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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.
Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course. |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM Author: Metal market coldplay fan 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626621) |
Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM Author: gaped glassy trailer park therapy Just chop the dick off and let do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626123) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM Author: Bearded obsidian internal respiration weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626126) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626132) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM Author: Bearded obsidian internal respiration weed whacker if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626140) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM Author: adulterous dilemma how about we chop off his dick ?
and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM Author: Bearded obsidian internal respiration weed whacker no argument from me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627146) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM Author: Impressive Big-titted Abode Tattoo Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626127) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626129) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM Author: Bearded obsidian internal respiration weed whacker “My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626131) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM Author: Supple locale Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626159) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM Author: brilliant wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626402) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM Author: aromatic chapel nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627219) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM Author: bistre idiotic messiness parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628773) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM Author: Crimson racy sanctuary He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626155) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Goal In Life Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626383) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626413) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM Author: Twinkling Out-of-control Senate Double Fault that is so fucking gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626495) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Goal In Life Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626515) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM Author: big fear-inspiring half-breed station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628302) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM Author: mind-boggling dingle berry What college are they going to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626157) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM Author: gay beady-eyed field toaster Amzhers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM Author: Bearded obsidian internal respiration weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626172) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM Author: haunting abnormal scourge upon the earth Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626175) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM Author: haunting abnormal scourge upon the earth Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626177) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM Author: aromatic chapel nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627220) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM Author: disrespectful turdskin Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626178) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM Author: Soul-stirring Charcoal Mad Cow Disease If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626245) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM Author: bisexual psychic Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626370) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM Author: Mentally impaired autistic stock car home make a guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626387) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.
Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway. |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM Author: bisexual psychic How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626925) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."
If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM Author: bisexual psychic "once-aspiring lawyer"
Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.
"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""
Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628043) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM Author: bisexual psychic Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628769) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM Author: Transparent rambunctious milk sneaky criminal Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626395) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626427) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM Author: Transparent rambunctious milk sneaky criminal He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626514) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM Author: haunting abnormal scourge upon the earth EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626493) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626550) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM? This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard. |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM Author: trip business firm Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.
I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you. |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM Author: haunting abnormal scourge upon the earth To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626505) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM Author: stubborn stage he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626491) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626549) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM Author: haunting abnormal scourge upon the earth "...at an unknown Catholic school"
Goes the other way.
School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school. |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM Author: stubborn stage yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626762) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627061) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626638) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626682) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626684) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate I got a 1290. Rate me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626689) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626692) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626701) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626704) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626714) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM Author: Lavender federal gas station Beatified (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626931) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM Author: translucent high-end base preventive strike his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626827) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate How old do you think I am? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626864) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM Author: translucent high-end base preventive strike old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM Author: razzmatazz national security agency principal's office did you sleep in and miss a section? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626863) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM Author: Snowy Legal Warrant (florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626928) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate 1290 is not low! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627227) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account remind me what undergrad you went to sis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627063) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627245) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate So which school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627249) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628050) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM Author: bisexual psychic Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628228) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM Author: trip business firm Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628289) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM Author: bisexual psychic Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628314) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628458) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM Author: bisexual psychic Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628692) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM Author: Ivory Church Building Ceo I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47629235) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM Author: trip business firm To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:
https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/
The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.
Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM Author: trip business firm Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628301) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM Author: bisexual psychic CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627958) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM Author: Disgusting Philosopher-king times are very very different from 20 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47630454) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM Author: Tan public bath congrats, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626570) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate Congrats to your child (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626620) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM Author: Magenta massive roast beef address Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626698) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM Author: sticky dull dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626991) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM Author: wonderful infuriating mexican What did his mom's reaction to the news? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626699) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627068) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM Author: Snowy Legal Warrant i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626932) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM Author: sticky dull dragon EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47626986) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627070) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Jet Cumskin Reading Party valevagtorian you bigot
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM Author: cobalt fighting whorehouse This is pretty cool
Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?
If SI very prestigious
If SH respectable
If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy
If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM Author: Pink fat ankles site Cr ranking but he moved during Covid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627140) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM Author: cobalt fighting whorehouse Big island or one of the less big ones?
I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM Author: Floppy ticket booth Congrats brother! As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47627205) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM Author: aqua brunch electric furnace Congratulations.
Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad? |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM Author: Orchid Den Community Account My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628056) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Disgusting Philosopher-king did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628321) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628462) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM Author: Disgusting Philosopher-king Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628806) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM Author: cerebral university pisswyrm They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628603) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM Author: Orchid Den Community Account Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47628783) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM Author: trip business firm I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47630278) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM Author: Provocative Aquamarine Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47629606) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle filthy degenerate Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47629825) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM Author: Disgusting Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2)#47630451) |