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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Light hospital mental disorder
  11/28/22
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Irradiated bonkers cruise ship roommate
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
Light hospital mental disorder
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Irradiated bonkers cruise ship roommate
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pontificating indirect expression church building
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Fishy hall filthpig
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Light hospital mental disorder
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Heady high-end field
  12/13/22
Me.
Light hospital mental disorder
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Heady high-end field
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Light hospital mental disorder
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Heady high-end field
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
low-t nursing home juggernaut
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Chrome dopamine
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underhanded parlour
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Aphrodisiac locus persian
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Light hospital mental disorder
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Light hospital mental disorder
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Cracking lilac pit trump supporter
  11/29/22
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Light hospital mental disorder
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
beady-eyed forum people who are hurt
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Fluffy marketing idea
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Light hospital mental disorder
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
beady-eyed forum people who are hurt
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self-absorbed mood love of her life
  12/11/22
Woah.
Light hospital mental disorder
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Mentally impaired cyan headpube university
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Emerald legend station
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Light hospital mental disorder
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
beady-eyed forum people who are hurt
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Light hospital mental disorder
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Light hospital mental disorder
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
beady-eyed forum people who are hurt
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Light hospital mental disorder
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Yellow School
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Light hospital mental disorder
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Cracking lilac pit trump supporter
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Irradiated bonkers cruise ship roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Irradiated bonkers cruise ship roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: pontificating indirect expression church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Fishy hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Heady high-end field

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Heady high-end field

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Heady high-end field

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: low-t nursing home juggernaut

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Chrome dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: underhanded parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac locus persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Cracking lilac pit trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum people who are hurt

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Fluffy marketing idea

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum people who are hurt

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed mood love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cyan headpube university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Emerald legend station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum people who are hurt

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum people who are hurt

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Yellow School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Light hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cracking lilac pit trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2)#49535059)