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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
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Indigo business firm
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blathering field pistol
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Soul-stirring sanctuary mexican
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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HOW much younger
Indigo business firm
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Vibrant step-uncle's house generalized bond
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Dead drab station sound barrier
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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send her a dick pic
blathering field pistol
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Dead drab station sound barrier
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/09/14
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Ultramarine Patrolman
  10/08/16
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Vibrant step-uncle's house generalized bond
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Violet parlour
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gaped hall
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Boyish milk masturbator
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contagious hot feces
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Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
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Vigorous base
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erotic startled really tough guy pit
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floppy public bath sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
irate yellow national
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Thirsty Curious Nursing Home Newt
  10/06/25
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impertinent beady-eyed stage faggot firefighter
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Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
stirring institution personal credit line
  10/11/14
?
Mentally impaired native
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
stirring institution personal credit line
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Rough-skinned sneaky criminal
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Hilarious double fault
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
low-t rigor
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flirting racy trailer park jap
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lol
comical spot electric furnace
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
pink nowag international law enforcement agency
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Indigo business firm
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Boyish milk masturbator
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Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Spectacular casino
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hairraiser coldplay fan
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Vibrant step-uncle's house generalized bond
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
big internal respiration space
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Charcoal Disgusting Boiling Water Area
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/09/14
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clear nubile azn
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
slap-happy umber ladyboy
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Supple resort
  10/09/14
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Charcoal Disgusting Boiling Water Area
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free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/09/14
180
orchid elastic band
  10/09/14
180
deranged dog poop house
  10/09/14
180^180
Violet parlour
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gaped hall
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Violet parlour
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Indigo business firm
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
slap-happy umber ladyboy
  10/09/14
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Violet parlour
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
haunting twisted church building
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/09/14
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Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
stimulating market
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
slippery walnut senate affirmative action
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Twinkling indirect expression persian
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Transparent maniacal kitty cat
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
appetizing becky
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/08/16
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sooty deep set
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
?
Aphrodisiac well-lubricated address tank
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
diverse gay piazza
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
hyperactive orange clown halford
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Frozen exciting turdskin
  10/11/14
180
Fluffy dashing idea he suggested ratface
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Hateful confused fanboi
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Mentally impaired native
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Violet parlour
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Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
hairraiser coldplay fan
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
hairraiser coldplay fan
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Hateful confused fanboi
  10/09/14
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
slap-happy umber ladyboy
  10/09/14
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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And 10/10 xo women
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
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It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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zippy school
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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Boyish milk masturbator
  10/09/14
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frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Peach principal's office
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/09/14
lol
haunting twisted church building
  10/09/14
180
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
lmao
contagious hot feces
  10/09/14
tyft
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
Lol
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
...
Domesticated lascivious gas station blood rage
  10/09/14
This is good.
red menage
  10/09/14
180 billion
Hateful confused fanboi
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Ungodly mediation
  10/09/14
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Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Smoky Rehab
  10/10/14
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gaped hall
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
tan box office gaming laptop
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
odious gold wrinkle toilet seat
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Carmine Dingle Berry
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Filthy bat shit crazy half-breed temple
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Seedy mad cow disease
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Milky tanning salon
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cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
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Seedy mad cow disease
  10/09/14
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Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
talking multi-billionaire
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
red menage
  10/09/14
titcr
Seedy mad cow disease
  10/09/14
...
red menage
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
haunting twisted church building
  10/09/14
...
gaped hall
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
hyperactive orange clown halford
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Turquoise Psychic Stage
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
haunting twisted church building
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Spectacular casino
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
red menage
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
passionate kitchen
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
flushed swashbuckling travel guidebook
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Apoplectic cuck keepsake machete
