The two of us started the day in the kitchen. Cabot, her hair twisted up in a bun, was nervous, referring to bullet points as she unspooled her tale. But by evening, she was tucked into the couch, her large Bernedoodle, Burt Reynolds, as much in her lap as he could manage to be. She was not in a sexual relationship with her boss, she said. Before that night, they had never even kissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522152)

i'm glad the Paper Of Record is here to validate what i instinctively already knew to be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522158)

Good to know the "put organic on the label and charge birdbrains double" racket is still going on lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522172)

it's very frustrating when they take our "satire" and just do it unironically. where am I supposed to go from here. I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522243)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522261)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522931)

apparently people fuck themselves in divorce proceedings all the time based on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812138&forum_id=2)#49522949)