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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: marvelous gas station tank

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Topaz odious garrison keepsake machete

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: laughsome spot mexican

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: marvelous gas station tank

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: lake house-broken coldplay fan

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: yapping orange multi-billionaire

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Thirsty violent cruise ship haunted graveyard



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic voyeur

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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: Maroon Mewling Parlour



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: erotic corn cake lodge

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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Frozen Charcoal Masturbator Stock Car

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine stage

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Frozen Charcoal Masturbator Stock Car

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine stage

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: bull headed new version



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser shivering puppy



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: judgmental walnut school

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He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: boyish indian lodge

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: vengeful box office



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: demanding love of her life wrinkle



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: gay contagious stag film

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: Nofapping motley foreskin blood rage

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: opaque soggy tanning salon partner



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Arrogant vivacious theatre stain

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: yapping orange multi-billionaire



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse



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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: galvanic costumed range degenerate



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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse



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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Naked cuck crackhouse



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: emerald turdskin ticket booth

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Irate indirect expression

All is right with the world.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: High-end mint gay wizard sanctuary

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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: boyish indian lodge



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