Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts
Wife: Do we need to buy CDs?
Me: Do we even own a stereo?
Wife: No for our finances. I heard we should buy CDs.
Me: Like a certificate of deposit?
Wife: Yeah, what are those?
Me: Um, it’s a savings product.
Wife: I heard the fed was going to lower interest rates and so it was good to get CDs.
Me: *picks jaw up off of floor* I mean, sure, but why are you getting finance TikTok’s?
Wife: I need to know about money.
Me: Why?
Wife: So we can save.
Me: If you go one month without purchasing anything on Amazon that will be more helpful to our savings than moving money into a CD.
Wife: Be serious.
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