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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetichus, believed themselves to be the most ancient of mankind. Since Psammetichus, however, made an attempt to discover who were actually the primitive race, they have been of opinion that while they surpass all other nations, the Phrygians surpass them in antiquity. This king, finding it impossible to make out by dint of inquiry what men were the most ancient, contrived the following method of discovery:- He took two children of the common sort, and gave them over to a herdsman to bring up at his folds, strictly charging him to let no one utter a word in their presence, but to keep them in a sequestered cottage, and from time to time introduce goats to their apartment, see that they got their fill of milk, and in all other respects look after them. His object herein was to know, after the indistinct babblings of infancy were over, what word they would first articulate. It happened as he had anticipated. The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "Becos." When this first happened the herdsman took no notice; but afterwards when he observed, on coming often to see after them, that the word was constantly in their mouths, he informed his lord, and by his command brought the children into his presence. Psammetichus then himself heard them say the word, upon which he proceeded to make inquiry what people there was who called anything "becos," and hereupon he learnt that "becos" was the Phrygian name for bread. In consideration of this circumstance the Egyptians yielded their claims, and admitted the greater antiquity of the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31285698) |
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Well-lubricated Sanctuary The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "XOXO." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31285709) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:22 PM Author: cruel-hearted confused step-uncle's house THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE
One day, at the beginning of a lesson at the academy, an arrogant lecturer strolled up to his podium and began to speak. "If Jove and the Pantheon be real, then may they strike me down before the sands of this hourglass reverse!"
The lecturer held the hourglass forward, and the acolytes observed as its sands ran down into the bottom chamber.
Then, just as the last grains were about to empty, an acolyte leaped up and ran to the podium, giving the lecturer a mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.
"You fool!" cried the lecturer. "Why did you do that!"
"Jove is busy protecting our legions in Parthia," he replied, "so he sent me."
The arrogant lecturer sobbed bitterly upon the floor as the other acolytes cheered and began a feast of wine and garum.
The lecturer... was dishonorable rogue Gaius Cossutius, the notorious brigand and criminal who drowned by the weight of the gold he had stolen from temples while escaping across the Tiber. And the student... was the great emperor Vespasian, founder of the Flavian dynasty. |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: vivacious plum friendly grandma legal warrant cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31285830) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: out-of-control rebellious center ratface And the lecturer was Albert Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31287093) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: fiercely-loyal idiotic azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437616) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Dun Dashing Menage People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437617) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: talented bronze corn cake doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437648) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:01 PM Author: Seedy Floppy Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437691) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:07 PM Author: chartreuse gunner 993829283839373 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437727) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: Fantasy-prone House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437759) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: Ocher vengeful theater I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437762) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:57 PM Author: Arousing jewess milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#40245192) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: brass thirsty international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#45259013) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:09 PM Author: Slap-happy lavender base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#46326734) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: peach love of her life CLXXX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#46327057) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: Soul-stirring ruby institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#48279483) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: adventurous magenta turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#49422162) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#49489931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:29 PM Author: laughsome violent genital piercing kitty Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European root that resulted in the English word "bake" i.e. bread is baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31285845) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: bat shit crazy misanthropic feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437614) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: talented bronze corn cake doctorate Why did u delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437704) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:09 PM Author: laughsome violent genital piercing kitty he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:16 PM Author: bat shit crazy misanthropic feces on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right now i'm so baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437765) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31287082) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Spruce bull headed trailer park pervert I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, the way governments build large hadron colliders and shit these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31287127) |
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Date: August 29th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#31291371) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437593) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: Exhilarant bright heaven It's a pretty lulzy meme that these kinds of language deprivation experiments get carried out every few hundred years and usually end in the death of the subjects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437606) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: Dun Dashing Menage People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437620) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:59 PM Author: Ruddy indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437684) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:13 PM Author: Fantasy-prone House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437756) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:28 PM Author: talented bronze corn cake doctorate Wonder what their internal monologue is like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#39437798) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:55 PM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#40245179) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:23 PM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#44197984) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: aromatic avocado range PS he was right about the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#45258989) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:11 PM Author: laughsome violent genital piercing kitty . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#46326740) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: adventurous magenta turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#48279460) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: rose aphrodisiac field mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#49223703) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Jared Baumeister is a cow who welches on bets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#49489923) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2)#49489932) |