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Odds Trump dies in office? Can't be that low

He's pushing 80, fat, and eats shit like McDonald's every da...
Vibrant abnormal heaven milk
  07/30/25
100% because he's never leaving
Arousing striped hyena
  07/30/25
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Frozen quadroon area
  07/30/25
depends whether or not his masters want him Epsteined. JD is...
Stimulating Dragon Azn
  07/30/25
idk man his dad lived to be 93
Cerise Theatre Codepig
  07/30/25
But his two brothers died at 42 and 71
Vigorous orchid gaping institution
  07/30/25
Clearly Trump pulled an RSF-level ONE WEIRD TRICK to triple ...
Cerise Theatre Codepig
  07/30/25
he seems to have very high energy so the odds seem low. but ...
talented telephone
  07/30/25
Nobody cares faggot. Pools closed! Nigger! Hahaha
beady-eyed naked masturbator
  07/30/25
it's 50% actually: he either dies or he doesn't! 🤣🤣ðŸ¤...
talented telephone
  07/30/25
Health is more times than not a crapshoot. One of the great...
Mint frisky gaming laptop hall
  07/30/25
about 15%
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Den
  07/30/25
January 2029? thats like 41 months or something? I think ...
motley doobsian stag film
  07/30/25
what an absolutely incredible life he will have lived
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Den
  07/30/25
His dad made it to 93, so the odds he makes it to at least m...
Passionate Slap-happy Fanboi
  07/30/25
Probably around 20%
concupiscible puce stage turdskin
  07/30/25
I think it is unfortunately pretty likely that he will die b...
Multi-colored flatulent sandwich
  07/30/25


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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Vibrant abnormal heaven milk

He's pushing 80, fat, and eats shit like McDonald's every day. Even with the best medical care on Earth those aren't great stats.

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Arousing striped hyena

100% because he's never leaving

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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Frozen quadroon area



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Stimulating Dragon Azn

depends whether or not his masters want him Epsteined. JD is in serious negotiations with the Sanhedrin, Trilateral Commission & Mr. Thiel over this right now

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cerise Theatre Codepig

idk man his dad lived to be 93

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Vigorous orchid gaping institution

But his two brothers died at 42 and 71



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Cerise Theatre Codepig

Clearly Trump pulled an RSF-level ONE WEIRD TRICK to triple his inheritance

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: talented telephone

he seems to have very high energy so the odds seem low. but just going off an acturial table yeah of course it's a possibility. plenty of seemingly healthy olds just get stroke or heart attack pwned.

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed naked masturbator

Nobody cares faggot.

Pools closed!

Nigger! Hahaha

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: talented telephone

it's 50% actually: he either dies or he doesn't! 🤣🤣🤣

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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mint frisky gaming laptop hall

Health is more times than not a crapshoot.

One of the greatest athletes of all time just had his bladder removed-- after having toes removed for blood clots-- at 57. Trump is "fat" but he is active. He isn't rolling around in a scooter. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. Good genetics. He has a good shot of living through the term



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Den

about 15%

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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: motley doobsian stag film

January 2029? thats like 41 months or something?

I think 99% he maeks it, but he seems like the kind of boomer-striver that, when the wind leaves his sails, will fall apart immediately.

iow, I dont think he will have any significant time as an "expotus". Months at best

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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Den

what an absolutely incredible life he will have lived

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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Passionate Slap-happy Fanboi

His dad made it to 93, so the odds he makes it to at least mid-80's are pretty good. Although my understanding is that his dad also had some pretty serious dementia by his early 80's, so that could be interesting.

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Date: July 30th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: concupiscible puce stage turdskin

Probably around 20%

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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored flatulent sandwich

I think it is unfortunately pretty likely that he will die before he finishes his term. I like JD Vance a lot; he is spiritually if not literally a poaster, but there is really nobody in the GOP who is anywhere near the sheer force of nature that Trump is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2).#49143749)