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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
zombie-like circlehead
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
crystalline library
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
outnumbered violent generalized bond
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
crystalline library
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
orange locus
  09/22/23
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Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
crystalline library
  09/22/23
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Self-centered home
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Carnelian water buffalo heaven
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
odious chartreuse corn cake
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Geriatric abode
  09/22/23
Yes
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
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Sepia Foreskin
  09/22/23
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navy laser beams orchestra pit
  09/22/23
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Histrionic indian lodge
  09/22/23
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Self-centered home
  09/23/23
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Histrionic indian lodge
  09/27/23
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mahogany vibrant puppy athletic conference
  10/01/23
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Slate Prole
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Iridescent Vivacious Menage
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Histrionic indian lodge
  09/22/23
...
Motley digit ratio son of senegal
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
comical genital piercing
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
swollen supple becky
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Maroon Tattoo
  09/22/23
...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Buff crackhouse
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
outnumbered violent generalized bond
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Buff crackhouse
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Maroon Tattoo
  09/27/23
...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
sapphire laughsome box office
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
sapphire laughsome box office
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
sapphire laughsome box office
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Exciting location pocket flask
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
stimulating frozen blood rage masturbator
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
umber business firm legal warrant
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
stimulating frozen blood rage masturbator
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Abusive office
  09/27/23
Ungh
angry multi-colored national security agency boistinker
  10/01/23
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Abusive office
  10/02/23
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Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib
  10/01/23
Yes
sienna nubile cumskin
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
violet thriller yarmulke queen of the night
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: zombie-like circlehead

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: crystalline library

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: outnumbered violent generalized bond

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: crystalline library

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: orange locus

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: crystalline library

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Self-centered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Carnelian water buffalo heaven

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: odious chartreuse corn cake

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Geriatric abode

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Sepia Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: navy laser beams orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Histrionic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Self-centered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Histrionic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: mahogany vibrant puppy athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Slate Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Vivacious Menage

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Histrionic indian lodge

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Motley digit ratio son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: comical genital piercing

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: swollen supple becky

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Maroon Tattoo

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: outnumbered violent generalized bond

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Maroon Tattoo

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: sapphire laughsome box office

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: sapphire laughsome box office

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: sapphire laughsome box office

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Exciting location pocket flask

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: stimulating frozen blood rage masturbator

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: umber business firm legal warrant

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: stimulating frozen blood rage masturbator

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Abusive office

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: angry multi-colored national security agency boistinker

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Abusive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Razzle Pervert Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: sienna nubile cumskin

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: violet thriller yarmulke queen of the night

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2)#49894111)