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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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mint patrolman
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
mint patrolman
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grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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hyperventilating school chad
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Learning disabled dashing step-uncle's house cuck
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Drab senate
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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carmine zombie-like boistinker parlor
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Violet underhanded newt
  09/18/24
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Alcoholic wine gay wizard
  09/19/24
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Deranged Aromatic Legend
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Iridescent Bearded Nibblets
  09/18/24
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drunken primrose heaven
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Odious red police squad idea he suggested
  09/18/24
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Iridescent Bearded Nibblets
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Exciting Preventive Strike Hall
  09/18/24
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Deranged Aromatic Legend
  09/18/24
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Opaque Boyish Wagecucks
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage
  09/18/24
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grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Flatulent jet-lagged sneaky criminal crotch
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Flatulent jet-lagged sneaky criminal crotch
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Flatulent jet-lagged sneaky criminal crotch
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
honey-headed stirring trust fund mother
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Dark church building tank
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
grizzly meetinghouse
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/19/24
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ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: mint patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: mint patrolman

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring cordovan stock car

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating school chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Learning disabled dashing step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Drab senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: carmine zombie-like boistinker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Violet underhanded newt

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Alcoholic wine gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Deranged Aromatic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Iridescent Bearded Nibblets

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: drunken primrose heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Odious red police squad idea he suggested

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Bearded Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Exciting Preventive Strike Hall

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Deranged Aromatic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Opaque Boyish Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Flatulent jet-lagged sneaky criminal crotch

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Flatulent jet-lagged sneaky criminal crotch

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Flatulent jet-lagged sneaky criminal crotch

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: honey-headed stirring trust fund mother

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Dark church building tank

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: grizzly meetinghouse

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Trip Ticket Booth Foreskin

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: ocher titillating toilet seat theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2)#49340186)