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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
brindle racy cuckold state
  06/30/25
wow lol
Boyish immigrant temple
  06/30/25
...
bistre razzmatazz tattoo
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Boyish immigrant temple
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
brindle racy cuckold state
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Brilliant Mind-boggling Azn
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
brindle racy cuckold state
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Demanding Whorehouse Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Flickering Purple Legend
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Boyish immigrant temple
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Massive Odious Step-uncle's House Incel
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
brindle racy cuckold state
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Flickering Purple Legend
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Electric topaz personal credit line ladyboy
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Boyish immigrant temple
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
brindle racy cuckold state
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Irradiated school rigor
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
stimulating shitlib
  06/30/25
...
startling gold mediation internal respiration
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
saffron flatulent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
...
brindle racy cuckold state
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Bateful Fishy Parlor
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Geriatric Peach Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
plum charismatic pisswyrm
  06/30/25
...
Massive Odious Step-uncle's House Incel
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Electric topaz personal credit line ladyboy
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
blathering insecure bawdyhouse round eye
  07/01/25
...
Geriatric Peach Idea He Suggested
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
wonderful infuriating stead
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Disturbing police squad
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Ebony hideous locus
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
ruby therapy den
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
fighting half-breed
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
turquoise arousing boltzmann quadroon
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: brindle racy cuckold state

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Boyish immigrant temple

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: bistre razzmatazz tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Boyish immigrant temple

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: brindle racy cuckold state

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Brilliant Mind-boggling Azn

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: brindle racy cuckold state

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Demanding Whorehouse Travel Guidebook

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Flickering Purple Legend

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Boyish immigrant temple

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Massive Odious Step-uncle's House Incel

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: brindle racy cuckold state

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Flickering Purple Legend

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Electric topaz personal credit line ladyboy

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Boyish immigrant temple

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: brindle racy cuckold state

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Irradiated school rigor

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: stimulating shitlib

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: startling gold mediation internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: saffron flatulent school cafeteria

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: brindle racy cuckold state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Bateful Fishy Parlor

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Geriatric Peach Idea He Suggested

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: plum charismatic pisswyrm

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Massive Odious Step-uncle's House Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Electric topaz personal credit line ladyboy

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: blathering insecure bawdyhouse round eye

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Geriatric Peach Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: wonderful infuriating stead

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Disturbing police squad

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Ebony hideous locus

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: ruby therapy den

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: fighting half-breed

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: turquoise arousing boltzmann quadroon

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)