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Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  07/02/19
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Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Motley insane plaza
  12/20/20
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Abnormal dingle berry boistinker
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Razzle-dazzle field windowlicker
  08/21/19
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Flickering iridescent lay pisswyrm
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Aquamarine Well-lubricated Dilemma Rigor
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Provocative multi-billionaire
  08/21/19
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grizzly soggy center
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Umber Location Kitty
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Razzle-dazzle field windowlicker
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Provocative multi-billionaire
  08/21/19
emergency money
Razzle-dazzle field windowlicker
  08/21/19
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Buff slippery patrolman
  09/01/19
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orange box office messiness
  03/06/20
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orange box office messiness
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
passionate property
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
bull headed sable parlor personal credit line
  09/01/19
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Buff slippery patrolman
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Aquamarine Well-lubricated Dilemma Rigor
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
grizzly soggy center
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Concupiscible Becky Main People
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
offensive stirring nibblets piazza
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
supple office stock car
  09/10/21
great thread
splenetic rigpig
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  04/10/23
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Abnormal dingle berry boistinker
  04/10/23
i love men
splenetic rigpig
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
bull headed sable parlor personal credit line
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Tripping National Security Agency
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Garnet orchestra pit crotch
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Motley insane plaza

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Abnormal dingle berry boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle field windowlicker

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Flickering iridescent lay pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Aquamarine Well-lubricated Dilemma Rigor

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Provocative multi-billionaire

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: grizzly soggy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Umber Location Kitty

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle field windowlicker

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Provocative multi-billionaire

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle field windowlicker

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Buff slippery patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: orange box office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: orange box office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: passionate property

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: bull headed sable parlor personal credit line

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Buff slippery patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine Well-lubricated Dilemma Rigor

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: grizzly soggy center

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Becky Main People

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: offensive stirring nibblets piazza

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: supple office stock car

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: splenetic rigpig

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Abnormal dingle berry boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: splenetic rigpig

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: bull headed sable parlor personal credit line

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Tripping National Security Agency

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Garnet orchestra pit crotch

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2)#49264493)