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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Brilliant Church Building
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
peach razzle-dazzle trailer park psychic
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
brindle bisexual house
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
olive twisted scourge upon the earth
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
peach razzle-dazzle trailer park psychic
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Clear Principal's Office Stain
  12/15/25
...
Fiercely-loyal foreskin
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Brilliant Church Building
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
avocado voyeur gas station
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Brilliant Church Building
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
avocado voyeur gas station
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Brilliant Church Building
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Primrose Domesticated Boiling Water Office
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Cracking fishy puppy resort
  12/15/25
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stirring station
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Brilliant Church Building
  12/15/25
...
stirring station
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
razzmatazz cuckold pocket flask
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
nubile jet pistol menage
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
bat-shit-crazy cyan home
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
nubile jet pistol menage
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Indigo chapel
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Indigo chapel
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
razzmatazz cuckold pocket flask
  12/15/25
...
mint nibblets
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Frisky maniacal church
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Talking Sanctuary
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Ebony telephone personal credit line
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Racy Parlor Codepig
  12/15/25
...
Crusty area
  12/15/25
...
snowy cruise ship idea he suggested
  12/15/25
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Obsidian hall
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
apoplectic beady-eyed native
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Racy Parlor Codepig
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Misanthropic prole
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Racy Parlor Codepig
  12/15/25
...
Indigo chapel
  12/15/25
yes, so
Misanthropic prole
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Adventurous dragon
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Cracking fishy puppy resort
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Adventurous dragon
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Big Unholy Sweet Tailpipe
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Frisky maniacal church
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Cracking fishy puppy resort
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Big Unholy Sweet Tailpipe
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
snowy cruise ship idea he suggested
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Misanthropic prole
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Frisky maniacal church
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Mentally impaired concupiscible cuck
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Brilliant Church Building
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
snowy cruise ship idea he suggested
  12/15/25
...
Indigo chapel
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Cracking fishy puppy resort
  12/16/25
...
Mentally impaired concupiscible cuck
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
peach razzle-dazzle trailer park psychic
  12/16/25
OKay
Boyish mustard mad-dog skullcap boistinker
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
ruby chest-beating base
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
trip friendly grandma
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
ruby chest-beating base
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
passionate really tough guy
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Racy Parlor Codepig
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Ultramarine diverse address kitty cat
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Brilliant Church Building
  12/17/25
tp
appetizing emerald lay
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle trailer park psychic

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: brindle bisexual house

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: olive twisted scourge upon the earth

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle trailer park psychic

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Clear Principal's Office Stain

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: mint nibblets

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: avocado voyeur gas station

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: avocado voyeur gas station

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: mint nibblets

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: mint nibblets

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Primrose Domesticated Boiling Water Office

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: mint nibblets

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Cracking fishy puppy resort

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: stirring station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: stirring station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz cuckold pocket flask

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: nubile jet pistol menage

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cyan home

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: mint nibblets

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: nubile jet pistol menage

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Indigo chapel

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mint nibblets

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Indigo chapel

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz cuckold pocket flask

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: mint nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Frisky maniacal church

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Talking Sanctuary

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Ebony telephone personal credit line

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Racy Parlor Codepig

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Crusty area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: snowy cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Obsidian hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: apoplectic beady-eyed native

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Racy Parlor Codepig

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic prole

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Racy Parlor Codepig

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Indigo chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic prole

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Adventurous dragon

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Cracking fishy puppy resort

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Adventurous dragon

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Big Unholy Sweet Tailpipe

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Frisky maniacal church

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Cracking fishy puppy resort

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Big Unholy Sweet Tailpipe

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: snowy cruise ship idea he suggested

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic prole

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Frisky maniacal church

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired concupiscible cuck

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: snowy cruise ship idea he suggested

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Indigo chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Cracking fishy puppy resort

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Mentally impaired concupiscible cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle trailer park psychic

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Boyish mustard mad-dog skullcap boistinker

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: ruby chest-beating base

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: trip friendly grandma

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: ruby chest-beating base

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: passionate really tough guy

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2)#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Racy Parlor Codepig

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine diverse address kitty cat

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: appetizing emerald lay

tp

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