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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
exciting set
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
vigorous flickering useless brakes
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
crystalline galvanic juggernaut
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
apoplectic aromatic kitchen prole
  08/25/21
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bearded water buffalo
  08/25/21
this never gets old
Well-lubricated death wish
  08/25/21
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Transparent heaven
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
crystalline galvanic juggernaut
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
crystalline galvanic juggernaut
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
Vibrant crackhouse
  08/25/21
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Black effete personal credit line
  03/25/22
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Idiotic cyan theatre
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
vigorous flickering useless brakes
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
elite brilliant chad
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
useless cordovan regret
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
know-it-all peach ratface
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
clear voyeur brunch
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  08/30/21
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Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab
  09/14/21
180!
Black effete personal credit line
  03/25/22
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fulano
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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Black effete personal credit line
  03/25/22
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Sapphire Motley Cumskin
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: exciting set

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous flickering useless brakes

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: crystalline galvanic juggernaut

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: apoplectic aromatic kitchen prole

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: bearded water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Transparent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: crystalline galvanic juggernaut

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: crystalline galvanic juggernaut

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Black effete personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Idiotic cyan theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: vigorous flickering useless brakes

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: elite brilliant chad

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: useless cordovan regret

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: know-it-all peach ratface

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: clear voyeur brunch

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Black effete personal credit line

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Ebony unhinged mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Black effete personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Sapphire Motley Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Black effete personal credit line

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Domesticated Generalized Bond Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: magenta exhilarant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2)#49511692)