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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
free-loading kitty
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
honey-headed jewess
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
titillating french laser beams international law enforcement agency
  09/18/14
fair
galvanic opaque nowag
  09/18/14
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comical demanding step-uncle's house kitty cat
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
cordovan toilet seat nursing home
  02/26/16
No man
Medicated Bearded Tank
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
mind-boggling goyim
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Umber home regret
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Fighting Space Roommate
  02/26/16
fuk u
Big gold senate
  02/26/16
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titillating french laser beams international law enforcement agency
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cordovan toilet seat nursing home
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Adventurous yapping toaster sweet tailpipe
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Buff swashbuckling hairy legs party of the first part
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Nofapping range
  02/26/16
Lol fags
Electric dun doctorate pisswyrm
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Nofapping range
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Lime nibblets chad
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
internet-worthy tanning salon scourge upon the earth
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
Vigorous ratface stock car
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
heady chest-beating piazza knife
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
internet-worthy tanning salon scourge upon the earth
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
heady chest-beating piazza knife
  03/08/16
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Nofapping range
  09/28/21
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Nofapping range
  02/15/22
Lul
At-the-ready Self-absorbed Patrolman Meetinghouse
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house-broken fishy theater stage lettuce
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free-loading kitty
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
startled queen of the night
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness depressive
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
startled queen of the night
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness depressive
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
slimy pink base
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Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness depressive
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startled queen of the night
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Nofapping range
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: free-loading kitty

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: honey-headed jewess

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: titillating french laser beams international law enforcement agency

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: galvanic opaque nowag

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: comical demanding step-uncle's house kitty cat



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: cordovan toilet seat nursing home

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Medicated Bearded Tank

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling goyim

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Umber home regret

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Fighting Space Roommate

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Big gold senate

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: titillating french laser beams international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: cordovan toilet seat nursing home



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Adventurous yapping toaster sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Buff swashbuckling hairy legs party of the first part



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Nofapping range



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Electric dun doctorate pisswyrm

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Nofapping range



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Lime nibblets chad

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon scourge upon the earth

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Vigorous ratface stock car

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: heady chest-beating piazza knife

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon scourge upon the earth

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: heady chest-beating piazza knife

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Nofapping range



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Nofapping range



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready Self-absorbed Patrolman Meetinghouse

Lul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#43970842)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: house-broken fishy theater stage lettuce



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: free-loading kitty



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: startled queen of the night

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness depressive

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: startled queen of the night

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness depressive

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: slimy pink base

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2)#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness depressive



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: startled queen of the night



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Nofapping range



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: diverse house

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Nofapping range



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Nofapping range



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