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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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Lemon Greedy French Chef
  03/06/20
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she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Concupiscible sickened fanboi
  03/07/20
It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midw...
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beta dragon
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Lemon Greedy French Chef

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Indecent vibrant deer antler

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: dead parlor

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready vermilion theater stage cuckoldry



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy aphrodisiac native pisswyrm



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mustard Set Legal Warrant



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Lemon Greedy French Chef



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: learning disabled brunch

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Carmine field private investor



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready vermilion theater stage cuckoldry

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: learning disabled brunch

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Diverse alpha nibblets

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: vigorous hall volcanic crater



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: cowardly market psychic



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: glittery red shitlib heaven



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: glittery red shitlib heaven



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: galvanic mood

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: Primrose arrogant space



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible sickened fanboi



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Indecent vibrant deer antler

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: poppy faggotry goyim

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: beta dragon



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: unhinged temple sandwich

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible sickened fanboi

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: boyish halford



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Insane razzle-dazzle menage

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: beta dragon



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: Startled Ticket Booth Pistol

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz scourge upon the earth

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Cyan harsh lettuce

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2)#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: maroon lodge



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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