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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Outnumbered Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit Kitty Cat It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Floppy station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Hairraiser Goal In Life Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Supple beta heaven blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: internet-worthy cocky kitchen did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: galvanic toaster "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Concupiscible nofapping gas station (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: territorial nowag "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: buff hominid queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Filthy primrose stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: claret racy locale karate (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Outnumbered Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Idiotic Whorehouse Filthpig who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Outnumbered Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit Kitty Cat Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Idiotic Whorehouse Filthpig whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Outnumbered Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit Kitty Cat CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Sienna hairless native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Beady-eyed range selfie 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal resort "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Sienna hairless native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: cracking plum stag film dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2)#49335487) |