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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
tell me
violent property
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
wonderful kitchen
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Greedy Theatre
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office
  05/12/15
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french goal in life
  05/12/15
so underrated
laughsome fighting crackhouse corn cake
  01/19/16
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bateful bat-shit-crazy senate wagecucks
  06/07/17
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Impressive bossy garrison
  03/31/18
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arousing love of her life
  07/18/18
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Anal spectacular menage feces
  07/18/18
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Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  12/16/21
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180 hospital affirmative action
  02/16/23
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swashbuckling sable orchestra pit
  12/11/24
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Provocative Ocher Field Giraffe
  06/11/25
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Aquamarine liquid oxygen
  08/12/25
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green narrow-minded potus station
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
vigorous violet famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
concupiscible violent telephone pit
  08/14/13
lmao
violent property
  05/12/15
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Passionate coffee pot
  12/11/24
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swashbuckling sable orchestra pit
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
vigorous violet famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Navy Personal Credit Line People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
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Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
lavender electric tattoo candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
rofl
violent property
  08/14/13
180
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
rofl
Chocolate Vibrant Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
harsh curious nowag
  08/14/13
lol
olive dashing ticket booth
  08/14/13
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scarlet sticky messiness
  08/14/13
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bateful bat-shit-crazy senate wagecucks
  03/10/14
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salmon filthy office turdskin
  03/24/21
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180 hospital affirmative action
  02/16/23
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Aquamarine liquid oxygen
  08/12/25
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blue parlor
  08/14/13
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Transparent Resort
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blue parlor
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
concupiscible violent telephone pit
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
blue parlor
  08/14/13
best of thread
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
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crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling sable orchestra pit
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
swashbuckling sable orchestra pit
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Lascivious Police Squad
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
concupiscible violent telephone pit
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Poppy Exhilarant Ladyboy Shrine
  08/14/13
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violent property
  08/14/13
180
house-broken shaky center
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talking tantric queen of the night hominid
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scarlet sticky messiness
  08/15/13
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Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/17/13
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Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office
  01/19/16
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Impressive bossy garrison
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Poppy Exhilarant Ladyboy Shrine
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
lol
Out-of-control Theater Stage
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
blue parlor
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
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crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Motley ruddy locus
  08/14/13
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Topaz contagious den mexican
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
blue parlor
  08/14/13
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amber multi-billionaire
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
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diverse foreskin church
  09/11/13
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diverse foreskin church
  02/16/23
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salmon filthy office turdskin
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
mustard coiffed death wish
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
lavender electric tattoo candlestick maker
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
lavender electric tattoo candlestick maker
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Walnut nudist depressive
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Aphrodisiac Copper Set
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
mustard coiffed death wish
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
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Medicated supple ape brunch
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Orchid library
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Orchid library
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
whatever
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
primrose heady space generalized bond
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
blue parlor
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
lol
house-broken shaky center
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
180
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
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Drunken appetizing site haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
blue parlor
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
hairraiser shimmering cruise ship clown
  08/14/13
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hairraiser shimmering cruise ship clown
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
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Razzle Market Sex Offender
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
house-broken shaky center
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Deep thriller public bath
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
big ceo
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat
  08/14/13
165
Infuriating digit ratio trust fund
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
lmao
Transparent Resort
  08/14/13
...
Medicated supple ape brunch
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
cracking know-it-all whorehouse
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
well-lubricated lilac gaming laptop
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Snowy State Dog Poop
  08/14/13
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hairraiser shimmering cruise ship clown
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
Pics?
Garnet disturbing becky
  08/14/13
link?
Passionate coffee pot
  08/17/13
...
violent property
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
lake hairless quadroon wrinkle
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Lime Zombie-like Theater
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
soul-stirring plaza
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
pale boyish legal warrant
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
pale boyish legal warrant
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
pale boyish legal warrant
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
orange floppy parlour alpha
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
pale boyish legal warrant
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Fluffy Bistre Location
  08/14/13
Underrated
Infuriating digit ratio trust fund
  08/15/13
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bateful bat-shit-crazy senate wagecucks
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
orange floppy parlour alpha
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Fluffy Bistre Location
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Frozen histrionic meetinghouse idiot
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
crusty toilet seat
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
drab roast beef
  08/14/13
lol
olive dashing ticket booth
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
drab roast beef
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
olive dashing ticket booth
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
drab roast beef
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
orange floppy parlour alpha
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
chrome organic girlfriend rehab
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
mustard coiffed death wish
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
rebellious maroon mental disorder jewess
  08/14/13
180
galvanic range
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
olive dashing ticket booth
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
scarlet sticky messiness
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
olive dashing ticket booth
  08/14/13
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Khaki Juggernaut Home
  08/14/13
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Gold casino jew
  08/14/13
180
pale boyish legal warrant
  08/14/13
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Fluffy Bistre Location
  08/15/13
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soul-stirring plaza
  08/17/13
...
Racy stubborn piazza incel
  09/11/13
Lmao
disrespectful cerebral headpube
  06/07/17
...
Aquamarine liquid oxygen
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
jet lettuce immigrant
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Khaki Juggernaut Home
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
self-centered bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
lol
pale boyish legal warrant
  08/14/13
...
onyx round eye native
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
insecure cream place of business locale
  08/14/13
180
Fuchsia kitty abode
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Vivacious Skinny Woman Area
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Obsidian Church Building Athletic Conference
  08/17/13
poignant
Beady-eyed maize trump supporter address
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
bronze pervert
  08/17/13
...
Khaki Juggernaut Home
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Racy stubborn piazza incel
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
diverse foreskin church
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Frozen histrionic meetinghouse idiot
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Greedy Theatre
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Carnelian university
  12/28/13
...
at-the-ready volcanic crater new version
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Turquoise cruel-hearted half-breed
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
hyperventilating partner
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Excitant Amethyst Internal Respiration
  03/10/14
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Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Motley ruddy locus
  05/12/15
...
pearl temple
  01/19/16
...
scarlet sticky messiness
  10/25/17
...
Passionate coffee pot
  11/29/15
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Passionate coffee pot
  12/23/15
...
Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office
  01/05/16
...
Passionate coffee pot
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Balding wine point striped hyena
  06/07/17
...
pearl temple
  09/22/17
...
Snowy State Dog Poop
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Ruby rigor
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
multi-colored mischievous hell
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Ruby rigor
  07/18/18
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salmon filthy office turdskin
  04/30/19
...
Passionate coffee pot
  06/21/20
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Passionate coffee pot
  06/23/20
...
Twinkling School Cafeteria
  07/11/20
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salmon filthy office turdskin
  12/16/21
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salmon filthy office turdskin
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836076)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: violent property

