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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
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  07/14/25
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“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
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Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
fragrant apoplectic theatre
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
self-absorbed hall
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
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  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
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  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Navy Sound Barrier
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
fragrant apoplectic theatre
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
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  07/14/25
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“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
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I wish NPB were still here
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  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
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nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
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  07/14/25
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Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
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How do you think it got the name?
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: mustard forum

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring jet-lagged church building

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: poppy boiling water

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: copper vivacious feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Hyperactive Area Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Impressive Fortuitous Meteor Party Of The First Part

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Spectacular tattoo

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel Persian

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: fear-inspiring jet-lagged church building

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets masturbator

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Sexy Ivory People Who Are Hurt

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets masturbator

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Bronze laughsome church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed hall

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: fragrant apoplectic theatre

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed hall

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Navy Sound Barrier

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Grizzly thriller principal's office toaster

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Navy Sound Barrier

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: fragrant apoplectic theatre

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: passionate sweet tailpipe

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Arrogant Factory Reset Button

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine address

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed hall

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: mustard forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets masturbator

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: mustard forum

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets masturbator

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: sienna wild brunch

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: vibrant nibblets masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: concupiscible ebony school

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel Persian

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Arrogant Factory Reset Button

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: sienna wild brunch

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring cruise ship

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Twisted Impertinent Potus

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Twisted Impertinent Potus

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: appetizing heaven turdskin

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Jade diverse piazza pistol

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Sinister Parlour

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Sinister Parlour

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Charismatic yapping degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Charismatic yapping degenerate

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sinister Parlour

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: 180 aqua hunting ground fanboi

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Bateful Digit Ratio

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Sinister Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: 180 aqua hunting ground fanboi

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: 180 aqua hunting ground fanboi

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: khaki swollen pisswyrm house

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: 180 aqua hunting ground fanboi

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: khaki swollen pisswyrm house

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Charismatic yapping degenerate

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: appetizing heaven turdskin

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Charismatic yapping degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: passionate sweet tailpipe

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: learning disabled newt place of business

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: fear-inspiring jet-lagged church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2)#49105221)