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Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
710K
racy psychic
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
yea
racy psychic
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
180 piazza mother
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
bespoke goal in life
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
180 piazza mother
  12/18/25
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Bateful coldplay fan kitty cat
  12/18/25
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wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
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bisexual native
  12/19/25
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carnelian costumed school cafeteria community account
  12/19/25
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Aqua institution nibblets
  12/20/25
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Heady garrison bbw
  12/21/25
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Lake jewess crackhouse
  12/21/25
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stubborn church building rigor
  12/21/25
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Exciting frozen dilemma
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Outnumbered forum lettuce
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Outnumbered forum lettuce
  12/18/25
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wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Silver Soul-stirring Rehab Corn Cake
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
slate submissive locus main people
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Silver Soul-stirring Rehab Corn Cake
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Shimmering toaster
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Silver Soul-stirring Rehab Corn Cake
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
sticky obsidian lay quadroon
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
sticky obsidian lay quadroon
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
sticky obsidian lay quadroon
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
brindle area haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
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racy psychic
  12/18/25
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Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/19/25
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Wonderful umber chad site
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
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carmine nighttime nowag idiot
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
citrine curious resort
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
sticky obsidian lay quadroon
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
citrine curious resort
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
soggy doctorate hunting ground
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
citrine curious resort
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Dead Wrinkle Milk
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
talented home
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
mustard temple mood
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
ultramarine candlestick maker national
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Boyish Voyeur Blood Rage
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
brindle area haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Comical grizzly degenerate halford
  12/18/25
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burgundy filthy university
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
citrine curious resort
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
I am atty.
citrine curious resort
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
sticky obsidian lay quadroon
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
deranged aromatic black woman space
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
deranged aromatic black woman space
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
hilarious dopamine heaven
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
deranged aromatic black woman space
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
red set
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
red set
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
citrine curious resort
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
red set
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
citrine curious resort
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Heady garrison bbw
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
citrine curious resort
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness
  12/22/25
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Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
red set
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
brindle area haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
burgundy filthy university
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
brindle area haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
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carnelian costumed school cafeteria community account
  12/19/25
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wine harsh sanctuary
  12/19/25
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Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness
  12/22/25
not enough.
Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
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Stirring plaza toilet seat
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Khaki flatulent locale depressive
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
sticky obsidian lay quadroon
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
180 piazza mother
  12/18/25
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territorial stead boltzmann
  12/18/25
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mustard temple mood
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Khaki flatulent locale depressive
  12/19/25
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Twinkling judgmental hissy fit parlour
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
big cruise ship
  12/18/25
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Bateful coldplay fan kitty cat
  12/18/25
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Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
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Razzle-dazzle Point
  12/20/25
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stubborn church building rigor
  12/21/25
-$184K
disgusting honey-headed theater stage
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Razzmatazz house-broken nursing home
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Tan hall
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
bisexual native
  12/19/25
low-200s
swashbuckling electric furnace kitchen
  12/18/25
0
offensive regret
  12/18/25
like 2 million
ocher self-absorbed office love of her life
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
passionate travel guidebook
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
rose tank
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
thirsty supple associate parlor
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
rose tank
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Exciting frozen dilemma
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
thirsty supple associate parlor
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
ultramarine candlestick maker national
  12/19/25
thank you
thirsty supple associate parlor
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Alcoholic library
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
mind-boggling sooty hospital newt
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
razzle blathering pistol
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Histrionic corner codepig
  12/19/25
what happened
bisexual native
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Histrionic corner codepig
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
carnelian costumed school cafeteria community account
  12/19/25
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Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
big-titted irradiated ape
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
carmine nighttime nowag idiot
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Fiercely-loyal juggernaut gas station
  12/20/25
~$900k
talented home
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Angry Indian Lodge
  12/19/25
Wow.
Stirring plaza toilet seat
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Angry Indian Lodge
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Angry Indian Lodge
  12/19/25
lol
chocolate titillating theater organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
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Spruce Fat Ankles
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
ultramarine candlestick maker national
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
laughsome cuckoldry windowlicker
  12/19/25
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ultramarine candlestick maker national
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
hilarious dopamine heaven
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
dashing opaque legend
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
pea-brained abode sex offender
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
dashing opaque legend
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
laughsome cuckoldry windowlicker
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Exciting frozen dilemma
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Razzle-dazzle Point
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Diverse Menage French Chef
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Bat Shit Crazy Indecent Whorehouse
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Diverse Menage French Chef
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
rose tank
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Diverse Menage French Chef
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
racy psychic
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Diverse Menage French Chef
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Khaki flatulent locale depressive
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Bat Shit Crazy Indecent Whorehouse
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Stirring plaza toilet seat
  12/20/25
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Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/20/25
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racy psychic
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Aqua institution nibblets
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
passionate travel guidebook
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
fantasy-prone weed whacker school
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
fantasy-prone weed whacker school
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
fantasy-prone weed whacker school
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Arousing potus headpube
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
balding son of senegal
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Arousing potus headpube
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
citrine curious resort
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Arousing potus headpube
  12/21/25
...
citrine curious resort
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
dashing opaque legend
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
soggy doctorate hunting ground
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Lascivious property digit ratio
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
citrine curious resort
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
citrine curious resort
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
useless marvelous really tough guy dysfunction
  12/21/25
...
Lake jewess crackhouse
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
spectacular pit volcanic crater
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
glittery water buffalo pozpig
  12/21/25
180 last note
red set
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
balding son of senegal
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
citrine curious resort
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Cheese-eating tanning salon
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
slate submissive locus main people
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
balding son of senegal
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Maniacal naked address cumskin
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Low-t Elastic Band
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
stubborn church building rigor
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
racy psychic
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
dashing opaque legend
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Maniacal naked address cumskin
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Stirring plaza toilet seat
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
racy psychic
  12/23/25
cap gains
hilarious dopamine heaven
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
racy psychic
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Stirring plaza toilet seat
  12/25/25
~$500k
Lascivious property digit ratio
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: racy psychic

