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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: Citrine Business Firm People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: vibrant garrison mental disorder ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM Author: trip misunderstood stag film factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150500) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM Author: galvanic flushed volcanic crater RIP Boooom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150620) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: violent startled theater toaster rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150805) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM Author: vibrant garrison mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151815) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Bateful shrine "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Milky Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy plum locus I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: diverse sandwich its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: obsidian dopamine As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: diverse sandwich yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: diverse sandwich DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: obsidian dopamine That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Milky Karate Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: diverse sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: nofapping forum goal in life Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Stimulating corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: diverse sandwich ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: violent startled theater toaster strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: nofapping forum goal in life She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Citrine Business Firm Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: Primrose Preventive Strike Black Woman Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: jet-lagged field if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: greedy abode Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: indigo mother Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: Citrine Business Firm How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: greedy abode Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: tripping library ceo whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: greedy abode Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: chestnut well-lubricated blood rage pisswyrm https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Insane brunch partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: Twinkling vivacious codepig legend it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: yellow principal's office death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: mahogany genital piercing theatre He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Citrine Business Firm ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151396) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Pearl address chad *slams piano lid shut* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922) |