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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
Poppy floppy market half-breed
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Adventurous garrison generalized bond
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odious french range quadroon
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Arousing maroon abode internal respiration
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180
Federal iridescent black woman
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dull passionate brethren
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Doobsian striped hyena
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
swashbuckling translucent step-uncle's house dragon
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odious french range quadroon
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Lavender Aromatic Rigpig Mad-dog Skullcap
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
violent orchid point
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
At-the-ready Multi-colored Parlor Genital Piercing
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swashbuckling translucent step-uncle's house dragon
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odious french range quadroon
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Offensive mischievous center
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Galvanic Orchestra Pit Main People
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Galvanic Orchestra Pit Main People
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still funny.
brass affirmative action university
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crawly slate senate
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Excitant national psychic
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Azure arrogant cuckoldry idea he suggested
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Exhilarant Theater
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Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate
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Still 180
Scarlet double fault box office
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Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate
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Federal iridescent black woman
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odious french range quadroon
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
violent orchid point
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate
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?
violent orchid point
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Poppy floppy market half-breed

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Adventurous garrison generalized bond



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: odious french range quadroon



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Arousing maroon abode internal respiration



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Federal iridescent black woman

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: dull passionate brethren



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Doobsian striped hyena



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling translucent step-uncle's house dragon

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: odious french range quadroon



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Lavender Aromatic Rigpig Mad-dog Skullcap

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: violent orchid point

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready Multi-colored Parlor Genital Piercing

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling translucent step-uncle's house dragon



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: odious french range quadroon



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Gay Pozpig Bawdyhouse



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Offensive mischievous center



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Orchestra Pit Main People



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Orchestra Pit Main People



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: brass affirmative action university

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: crawly slate senate



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Excitant national psychic



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Azure arrogant cuckoldry idea he suggested



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Theater



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Scarlet double fault box office

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Federal iridescent black woman



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: odious french range quadroon



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: violent orchid point

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2)#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: violent orchid point

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Racy Lemon Menage Doctorate

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Burgundy outnumbered wagecucks



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: abusive godawful lay dog poop



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Nowag

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: sadistic place of business partner



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Orchestra Pit Main People



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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