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Milky tanning salon
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/09/14
...
slap-happy umber ladyboy
  10/10/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
...
Seedy mad cow disease
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
...
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/09/14
...
obsidian crackhouse
  10/12/14
1800000000
offensive immigrant lodge
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
haunting twisted church building
  10/09/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
Loling hard
red menage
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
zippy school
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
jet bateful university
  10/09/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
flushed swashbuckling travel guidebook
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
fuckk me
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/09/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Seedy mad cow disease
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
insane garrison
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
diverse gay piazza
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
zippy school
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
haunting twisted church building
  10/09/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Ungodly mediation
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/09/14
...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/10/14
...
Hateful confused fanboi
  10/09/14
i could see it
Mentally impaired native
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Crusty cocky abode sex offender
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Violet parlour
  10/09/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Electric Puppy
  06/27/16
...
Know-it-all potus
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
kink-friendly stag film weed whacker
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
wonderful hospital
  10/10/14
WTF?
contagious hot feces
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
contagious hot feces
  10/10/14
...
Mentally impaired native
  10/10/14
120
offensive immigrant lodge
  10/10/14
post the pic again
diverse gay piazza
  10/10/14
...
red menage
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/10/14
...
frum costumed theater stage sandwich
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Spectacular casino
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Spectacular casino
  10/10/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
fighting fragrant digit ratio
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
hyperactive orange clown halford
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Charcoal Disgusting Boiling Water Area
  10/10/14
...
Glittery green organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Mind-boggling Brunch Gaping
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Mentally impaired native
  10/10/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/10/14
...
red menage
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
excitant aquamarine gunner
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Mentally impaired native
  10/10/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
red menage
  10/10/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Duck-like Histrionic Pervert
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Spectacular casino
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
appetizing becky
  10/10/14
180
Burgundy laughsome den
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
rebellious striped hyena
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
appetizing becky
  10/10/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Violet parlour
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Bonkers Plaza Legend
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
haunting twisted church building
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Violet parlour
  10/10/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Violet parlour
  10/10/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Mind-boggling Brunch Gaping
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Fishy heady mental disorder
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
sienna depressive
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
omg
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
galvanic bright roast beef location
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Know-it-all potus
  10/11/14
...
Mentally impaired native
  10/11/14
...
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
motley juggernaut rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
irate yellow national
  10/18/14
...
Snowy Son Of Senegal Cruise Ship
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
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  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
amber site
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Maroon church marketing idea
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Maroon church marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
stimulating market
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
Glittery green organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
lmfao
big internal respiration space
  10/11/14
amazing
lilac orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
red menage
  10/11/14
180
haunting twisted church building
  10/11/14
...
slap-happy umber ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
flickering lay
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
Seriously.
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
amber site
  10/11/14
...
motley juggernaut rigpig
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
fiercely-loyal coiffed candlestick maker
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
orchid elastic band
  03/28/16
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Rambunctious Parlor Regret
  10/11/14
...
claret hell
  10/11/14
...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
plz poast
aromatic magenta ape state
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
claret hell
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
zippy school
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
For the love of god
red menage
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
primrose deer antler goal in life
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
zippy school
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
red menage
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Glittery green organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
lol 180
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
cracking outnumbered hunting ground shrine
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Bistre Stock Car
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Irradiated philosopher-king foreskin
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Irradiated philosopher-king foreskin
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Indigo business firm
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Razzle-dazzle theatre genital piercing
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
(evan39)
offensive immigrant lodge
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Razzle-dazzle theatre genital piercing
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
trip slate dilemma
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Bistre Stock Car
  10/11/14
...
zippy school
  10/11/14
cr
Titillating bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Amen.
purple indian lodge prole
  10/11/14
lol cr
Twinkling indirect expression persian
  10/11/14
...
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/11/14
180
Carnelian disturbing trust fund stain
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
180 headpube roommate
  10/11/14
...
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
high-end athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
red menage
  10/11/14
...
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
offensive immigrant lodge
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
lol
submissive exhilarant center people who are hurt
  10/11/14
underrated
Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
...
arousing narrow-minded pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
red menage
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/11/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
lol
Dark insecure stead jew
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Know-it-all potus
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Razzle scarlet range
  10/11/14
...
cerebral codepig
  10/11/14
180
Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman
  10/11/14
180
Indigo business firm
  10/11/14
180
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
...
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Hairless adventurous corner gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
