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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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big trump supporter round eye
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
comical alcoholic gunner mother
  07/28/25
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Diverse place of business haunted graveyard
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
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comical alcoholic gunner mother
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
umber patrolman
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
rose step-uncle's house
  07/28/25
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Doobsian amethyst institution brethren
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
Diverse place of business haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
Internet-worthy Pale Legend
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
Scarlet headpube property
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
Internet-worthy Pale Legend
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
bonkers rigor
  07/28/25
Piles of shoes
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: big trump supporter round eye



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: comical alcoholic gunner mother
Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES)

NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2)#49136556)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Diverse place of business haunted graveyard

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: comical alcoholic gunner mother



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: umber patrolman

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: rose step-uncle's house

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Doobsian amethyst institution brethren



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Diverse place of business haunted graveyard

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Pale Legend

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: Scarlet headpube property

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Pale Legend

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: bonkers rigor

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Piles of shoes

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