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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Bistre Charismatic House Jewess
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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Ebony passionate spot
  08/30/24
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Mind-boggling piazza gaming laptop
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Filthy dragon
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Razzle queen of the night
  04/09/24
Pedophile
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
overrated stag film lettuce
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
cream tanning salon national security agency
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Heady haunting new version
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
cream tanning salon national security agency
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams
  04/09/24
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hairraiser painfully honest forum
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams
  04/09/24
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Orchid state
  04/09/24
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Sepia pit voyeur
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
bipolar twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
bipolar twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
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Sepia pit voyeur
  04/11/24
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mint boyish resort
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Orchid state
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams
  04/09/24
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Nighttime Hospital Immigrant
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Razzle queen of the night
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Razzle queen of the night
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
?
Razzle queen of the night
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
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  04/10/24
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copper site gunner
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Judas Jones
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
Sticky trailer park
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
Sticky trailer park
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
Sticky trailer park
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
Sticky trailer park
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
cream tanning salon national security agency
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
tan cocky antidepressant drug
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Bistre Charismatic House Jewess
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
fiercely-loyal maroon orchestra pit blood rage
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Bistre Charismatic House Jewess
  04/09/24
Pedophile
copper site gunner
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
Arousing Patrolman Locus
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Orchid state
  04/10/24
Thats not me
copper site gunner
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
Magical adventurous roommate
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Aromatic trust fund parlour
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
motley talking striped hyena alpha
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Aromatic trust fund parlour
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
copper site gunner
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Aromatic trust fund parlour
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
copper site gunner
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Internet-worthy ape halford
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
startled sanctuary
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
chartreuse racy indian lodge
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
motley talking striped hyena alpha
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
chartreuse racy indian lodge
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
motley talking striped hyena alpha
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
peach shrine wrinkle
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
Medicated knife den
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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  04/10/24
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chartreuse racy indian lodge
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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  04/10/24
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cream tanning salon national security agency
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Federal Dilemma
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
motley talking striped hyena alpha
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Federal Dilemma
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
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  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
copper site gunner
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
cream tanning salon national security agency
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
copper site gunner
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
cream tanning salon national security agency
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
copper site gunner
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
shimmering pontificating field
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
Federal Dilemma
  04/11/24
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hairraiser painfully honest forum
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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  04/11/24
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What’s with the outting
copper site gunner
  04/11/24
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tan cocky antidepressant drug
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Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
copper site gunner
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
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hairraiser painfully honest forum
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
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  04/11/24
yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
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Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
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Wow
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: copper site gunner

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Bistre Charismatic House Jewess

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maroon orchestra pit blood rage

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Ebony passionate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Filthy dragon

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: copper site gunner

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: copper site gunner

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: copper site gunner

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: copper site gunner

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Razzle queen of the night

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: overrated stag film lettuce

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Heady haunting new version

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: copper site gunner

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Orchid state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Sepia pit voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: bipolar twinkling uncleanness

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: bipolar twinkling uncleanness

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: copper site gunner

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: avocado excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Sepia pit voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: mint boyish resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569461)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Orchid state

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: copper site gunner

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Nighttime Hospital Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle queen of the night

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: copper site gunner

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle queen of the night

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Razzle queen of the night

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: bespoke sweet tailpipe laser beams

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: mint boyish resort

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: copper site gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: ruby greedy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Big Blue Shitlib Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: trip liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Big Blue Shitlib Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Sticky trailer park

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: copper site gunner

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Sticky trailer park

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: copper site gunner

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Sticky trailer park

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: copper site gunner

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Sticky trailer park

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: tan cocky antidepressant drug

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Bistre Charismatic House Jewess

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maroon orchestra pit blood rage

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Bistre Charismatic House Jewess

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: copper site gunner

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: 180 pink national fanboi

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: buff tripping principal's office turdskin

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: slimy kitty cat factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: 180 pink national fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Arousing Patrolman Locus

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Orchid state

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: copper site gunner

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Magical adventurous roommate

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Aromatic trust fund parlour

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: motley talking striped hyena alpha

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Aromatic trust fund parlour

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: copper site gunner

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Aromatic trust fund parlour

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: copper site gunner

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ape halford

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: startled sanctuary

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: chartreuse racy indian lodge

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: motley talking striped hyena alpha

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: chartreuse racy indian lodge

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: motley talking striped hyena alpha

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: peach shrine wrinkle

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Medicated knife den

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: copper site gunner

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: chartreuse racy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: ivory space trump supporter

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Federal Dilemma

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: motley talking striped hyena alpha

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Federal Dilemma

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Onyx dashing address candlestick maker

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: copper site gunner

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: copper site gunner

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: copper site gunner

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: shimmering pontificating field

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Federal Dilemma

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest forum

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: copper site gunner

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: tan cocky antidepressant drug

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: copper site gunner

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: tan cocky antidepressant drug

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: copper site gunner

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: tan cocky antidepressant drug

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest forum

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: copper site gunner

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest forum

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: shimmering pontificating field

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: overrated stag film lettuce

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: tan cocky antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac church depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: cream tanning salon national security agency

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: anal vivacious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Carmine Galvanic People Who Are Hurt Rigor

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2)#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: pea-brained vigorous center place of business



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Sienna corner

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: lemon pistol institution



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