big-titted shitlib property
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
low-t rigor
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Mentally impaired native
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
180
Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
passionate kitchen
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
coral point
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
Go on...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
...
passionate kitchen
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
chapel
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
coral point
  10/11/14
Yessir.
chapel
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
motley juggernaut rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
topaz cruel-hearted place of business main people
  10/12/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
...
arousing narrow-minded pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
galvanic bright roast beef location
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
coral point
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Boyish milk masturbator
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Indigo business firm
  10/11/14
...
sticky new version queen of the night
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
legal warrant
  10/11/14
...
sticky new version queen of the night
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
...
Mentally impaired native
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Domesticated lascivious gas station blood rage
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
galvanic bright roast beef location
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
passionate kitchen
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
talking multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Indecent Arrogant Filthpig
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Rambunctious Parlor Regret
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Rambunctious Parlor Regret
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
diverse gay piazza
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
Oh my
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
omg
Copper violent giraffe
  10/11/14
...
scourge upon the earth laser beams
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
...
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
haunting twisted church building
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Copper violent giraffe
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
mint office
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Saffron wagecucks
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
appetizing becky
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
windowlicker
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Hideous Brass Community Account Selfie
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Fishy heady mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
obsidian crackhouse
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
rebellious striped hyena
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
emerald mother locale
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Frozen exciting turdskin
  10/11/14
wtf
misanthropic background story heaven
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
chrome fantasy-prone party of the first part
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Fishy heady mental disorder
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
chrome fantasy-prone party of the first part
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Razzle scarlet range
  10/11/14
...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
appetizing becky
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
coral point
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Burgundy laughsome den
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
coral point
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Fishy heady mental disorder
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
mint office
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
coral point
  10/11/14
...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
passionate kitchen
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
mint office
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
Violet parlour
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Razzle scarlet range
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
...
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
idiotic liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann
  11/21/15
...
chapel
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
gtfo
zippy school
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
bearded factory reset button
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency
  10/11/14
?
Milky tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
pale corn cake telephone
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Buck-toothed Mood
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
offensive immigrant lodge
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Buck-toothed Mood
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Copper violent giraffe
  10/11/14
...
pale corn cake telephone
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
adulterous
  10/11/14
lol
free-loading geriatric forum ceo
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/12/14
180
macaca
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/11/14
120
pink nowag international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Spectacular casino
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
partner
  10/12/14
...
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Ungodly mediation
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/12/14
...
Rambunctious Parlor Regret
  12/06/14
...
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Tantric alcoholic
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
chocolate french chef
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/12/14
Well!?
Domesticated lascivious gas station blood rage
  10/12/14
...
concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry
  10/12/14
plz respond
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Aphrodisiac well-lubricated address tank
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
motley juggernaut rigpig
  10/12/14
Well?
rebellious striped hyena
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
khaki
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Milky tanning salon
  10/12/14
180000000
Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman
  10/12/14
??
contagious hot feces
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Crimson
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
haunting twisted church building
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
K, ty.
haunting twisted church building
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
haunting twisted church building
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
zippy school
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Milky tanning salon
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
Spectacular casino
  10/12/14
...
Hideous Brass Community Account Selfie
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
chapel
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Bistre Stock Car
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Ungodly mediation
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
high-end athletic conference
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
offensive immigrant lodge
  10/12/14
please continue
arousing narrow-minded pisswyrm
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Vermilion vivacious preventive strike
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
chapel
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Lime
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
Violet parlour
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Violet parlour
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
pearl alcoholic cumskin
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
pearl alcoholic cumskin
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Maroon church marketing idea
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Lime
  10/12/14
ty
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Lime
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
pearl alcoholic cumskin
  10/12/14
And scene.
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/12/14
nigger
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
pearl alcoholic cumskin
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
Irradiated philosopher-king foreskin
  10/12/14
...
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
...
Fishy heady mental disorder
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
high-end athletic conference
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
crawly bipolar degenerate coffee pot
