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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Scarlet excitant dopamine area
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Cream legal warrant jewess
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Scarlet excitant dopamine area
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Heady blue background story
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Motley juggernaut
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
adventurous lay
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
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God I fucking hate you
adventurous lay
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
adventurous lay
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Heady blue background story
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
adventurous lay
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
adventurous lay
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Heady blue background story
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Heady blue background story
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Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Scarlet excitant dopamine area



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Cream legal warrant jewess

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Scarlet excitant dopamine area

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Motley juggernaut

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: lavender zippy native

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: arousing claret scourge upon the earth lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: sickened clear senate toaster



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Rusted wonderful circlehead locus



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: zombie-like market



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: umber deranged business firm

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated cracking faggotry



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: slippery self-centered center



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated cracking faggotry



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: maize church building hominid

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: arousing claret scourge upon the earth lodge



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: glassy church coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated cracking faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring laser beams

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Autistic Aromatic Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: sickened clear senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: adventurous lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: adventurous lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Cream legal warrant jewess

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: adventurous lay

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: adventurous lay

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: adventurous lay

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: adventurous lay

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: adventurous lay

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Infuriating Territorial Hall Prole

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Infuriating Territorial Hall Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Passionate rambunctious sex offender feces

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Heady blue background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Vigorous abode

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: laughsome amber ticket booth round eye



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: supple international law enforcement agency

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Flushed Odious Gaming Laptop Hunting Ground

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Magical hairraiser trailer park lettuce



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: laughsome amber ticket booth round eye

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Talented gas station liquid oxygen

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: umber deranged business firm

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: lavender zippy native

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: stirring masturbator

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: adventurous lay



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Passionate rambunctious sex offender feces

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Heady blue background story

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2)#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: saffron marvelous locale becky



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