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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
zombie-like ticket booth
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Soul-stirring turdskin
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
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Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
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Clear garrison corn cake
  12/24/25
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Passionate ocher voyeur incel
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
Aquamarine pervert
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
bisexual dysfunction
  12/23/25
180
racy legend fortuitous meteor
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
lascivious dog poop space
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
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  12/24/25
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Arousing canary stead
  12/24/25
logical tbh
Submissive Crotch
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Blathering supple hell
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Blathering supple hell
  12/23/25
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Vigorous gas station
  12/24/25
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Passionate ocher voyeur incel
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
bronze costumed becky
  12/23/25
"missing out of having sex " overrated af, also...
navy mad cow disease
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/23/25
just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech...
navy mad cow disease
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
comical lime friendly grandma
  12/24/25
whats w jews and butt shit
navy mad cow disease
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
Odious fuchsia indirect expression
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
Plum Stirring Hall Giraffe
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Drunken 180 Cuckold Idiot
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
Laughsome toaster forum
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Drunken 180 Cuckold Idiot
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
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Exhilarant mother temple
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
Laughsome toaster forum
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
Laughsome toaster forum
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Drunken 180 Cuckold Idiot
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/25/25
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dark church
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Exhilarant mother temple
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Clear garrison corn cake
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Chestnut maniacal mental disorder multi-billionaire
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
Ruby Really Tough Guy
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Ultramarine marvelous field ratface
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Ultramarine marvelous field ratface
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
Crimson demanding sanctuary digit ratio
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
Laughsome toaster forum
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
bespoke hairraiser locus
  12/24/25
tp
beady-eyed box office scourge upon the earth
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
tantric flushed newt love of her life
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
Laughsome toaster forum
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
Pearl Principal's Office Partner
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
Laughsome toaster forum
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: zombie-like ticket booth

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: razzle burgundy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: spruce charismatic corner foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: bisexual dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant mother temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed box office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: harsh zippy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Nofapping resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Contagious erotic location mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Clear garrison corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Passionate ocher voyeur incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine pervert

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: bisexual dysfunction

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: racy legend fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: lascivious dog poop space

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: jet coffee pot library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Arousing canary stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Submissive Crotch

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Blathering supple hell

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Blathering supple hell

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Passionate ocher voyeur incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: bronze costumed becky

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: navy mad cow disease

"missing out of having sex "

overrated af, also if u really want more sex just go to amps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: navy mad cow disease

just buy a vr headset and fuck wife while watching hot czech girls suck you off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: comical lime friendly grandma

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: navy mad cow disease

whats w jews and butt shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Odious fuchsia indirect expression

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Plum Stirring Hall Giraffe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Drunken 180 Cuckold Idiot

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster forum

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Cuckold Idiot

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant mother temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster forum

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster forum

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Drunken 180 Cuckold Idiot

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: dark church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant mother temple

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Clear garrison corn cake

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Chestnut maniacal mental disorder multi-billionaire

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Ruby Really Tough Guy

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine marvelous field ratface

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine marvelous field ratface

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Crimson demanding sanctuary digit ratio

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster forum

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: bespoke hairraiser locus

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed box office scourge upon the earth

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: tantric flushed newt love of her life

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster forum

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Pearl Principal's Office Partner

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Laughsome toaster forum

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2)#49539118)