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
Post 600!
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
painfully honest flesh alpha water buffalo
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
misanthropic background story heaven
  10/12/14
You don't?
Supple resort
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/12/14
...
chapel
  10/12/14
wtf
Violet parlour
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Violet parlour
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/12/14
...
partner
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
flickering lay
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
mint office
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Marvelous Mustard Kitty
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
flickering lay
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Greedy talented theater crotch
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Mentally impaired native
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
hyperactive orange clown halford
  10/12/14
...
low-t rigor
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
flushed swashbuckling travel guidebook
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Charismatic whorehouse
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Violet parlour
  10/12/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
idiotic liquid oxygen
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
emerald mother locale
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Lime
  10/12/14
...
French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann
  11/21/15
...
angry translucent old irish cottage
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
erotic startled really tough guy pit
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Know-it-all potus
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Bossy henna ticket booth
  10/13/14
180, ty.
haunting twisted church building
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
plum reading party
  10/12/14
180
mauve hairy legs
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
White
  10/31/16
...
French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
cordovan doctorate
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
ruddy
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
big-titted shitlib property
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
mint office
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
hyperactive orange clown halford
  10/12/14
titc analysis
irate yellow national
  10/18/14
...
French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
rebellious striped hyena
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
zippy school
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
obsidian crackhouse
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Razzle scarlet range
  10/13/14
?
obsidian crackhouse
  10/13/14
...
cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit
  10/27/14
...
Lime
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
appetizing becky
  12/06/14
...
Violet parlour
  04/07/15
...
big-titted shitlib property
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
overrated balding knife
  04/22/15
...
contagious hot feces
  05/17/15
...
garnet dysfunction
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting
  08/18/15
update?
  10/06/15
...
jade hominid
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Lime
  10/11/15
...
Copper violent giraffe
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Internet-worthy love of her life
  10/12/15
bump
Milky tanning salon
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
shivering pea-brained death wish
  11/25/15
...
Violet parlour
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Violet parlour
  12/27/15
...
garnet dysfunction
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
poppy
  03/10/16
...
Filthy bat shit crazy half-breed temple
  03/28/16
...
Thirsty Curious Nursing Home Newt
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Unholy
  06/27/16
...
obsidian crackhouse
  08/21/16
...
Crystalline idiot
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Violet parlour
  08/22/16
...
self-absorbed tattoo
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
nudist
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
silver friendly grandma yarmulke
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
nudist
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
self-absorbed tattoo
  09/13/16
...
Boyish milk masturbator
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
self-absorbed tattoo
  09/13/16
Game of ""
doobsian nibblets private investor
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
self-absorbed tattoo
  09/13/16
...
Light associate
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Crystalline idiot
  09/13/16
...
jade hominid
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Ultramarine Patrolman
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
hyperactive orange clown halford
  10/31/16
:-)
mischievous circlehead
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Violet parlour
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
mischievous circlehead
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Onyx Volcanic Crater
  10/31/16
...
French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann
  10/09/18
...
low-t rigor
  11/21/16
...
Violet parlour
  01/10/17
...
wine trump supporter
  02/04/17
...
low-t rigor
  02/04/17
...
mischievous circlehead
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
  02/04/17
...
mischievous circlehead
  02/04/17
...
mischievous circlehead
  02/04/17
...
Onyx Volcanic Crater
  02/05/17
...
mischievous circlehead
  02/08/17
...
sinister useless twinkling uncleanness
  06/28/17
...
Bespoke
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
Sable Therapy
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
infuriating
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
galvanic bright roast beef location
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
ivory faggotry
  12/18/17
...
Splenetic black woman
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
chest-beating effete goyim
  01/06/18
...
Light associate
  02/06/18
...
lilac orchestra pit
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Onyx Volcanic Crater
  10/06/18
4 year bump
Sable Therapy
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Sexy Quadroon Chad
  10/09/18
...
deranged dog poop house
  10/17/18
...
shaky haunted graveyard
  05/19/19
...
Snowy Son Of Senegal Cruise Ship
  05/19/19
...
mint office
  10/14/19
...
Violet parlour
  05/05/20
...
buff
  06/28/20
...
puce messiness
  06/29/20
...
mint office
  07/10/20
...
Transparent maniacal kitty cat
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
opaque bat-shit-crazy boistinker
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
police squad
  10/10/20
TITCR
Startling Antidepressant Drug
  02/17/21
...
Sexy Quadroon Chad
  10/08/21
...
Demanding dopamine
  02/17/21
...
mint office
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Turquoise Psychic Stage
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
learning disabled amethyst
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
learning disabled amethyst
  10/11/21
...
Sexy Quadroon Chad
  10/07/22
...
Federal brethren
  12/02/21
...
cerise voyeur
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
lavender toaster
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
nudist
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
lake dragon
  10/10/22
...
Federal brethren
  10/10/22
...
Grizzly Karate
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Federal brethren
  11/23/22
...
talking multi-billionaire
  05/06/23
...
Jet-lagged embarrassed to the bone
  05/06/23
Time flies
frisky
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Internet-worthy love of her life
  05/06/23
...
cerise voyeur
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
lavender toaster
  10/09/23
...
Thirsty Curious Nursing Home Newt
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
dun jewess
  10/09/23
...
Onyx Volcanic Crater
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
sapphire fat ankles
  10/20/23
...
Onyx Volcanic Crater
  10/20/23
...
mischievous circlehead
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
yapping incel
  10/20/23
...
Federal brethren
  10/20/23
...
Sexy Quadroon Chad
  10/20/23
...
sepia cuckold
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Harsh
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
talking multi-billionaire
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
angry translucent old irish cottage
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
learning disabled amethyst
  10/13/25
...
impertinent beady-eyed stage faggot firefighter
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Indigo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: blathering field pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sanctuary mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Indigo business firm

