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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Electric location hairy legs



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: bateful corner goal in life

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: fragrant mad-dog skullcap

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: dashing stage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: alcoholic crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Peach base tank

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: amethyst cocky psychic haunted graveyard

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: fragrant mad-dog skullcap

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: overrated appetizing rehab

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: ungodly area azn



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy lettuce dopamine

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Godawful vigorous liquid oxygen

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired flesh national



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Godawful vigorous liquid oxygen

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Bistre electric furnace

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Puce arousing theater codepig



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Godawful vigorous liquid oxygen

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Hideous histrionic bawdyhouse

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Burgundy site



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Drab Range Blood Rage

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Cream big filthpig

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Godawful vigorous liquid oxygen

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Godawful vigorous liquid oxygen

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Burgundy site



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Drab Range Blood Rage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Puce arousing theater codepig

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: stimulating school cafeteria

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Godawful vigorous liquid oxygen



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: pale toaster round eye

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Very tactful cerise masturbator milk

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: diverse mustard senate puppy



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: vivacious sadistic headpube

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring menage jap

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Metal Hospital



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Purple Curious Lodge



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: bateful corner goal in life



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: amber razzmatazz striped hyena

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: overrated appetizing rehab



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling gunner shrine

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: pale toaster round eye



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