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Greedy Theatre

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: french goal in life



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: laughsome fighting crackhouse corn cake

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bateful bat-shit-crazy senate wagecucks



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Impressive bossy garrison



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: arousing love of her life



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Anal spectacular menage feces



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: 180 hospital affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Provocative Ocher Field Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: green narrow-minded potus station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: vigorous violet famous landscape painting

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: concupiscible violent telephone pit

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: violent property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vigorous violet famous landscape painting

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Navy Personal Credit Line People Who Are Hurt

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Transparent Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lavender electric tattoo candlestick maker

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: violent property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chocolate Vibrant Mad Cow Disease

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: harsh curious nowag

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: olive dashing ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: scarlet sticky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bateful bat-shit-crazy senate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: salmon filthy office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: 180 hospital affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: blue parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Transparent Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: blue parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: concupiscible violent telephone pit

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: blue parlor

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling sable orchestra pit

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Transparent Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Transparent Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Lascivious Police Squad

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: concupiscible violent telephone pit

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Poppy Exhilarant Ladyboy Shrine

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: house-broken shaky center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: talking tantric queen of the night hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: scarlet sticky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Impressive bossy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Poppy Exhilarant Ladyboy Shrine

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Out-of-control Theater Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: blue parlor

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Motley ruddy locus

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Topaz contagious den mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: blue parlor

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: amber multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: diverse foreskin church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: diverse foreskin church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: salmon filthy office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: mustard coiffed death wish

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Orchid library

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: lavender electric tattoo candlestick maker

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: lavender electric tattoo candlestick maker

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Walnut nudist depressive

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Copper Set

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Orchid library

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: mustard coiffed death wish

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Medicated supple ape brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Orchid library

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Orchid library

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Orchid library

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Orchid library

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Orchid library

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Orchid library

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: primrose heady space generalized bond

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: blue parlor

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: house-broken shaky center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Drunken appetizing site haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: blue parlor

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: hairraiser shimmering cruise ship clown

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: hairraiser shimmering cruise ship clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle Market Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: house-broken shaky center

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Deep thriller public bath

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: big ceo

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Disgusting hairy legs kitty cat

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Infuriating digit ratio trust fund

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Transparent Resort

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Medicated supple ape brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: cracking know-it-all whorehouse

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated lilac gaming laptop

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: hairraiser shimmering cruise ship clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Garnet disturbing becky

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Passionate coffee pot

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: violent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: lake hairless quadroon wrinkle

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Lime Zombie-like Theater

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring plaza

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pale boyish legal warrant

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: pale boyish legal warrant

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pale boyish legal warrant

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Pearly slap-happy sneaky criminal hissy fit

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: orange floppy parlour alpha

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: pale boyish legal warrant

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Fluffy Bistre Location

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Infuriating digit ratio trust fund

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: bateful bat-shit-crazy senate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: orange floppy parlour alpha

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Fluffy Bistre Location

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Frozen histrionic meetinghouse idiot

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: crusty toilet seat

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: drab roast beef

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: olive dashing ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: drab roast beef

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: olive dashing ticket booth

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: drab roast beef

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: orange floppy parlour alpha

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: chrome organic girlfriend rehab

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: mustard coiffed death wish

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: rebellious maroon mental disorder jewess

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: galvanic range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: olive dashing ticket booth

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: scarlet sticky messiness

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: olive dashing ticket booth

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Khaki Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Gold casino jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale boyish legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Fluffy Bistre Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Racy stubborn piazza incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: disrespectful cerebral headpube

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: jet lettuce immigrant

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Khaki Juggernaut Home

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: self-centered bawdyhouse

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale boyish legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: onyx round eye native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: insecure cream place of business locale

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia kitty abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Skinny Woman Area

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Obsidian Church Building Athletic Conference

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed maize trump supporter address

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: bronze pervert

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Khaki Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Racy stubborn piazza incel

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: diverse foreskin church

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Frozen histrionic meetinghouse idiot

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Greedy Theatre

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Carnelian university

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready volcanic crater new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Turquoise cruel-hearted half-breed

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating partner

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Excitant Amethyst Internal Respiration

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Motley ruddy locus

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: pearl temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: scarlet sticky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Federal Costumed Puppy Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Balding wine point striped hyena

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: pearl temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Snowy State Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Ruby rigor

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: multi-colored mischievous hell

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Ruby rigor

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: salmon filthy office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Passionate coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Twinkling School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: salmon filthy office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: salmon filthy office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2)#44198924)