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house generalized bond

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Dead drab station sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: blathering field pistol

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Dead drab station sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Patrolman

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: gaped hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: contagious hot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Vigorous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: floppy public bath sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: irate yellow national

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Thirsty Curious Nursing Home Newt

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed stage faggot firefighter



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: stirring institution personal credit line

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: stirring institution personal credit line

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Hilarious double fault

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: low-t rigor

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: flirting racy trailer park jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: comical spot electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: pink nowag international law enforcement agency

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Indigo business firm

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: hairraiser coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Vibrant step-uncle's house generalized bond

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: big internal respiration space

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Charcoal Disgusting Boiling Water Area

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: clear nubile azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: slap-happy umber ladyboy

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Supple resort

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Disgusting Boiling Water Area

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: orchid elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: deranged dog poop house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Violet parlour

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: gaped hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Violet parlour

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Violet parlour

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Indigo business firm

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: slap-happy umber ladyboy

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: stimulating market

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: slippery walnut senate affirmative action

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Twinkling indirect expression persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Transparent maniacal kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: appetizing becky

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: sooty deep set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac well-lubricated address tank

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: diverse gay piazza

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: hyperactive orange clown halford

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Frozen exciting turdskin

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Fluffy dashing idea he suggested ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Hateful confused fanboi

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: hairraiser coldplay fan

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: hairraiser coldplay fan

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Hateful confused fanboi

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: slap-happy umber ladyboy

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: zippy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Peach principal's office

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: contagious hot feces

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Violet parlour

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious gas station blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: red menage

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Hateful confused fanboi

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Ungodly mediation

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Smoky Rehab

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: gaped hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: tan box office gaming laptop

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: odious gold wrinkle toilet seat

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Carmine Dingle Berry

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Filthy bat shit crazy half-breed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Seedy mad cow disease

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Milky tanning salon

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Seedy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: talking multi-billionaire

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: red menage

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Seedy mad cow disease

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: red menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Violet parlour

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: gaped hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: hyperactive orange clown halford

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Turquoise Psychic Stage

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Violet parlour

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Violet parlour

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: red menage

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: passionate kitchen

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: flushed swashbuckling travel guidebook

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic cuck keepsake machete

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Milky tanning salon

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: slap-happy umber ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Seedy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: obsidian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: offensive immigrant lodge

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: red menage

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: zippy school

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: jet bateful university

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: flushed swashbuckling travel guidebook

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Seedy mad cow disease

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: insane garrison

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: diverse gay piazza

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: zippy school

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Ungodly mediation

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Hateful confused fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Crusty cocky abode sex offender

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Violet parlour

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Electric Puppy

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Know-it-all potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly stag film weed whacker

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: wonderful hospital

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: contagious hot feces

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: contagious hot feces

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Mentally impaired native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: offensive immigrant lodge

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: diverse gay piazza

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: red menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: frum costumed theater stage sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: fighting fragrant digit ratio

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: hyperactive orange clown halford

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Charcoal Disgusting Boiling Water Area

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Glittery green organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brunch Gaping

