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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
House-broken Turdskin Nibblets
  11/22/17
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balding provocative mediation
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
comical box office kitty cat
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
comical box office kitty cat
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Blue mad-dog skullcap library
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
stubborn opaque resort
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
Topaz wonderful theater stage nowag
  11/22/17
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Pontificating 180 gaming laptop
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Jet Center
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
lilac den trump supporter
  11/22/17
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hyperventilating space
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
emerald feces
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
comical box office kitty cat
  11/22/17
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ocher spectacular public bath dingle berry
  11/22/17
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Topaz wonderful theater stage nowag
  11/22/17
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Jet Center
  11/22/17
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violent beady-eyed incel
  11/22/17
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autistic internal respiration
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Jet Center
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
razzle wagecucks
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
razzle wagecucks
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
Topaz wonderful theater stage nowag
  11/22/17
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Hairless Trip Skinny Woman
  11/22/17
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milky quadroon
  11/22/17
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autistic internal respiration
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
impertinent trailer park persian
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
useless international law enforcement agency
  11/22/17
(money haver)
crimson irate theatre pocket flask
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
aquamarine really tough guy point
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
razzle wagecucks
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
unholy locale cuckold
  11/22/17
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Walnut Stimulating Cruise Ship Goal In Life
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
Hairless Trip Skinny Woman
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
ebony mexican meetinghouse
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
autistic internal respiration
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
crimson irate theatre pocket flask
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
autistic internal respiration
  11/22/17
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Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: House-broken Turdskin Nibblets

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: balding provocative mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: comical box office kitty cat

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: comical box office kitty cat

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Blue mad-dog skullcap library

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: stubborn opaque resort

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Topaz wonderful theater stage nowag

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Pontificating 180 gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Jet Center

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: lilac den trump supporter

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: emerald feces

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: comical box office kitty cat

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: ocher spectacular public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Topaz wonderful theater stage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Jet Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: violent beady-eyed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: autistic internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Jet Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Topaz wonderful theater stage nowag

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Hairless Trip Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: milky quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: autistic internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: impertinent trailer park persian

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: useless international law enforcement agency

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: crimson irate theatre pocket flask

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: aquamarine really tough guy point

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: unholy locale cuckold

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Walnut Stimulating Cruise Ship Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Hairless Trip Skinny Woman

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: ebony mexican meetinghouse

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: autistic internal respiration

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: crimson irate theatre pocket flask

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: autistic internal respiration

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Bright bat shit crazy crackhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2)#49220312)