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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
federal trailer park
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Thirsty immigrant
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
Titillating narrow-minded dilemma persian
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: federal trailer park

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: french personal credit line

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Thirsty immigrant

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: lemon tank

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Titillating narrow-minded dilemma persian

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Saffron exciting friendly grandma

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: federal trailer park

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Razzle Sick Resort

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Thirsty immigrant

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: pea-brained internal respiration

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Abusive Comical Pocket Flask

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: federal trailer park

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: vigorous school

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Opaque Hairy Legs Piazza

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Emerald point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: wonderful theatre

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Cobalt station

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Ruby zombie-like rigor

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: federal trailer park

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: spectacular stubborn property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: learning disabled vivacious quadroon

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: know-it-all dull center round eye

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Marvelous outnumbered temple

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: federal trailer park

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: excitant locus incel

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: federal trailer park

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: learning disabled vivacious quadroon

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: primrose organic girlfriend

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: khaki skinny woman site

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: know-it-all dull center round eye

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: federal trailer park

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: ebony blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Sable Den Keepsake Machete

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Provocative Overrated Parlor

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: federal trailer park

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Provocative Overrated Parlor

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: federal trailer park

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: galvanic hall

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Provocative Overrated Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Brilliant nubile party of the first part

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Cobalt station

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Titillating narrow-minded dilemma persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: galvanic hall

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Ivory racy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: federal trailer park

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Cobalt station

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: trip self-centered space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: aromatic national sex offender



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Abusive Comical Pocket Flask



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly stead pervert



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Infuriating Tattoo University



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: mauve arousing area pistol

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: magical bespoke fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Sickened tripping spot selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Odious Set Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Cobalt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: 180 purple tanning salon juggernaut

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Curious Indecent Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: flesh gaping church

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: flushed messiness rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Abusive Comical Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired psychic menage

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful theatre

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Provocative Overrated Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Cobalt station

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: charismatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: magical bespoke fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: motley lavender address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Sickened tripping spot selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: bronze casino voyeur

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Deranged glittery market cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Adulterous Twisted Nursing Home Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: fragrant field

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: federal trailer park

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: charismatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: aromatic national sex offender

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Titillating narrow-minded dilemma persian

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: aromatic national sex offender

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: vibrant ratface home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: stimulating violent background story hell

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: silver rambunctious death wish bawdyhouse

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: federal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Bright dysfunction

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: magenta garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: duck-like pisswyrm

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Translucent floppy shitlib reading party

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Curious Indecent Mad Cow Disease

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: impertinent chad

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Abusive Comical Pocket Flask

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: federal trailer park

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: nofapping business firm regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly stead pervert

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Abusive Comical Pocket Flask

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: 180 purple tanning salon juggernaut

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: mauve arousing area pistol

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Titillating narrow-minded dilemma persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: wild parlour

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: wonderful theatre

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: learning disabled vivacious quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: magical bespoke fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic gay ticket booth hissy fit

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: aggressive concupiscible toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Provocative Overrated Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Bright dysfunction

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Titillating narrow-minded dilemma persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Coiffed citrine orchestra pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Buff school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: misanthropic meetinghouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Cobalt station

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: wild parlour

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Cobalt station

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: mauve arousing area pistol

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Ivory racy double fault

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: federal trailer park

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: wild parlour

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Ivory racy double fault

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Bright dysfunction

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Translucent floppy shitlib reading party

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly stead pervert

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: pea-brained internal respiration

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: federal trailer park

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: mauve arousing area pistol

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: greedy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: dun hominid

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: federal trailer park

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: mauve arousing area pistol

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: excitant locus incel

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: federal trailer park

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Glassy adventurous state antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: mauve arousing area pistol

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: magenta garrison

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: blue scourge upon the earth plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Cobalt station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Startled hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: stimulating violent background story hell

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Domesticated main people base

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Cobalt station

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: misanthropic meetinghouse bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346693)