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: red menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: excitant aquamarine gunner

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: red menage

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Histrionic Pervert

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: appetizing becky

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Burgundy laughsome den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: rebellious striped hyena

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: appetizing becky

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Violet parlour

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Bonkers Plaza Legend

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Violet parlour

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Violet parlour

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brunch Gaping

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Fishy heady mental disorder

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: sienna depressive

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: galvanic bright roast beef location

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all potus

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: motley juggernaut rigpig

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: irate yellow national

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Snowy Son Of Senegal Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: amber site

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Maroon church marketing idea

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Maroon church marketing idea

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Spectacular casino

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: stimulating market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Glittery green organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: big internal respiration space

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: lilac orchestra pit

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: red menage

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: slap-happy umber ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: flickering lay

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: amber site

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: motley juggernaut rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal coiffed candlestick maker

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: orchid elastic band

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlor Regret

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: claret hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: aromatic magenta ape state

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: claret hell

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: zippy school

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: red menage

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Spectacular casino

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: primrose deer antler goal in life

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: zippy school

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: red menage

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Glittery green organic girlfriend

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: cracking outnumbered hunting ground shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Bistre Stock Car

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Irradiated philosopher-king foreskin

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Irradiated philosopher-king foreskin

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Indigo business firm

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre genital piercing

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: offensive immigrant lodge

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theatre genital piercing

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: trip slate dilemma

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Bistre Stock Car

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: zippy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Titillating bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: purple indian lodge prole

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Twinkling indirect expression persian

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: high-end athletic conference

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: high-end athletic conference

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: high-end athletic conference

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Carnelian disturbing trust fund stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: 180 headpube roommate

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Violet parlour

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: red menage

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: offensive immigrant lodge

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: submissive exhilarant center people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Provocative salmon school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: arousing narrow-minded pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: red menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Dark insecure stead jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all potus

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle scarlet range

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: cerebral codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Indigo business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Hairless adventurous corner gay wizard

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: big-titted shitlib property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: low-t rigor

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: passionate kitchen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: coral point

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Spectacular casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Violet parlour

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: passionate kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  chapel

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Spectacular casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: coral point

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  chapel

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: motley juggernaut rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: topaz cruel-hearted place of business main people

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: arousing narrow-minded pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic bright roast beef location

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: coral point

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Indigo business firm

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: sticky new version queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  legal warrant

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: sticky new version queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Violet parlour

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Domesticated lascivious gas station blood rage

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: galvanic bright roast beef location

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: passionate kitchen

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: talking multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Indecent Arrogant Filthpig

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Parlor Regret

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious Parlor Regret

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  windowlicker

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: diverse gay piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Copper violent giraffe

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Copper violent giraffe

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  mint office

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Saffron wagecucks

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: appetizing becky

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  windowlicker

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Hideous Brass Community Account Selfie

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Fishy heady mental disorder

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: obsidian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: rebellious striped hyena

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: emerald mother locale

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Frozen exciting turdskin

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: misanthropic background story heaven

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: chrome fantasy-prone party of the first part

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Fishy heady mental disorder

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: chrome fantasy-prone party of the first part

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Razzle scarlet range

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: appetizing becky

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: coral point

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Burgundy laughsome den

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: coral point

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Fishy heady mental disorder

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  mint office

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: coral point

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: passionate kitchen

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  mint office

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Razzle scarlet range

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: idiotic liquid oxygen

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: zippy school

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  bearded factory reset button

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Thriller insanely creepy bbw national security agency

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Milky tanning salon

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: pale corn cake telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mood

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: offensive immigrant lodge

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mood

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Copper violent giraffe

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: pale corn cake telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: adulterous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: free-loading geriatric forum ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: pink nowag international law enforcement agency

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  partner

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Ungodly mediation

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious Parlor Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Tantric alcoholic

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: chocolate french chef

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Domesticated lascivious gas station blood rage

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: concupiscible bisexual home cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac well-lubricated address tank

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: motley juggernaut rigpig

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: rebellious striped hyena

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  khaki

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Milky tanning salon

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Maize vengeful lettuce skinny woman

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: contagious hot feces

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Crimson

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: haunting twisted church building

