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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Impertinent Chapel

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: confused garnet coffee pot



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Provocative cuckold



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: internet-worthy double fault



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: abnormal cumskin



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Dashing disturbing puppy depressive



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: vibrant indecent gas station rigpig



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: maroon state

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: aromatic khaki partner cuck

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2)#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: adventurous irate plaza indirect expression

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: disgusting stage kitty

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: carnelian trust fund



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Lascivious canary center factory reset button

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: excitant hunting ground pit

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: passionate address



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Hilarious trump supporter theater

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Hall Prole



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Topaz cruise ship pocket flask



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Chapel

Wow, he actually did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2)#48533086)



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hideous jew

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Black crawly selfie resort



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