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: racy psychic

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: 180 piazza mother

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: bespoke goal in life

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: 180 piazza mother

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan kitty cat



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: carnelian costumed school cafeteria community account



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Aqua institution nibblets



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Lake jewess crackhouse



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: stubborn church building rigor



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting frozen dilemma



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered forum lettuce

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered forum lettuce

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: wine harsh sanctuary



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Silver Soul-stirring Rehab Corn Cake

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: slate submissive locus main people

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Silver Soul-stirring Rehab Corn Cake

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Shimmering toaster

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Silver Soul-stirring Rehab Corn Cake

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: sticky obsidian lay quadroon

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: sticky obsidian lay quadroon

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sticky obsidian lay quadroon

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: brindle area haunted graveyard

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: racy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Wonderful umber chad site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: wine harsh sanctuary

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: carmine nighttime nowag idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: sticky obsidian lay quadroon

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: soggy doctorate hunting ground

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Dead Wrinkle Milk

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: wine harsh sanctuary

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: talented home

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: wine harsh sanctuary

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: mustard temple mood

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: ultramarine candlestick maker national

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Boyish Voyeur Blood Rage

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: brindle area haunted graveyard

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Comical grizzly degenerate halford

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: burgundy filthy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: sticky obsidian lay quadroon

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: deranged aromatic black woman space

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: deranged aromatic black woman space

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: hilarious dopamine heaven

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: deranged aromatic black woman space

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: red set

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: wine harsh sanctuary

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: red set

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: red set

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Heady garrison bbw

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: red set

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: brindle area haunted graveyard

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: burgundy filthy university

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: brindle area haunted graveyard

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: carnelian costumed school cafeteria community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: wine harsh sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Stirring plaza toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Khaki flatulent locale depressive

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: sticky obsidian lay quadroon

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: 180 piazza mother

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: territorial stead boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mustard temple mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Khaki flatulent locale depressive

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Twinkling judgmental hissy fit parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: big cruise ship

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: stubborn church building rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: disgusting honey-headed theater stage

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz house-broken nursing home

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Tan hall

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: bisexual native

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling electric furnace kitchen

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: offensive regret

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: ocher self-absorbed office love of her life

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: passionate travel guidebook

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: rose tank

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: thirsty supple associate parlor

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: rose tank

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Exciting frozen dilemma

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: thirsty supple associate parlor

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: ultramarine candlestick maker national

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: thirsty supple associate parlor

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic library

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling sooty hospital newt

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: razzle blathering pistol

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Histrionic corner codepig

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bisexual native

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Histrionic corner codepig

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: carnelian costumed school cafeteria community account

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: big-titted irradiated ape

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: carmine nighttime nowag idiot

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal juggernaut gas station

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: talented home

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Angry Indian Lodge

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Stirring plaza toilet seat

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Angry Indian Lodge

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Angry Indian Lodge

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: chocolate titillating theater organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Spruce Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: ultramarine candlestick maker national

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: laughsome cuckoldry windowlicker

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: ultramarine candlestick maker national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: hilarious dopamine heaven

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: dashing opaque legend

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: pea-brained abode sex offender

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dashing opaque legend

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: laughsome cuckoldry windowlicker

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exciting frozen dilemma

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Point

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Diverse Menage French Chef

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Indecent Whorehouse

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Diverse Menage French Chef

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: rose tank

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Diverse Menage French Chef

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: racy psychic

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic puppy twinkling uncleanness

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Diverse Menage French Chef

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Khaki flatulent locale depressive

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Indecent Whorehouse

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Stirring plaza toilet seat

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: racy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Aqua institution nibblets

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: passionate travel guidebook

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: fantasy-prone weed whacker school

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: fantasy-prone weed whacker school

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: fantasy-prone weed whacker school

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Arousing potus headpube

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: balding son of senegal

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Arousing potus headpube

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: citrine curious resort

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Arousing potus headpube

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: citrine curious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: dashing opaque legend

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: soggy doctorate hunting ground

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Lascivious property digit ratio

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: citrine curious resort

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Vivacious Liquid Oxygen Senate

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: useless marvelous really tough guy dysfunction

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Lake jewess crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: spectacular pit volcanic crater

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: glittery water buffalo pozpig

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: red set

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: balding son of senegal

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: citrine curious resort

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating tanning salon

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: slate submissive locus main people

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: balding son of senegal

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Maniacal naked address cumskin

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Low-t Elastic Band

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: stubborn church building rigor

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: racy psychic

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: dashing opaque legend

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Maniacal naked address cumskin

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Stirring plaza toilet seat

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: racy psychic

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: hilarious dopamine heaven

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: racy psychic

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Stirring plaza toilet seat

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Lascivious property digit ratio

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2)#49538879)