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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: white metal crackhouse



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: provocative halford gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47092703)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: white metal crackhouse



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: salmon supple state associate

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mental disorder dog poop

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: provocative halford gaping



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exciting digit ratio



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: big-titted affirmative action

<3 u guys so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47092711)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: brass rehab

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mental disorder dog poop

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Rebellious demanding pistol cruise ship

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Spectacular station



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coffee pot cumskin



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: provocative halford gaping



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Offensive Orchestra Pit



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: provocative halford gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mental disorder dog poop

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: heady sneaky criminal yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: provocative halford gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: marvelous coiffed box office

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mental disorder dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: useless canary mad-dog skullcap generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: useless canary mad-dog skullcap generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Spectacular station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: iridescent house

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Spectacular station

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: useless canary mad-dog skullcap generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Godawful odious fanboi doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: contagious haunting sound barrier pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: frisky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Impressive cordovan telephone

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exciting digit ratio

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: glittery ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2)#49467431)