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: haunting twisted church building

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: haunting twisted church building

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: zippy school

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Milky tanning salon

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Spectacular casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Hideous Brass Community Account Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  chapel

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Bistre Stock Car

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Ungodly mediation

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: offensive immigrant lodge

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: arousing narrow-minded pisswyrm

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious preventive strike

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  chapel

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Lime

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Violet parlour

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: pearl alcoholic cumskin

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: pearl alcoholic cumskin

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Maroon church marketing idea

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Lime

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Lime

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: pearl alcoholic cumskin

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: pearl alcoholic cumskin

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Irradiated philosopher-king foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Fishy heady mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: high-end athletic conference

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: crawly bipolar degenerate coffee pot

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: painfully honest flesh alpha water buffalo

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: misanthropic background story heaven

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Supple resort

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Violet parlour

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Violet parlour

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: flickering lay

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  mint office

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Mustard Kitty

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: flickering lay

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Greedy talented theater crotch

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired native

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: hyperactive orange clown halford

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: low-t rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: flushed swashbuckling travel guidebook

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Violet parlour

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: idiotic liquid oxygen

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: emerald mother locale

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Abnormal library mad-dog skullcap

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Lime

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: angry translucent old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: erotic startled really tough guy pit

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all potus

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Bossy henna ticket booth

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: haunting twisted church building

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: plum reading party

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: mauve hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  White

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: cordovan doctorate

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  ruddy

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: big-titted shitlib property

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  mint office

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: hyperactive orange clown halford

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: irate yellow national

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: rebellious striped hyena

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: zippy school

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: obsidian crackhouse

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle scarlet range

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: obsidian crackhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: cream multi-colored pocket flask hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Lime



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: appetizing becky

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: big-titted shitlib property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: overrated balding knife

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: contagious hot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pozpig famous landscape painting

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: 

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: jade hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Lime

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Copper violent giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy love of her life

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Milky tanning salon

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: shivering pea-brained death wish

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Violet parlour

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: poppy

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Filthy bat shit crazy half-breed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Thirsty Curious Nursing Home Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Unholy

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: obsidian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Crystalline idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Violet parlour

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: nudist

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: silver friendly grandma yarmulke

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: nudist

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed tattoo

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Boyish milk masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed tattoo

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: doobsian nibblets private investor

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed tattoo

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Light associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Crystalline idiot

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: jade hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Patrolman

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: hyperactive orange clown halford

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Violet parlour

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Onyx Volcanic Crater

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: French Iridescent Round Eye Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: low-t rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  wine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: low-t rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: 

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Onyx Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548870)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32573656)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: sinister useless twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Bespoke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Sable Therapy

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  infuriating

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: 

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: galvanic bright roast beef location

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: ivory faggotry

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Splenetic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: chest-beating effete goyim

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Light associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: lilac orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Onyx Volcanic Crater

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Sable Therapy

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Sexy Quadroon Chad

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: deranged dog poop house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#37046584)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  shaky haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38256413)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Snowy Son Of Senegal Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38257003)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  mint office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Violet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: buff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: puce messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  mint office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Transparent maniacal kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: opaque bat-shit-crazy boistinker

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084634)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  police squad

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Startling Antidepressant Drug

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Sexy Quadroon Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Demanding dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963677)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  mint office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Turquoise Psychic Stage

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: learning disabled amethyst

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: learning disabled amethyst

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Sexy Quadroon Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297237)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Federal brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  cerise voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  lavender toaster

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: nudist

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  lake dragon

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Federal brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Grizzly Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49346769)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Federal brethren

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: talking multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276193)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged embarrassed to the bone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: frisky

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy love of her life

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author:  cerise voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  lavender toaster

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905917)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Thirsty Curious Nursing Home Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: dun jewess

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Onyx Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  sapphire fat ankles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Onyx Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962948)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: mischievous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962972)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  yapping incel

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962933)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Federal brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Sexy Quadroon Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46963013)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: sepia cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  Harsh

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193551)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: cowardly meetinghouse useless brakes

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: talking multi-billionaire

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194099)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: angry translucent old irish cottage

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: learning disabled amethyst

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed stage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49533771)