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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Soggy National
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
abusive hairraiser theater stage
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Soggy National
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
vengeful messiness
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Soggy National
  12/23/25
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Bateful startling principal's office goal in life
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vengeful messiness
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alcoholic odious heaven jew
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Soggy National
  12/24/25
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Sexy Box Office
  12/24/25
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cruel-hearted voyeur sneaky criminal
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
puce orchestra pit friendly grandma
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Soggy National
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
Sooty Kitchen Foreskin
  12/23/25
180
honey-headed pistol
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
anal up-to-no-good school cafeteria
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Soggy National
  12/23/25
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gold university
  12/24/25
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Rusted bat-shit-crazy knife
  12/24/25
logical tbh
slate corner
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Soggy National
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Massive bearded school
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Soggy National
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Massive bearded school
  12/23/25
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passionate ruddy selfie party of the first part
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cruel-hearted voyeur sneaky criminal
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
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  12/23/25
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Purple nighttime jewess
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Soggy National
  12/23/25
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Purple nighttime jewess
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
glassy curious skinny woman
  12/24/25
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Purple nighttime jewess
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
wine talented property associate
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Fragrant tan death wish cumskin
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
big-titted black karate roast beef
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Soggy National
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
big-titted black karate roast beef
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Soggy National
  12/24/25
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razzle theater
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Soggy National
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
big-titted black karate roast beef
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Soggy National
  12/25/25
...
Razzle-dazzle police squad hell
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
razzle theater
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Sexy Box Office
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Stimulating Institution Pisswyrm
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Frisky double fault
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Mildly autistic impertinent sweet tailpipe
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Soggy National
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Mildly autistic impertinent sweet tailpipe
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Soggy National
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Bipolar Boyish Field
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Soggy National
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
Contagious walnut temple
  12/24/25
tp
smoky french degenerate feces
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
Disrespectful heady tattoo
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Soggy National
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Soggy National
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Soggy National

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: abusive hairraiser theater stage

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Soggy National

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: vengeful messiness

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Soggy National

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Bateful startling principal's office goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Diverse church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Sooty Kitchen Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: razzle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: smoky french degenerate feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Histrionic casino rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: vengeful messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: vivacious home circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: alcoholic odious heaven jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Soggy National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Sexy Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted voyeur sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: puce orchestra pit friendly grandma

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Soggy National

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Sooty Kitchen Foreskin

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: honey-headed pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: anal up-to-no-good school cafeteria

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Soggy National

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: gold university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Rusted bat-shit-crazy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: slate corner

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Soggy National

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Massive bearded school

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Soggy National

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Massive bearded school

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: passionate ruddy selfie party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: cruel-hearted voyeur sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Clear bisexual meetinghouse old irish cottage

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Purple nighttime jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Soggy National

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Purple nighttime jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: glassy curious skinny woman

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Purple nighttime jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: wine talented property associate

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Fragrant tan death wish cumskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: big-titted black karate roast beef

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Soggy National

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: big-titted black karate roast beef

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Soggy National

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: razzle theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Soggy National

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: big-titted black karate roast beef

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Soggy National

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle police squad hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: razzle theater

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Sexy Box Office

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Institution Pisswyrm

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Frisky double fault

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic impertinent sweet tailpipe

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Soggy National

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Mildly autistic impertinent sweet tailpipe

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Soggy National

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Bipolar Boyish Field

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Soggy National

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Contagious walnut temple

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: smoky french degenerate feces

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Disrespectful heady tattoo

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Soggy National

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Soggy National

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse senate weed whacker

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49539118)