) living in a two bed room house in Cleveland where his parents slept on a pullout couch. Talk about a humble beginning.

Boehner called for a new era of change in Washington, saying it was time to roll up their sleeves. Pledging to America that the peoples agenda would be their agenda, I was highly skeptical. But as the speech progressed I knew he meant every heartfelt word. When Boehner was ending his speech, you could literally see his often collected, calm, and confident demeanor cracking under the raw emotion of the situation. And when he began talking about the chasing the American Dream, genuine tears of joy flowed. Touching a raw nerve within me, it was clearly a BEAUTIFUL sight to see a grown man not afraid to cry. In that final two minutes, John Boehner accomplished what President Obama never could: he dedicated himself to the America people.

You could hear it in his voice and see it in his eyes. I have a new cautiously optimistic vibe and a new-found sense of respect for John Boehner. Not because he cried on national TV and meant it, but because I believe he is willing to serve the American people. Putting the common good before individual glory. Knowing what it truly means to accomplish the American Dream. Knowing that the time is now to act to save this once great nation from collapse. And it's a beautiful thing, isn't it? I believe it is. When the new Congress becomes unconditionally dedicated to pouring their collective heart and soul into helping solve our problems, with the American people, America will cry tears of joy with Rep. Boehner. And it will truly be worthy of celebration.

When our elected representatives in the Congress stop the favored deals to special interests and reigns in Wall Street's excessive power, true freedom will be reached. When the average person on the street realizes that for the first time, in a long time, America demands so much more, and we all pitch in, we will reach our destination. But it is a long road, and a painstaking endeavor not for the faith of heart. If we truly want to celebrate economic freedom and prosperity, we stand united as one against Wall Street, corrupt multinationals and the schemes that do not put America first. For country. For honor. For pride. America awaits the people who embrace the challenge, the ones who dare to put everything on the line. No guts, no glory. America waits for true patriots to answer the call and get into the fight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194005)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular nubile yarmulke shrine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19194118)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 3:22 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

ah yes, one day America will cry tears of joy with Rep. Boehner, that's good. This is the first time in my life that I've heard a woman describe Boehner in vaguely sexual terms ("collected, calm and confident demeanor," "BEAUTIFUL sight to see a grown man not afraid to cry"). I guess there's a groupie for anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19195241)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

you apologized. dude. that's so beta. she's a public figure writing about public things. defame away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19196034)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I guess I see it as being the bigger man/person/whatever. I am slightly sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19196063)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:25 PM
Author: balding aquamarine corner

you did the right thing. no flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19199206)



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Date: October 18th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

I don't know, I think she deserves this mockery and will in the long run grow because of - well, not this instance of mockery, but hopefully others. In the long run her career has to be fucked, you can get A JOB doing the shit she does, and at the low level doing the shit she does probably helps, but you won't be taken very seriously for anything too important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19199225)



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Date: October 19th, 2011 10:52 AM
Author: Histrionic Spot Telephone

This is the most fake human being I've ever seen. Fake tits, fake personality, fake Christian, more or less fake job, pseudo-intellectual, the list goes on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19201055)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 8:30 PM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

NEW BLOG:

"As more and more Americans lose their jobs I only except the number to go higher."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19211421)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243814)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:17 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt

Yes, I wonder if one can get in trouble for linking to a blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243840)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

They take online bullying seriously. I mean, remember bro, you could have gone to better schools if W&L hadn't negged you so hard when you tried to leave. You were feaky as hell -- from what i hear. I honestly doubt the school wants someone with your track record hanging around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243846)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243863)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

Why do you think only GULC wanted your brilliance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243871)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243884)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

You don't think your several conversations w/ the deans about your interaction w/ women hurt you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243891)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Insane carnelian trailer park newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243910)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:20 AM
Author: Confused liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243855)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

They only have to call Wash & Lee to hear about the issues female students had with him 1L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243868)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243886)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:30 AM
Author: Alcoholic bright fanboi

Do you want to read the most important column you'll ever read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243900)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling circlehead

No. I have to go to sleep -- stupid partner wants this memo in by noon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243903)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 1:37 AM
Author: bearded federal property scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19243931)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 10:25 AM
Author: poppy headpube chapel

backstory BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19244753)



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Date: October 26th, 2011 11:38 AM
Author: heady cyan keepsake machete space

the honeymoon sex post is just fucking priceless. true 180 material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1777695&forum_id=2)#19244975)