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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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I couldn't find it
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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OP is rainmaker material
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Was/were?
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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jfc
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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what's wrong with it?
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are ob...
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I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
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With a purchase price of $54.20
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WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.
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The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a...
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This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the j...
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It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: vermilion headpube

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Sinister Menage

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Cracking coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: irate bipolar heaven organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: french casino rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: pea-brained puppy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847270)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: Glittery Hot Market Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: fishy motley generalized bond sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: medicated volcanic crater faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid famous landscape painting

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367443)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259868)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: maize chest-beating jewess

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Sooty Tattoo Abode

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Hateful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843220)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: carnelian meetinghouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: french casino rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: Contagious green hospital dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847994)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: doobsian nursing home

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Ocher slippery trust fund legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: Crystalline main people

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: Sinister Menage

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843059)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Cracking coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843333)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Hairless fear-inspiring cruise ship gunner

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Hairless fear-inspiring cruise ship gunner

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845771)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Yellow pungent factory reset button nowag

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846303)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Yellow pungent factory reset button nowag

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: french casino rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlour regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847264)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Glittery Hot Market Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848540)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Brindle University Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259997)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Sinister Menage

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: razzle grizzly lay old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: Anal scarlet stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Tantric Idea He Suggested Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Hairless fear-inspiring cruise ship gunner

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: stimulating location reading party

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: doobsian nursing home

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid famous landscape painting

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: vermilion headpube

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Sooty Tattoo Abode

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Peach double fault

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Canary twinkling uncleanness address

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: maize chest-beating jewess

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Hateful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Plum Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: razzle grizzly lay old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Histrionic mahogany fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Tantric Idea He Suggested Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: doobsian nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Glittery Hot Market Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: slap-happy hall

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: medicated volcanic crater faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: tan overrated pistol filthpig

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Indecent internal respiration

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Hateful voyeur

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: tan overrated pistol filthpig

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Sooty Tattoo Abode

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: french casino rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: vibrant dingle berry office

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: nubile goal in life codepig

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Stirring center

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: sable point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: doobsian nursing home

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: razzle grizzly lay old irish cottage

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Plum Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Glittery Hot Market Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Sooty Tattoo Abode

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: vermilion headpube

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: stimulating location reading party

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: Plum Candlestick Maker

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Plum Candlestick Maker

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: cordovan appetizing trump supporter sanctuary

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Plum Candlestick Maker

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: boyish frisky pocket flask

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: diverse stag film half-breed

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Mewling Garrison Toilet Seat

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Elite electric furnace

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Elite electric furnace

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: glassy excitant kitty cat

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: aqua provocative new version personal credit line

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: bright tank therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: wine vivacious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: medicated volcanic crater faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: carmine indian lodge persian

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Fragrant alpha jew

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: maize chest-beating jewess

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: cordovan appetizing trump supporter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: razzle grizzly lay old irish cottage

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: wine vivacious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: laughsome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: cerebral claret liquid oxygen shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Curious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: dashing theater stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Sooty Tattoo Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: Plum Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Space Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844638)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: chrome arousing spot degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: lascivious yapping karate cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Heady hominid crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: stimulating location reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: doobsian nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Aromatic bespoke station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Angry locale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Pink pontificating library circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: cerebral claret liquid oxygen shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: cerebral claret liquid oxygen shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Seedy Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367446)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259835)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#48259863)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Flatulent piazza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#49063229)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Sooty Tattoo Abode

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Histrionic mahogany fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac magenta striped hyena

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Cream disrespectful church building dopamine

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Heady hominid crackhouse

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin ape

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Mewling Garrison Toilet Seat

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Heady hominid crackhouse

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Plaza

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Mewling Garrison Toilet Seat

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: razzle grizzly lay old irish cottage

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Mewling Garrison Toilet Seat

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: Heady hominid crackhouse

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Idiot Theater

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: galvanic turdskin ape

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: razzle grizzly lay old irish cottage

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Curious pit

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: Translucent Cuckoldry Corn Cake

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: supple house giraffe

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Arrogant queen of the night

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: doobsian nursing home

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: sable point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44859007)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Sinister Menage

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: frum amber feces crotch

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: medicated volcanic crater faggot firefighter

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2)#47367395)