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| big cerise gas station mother | 07/31/25 |
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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: big cerise gas station mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49145223) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 12:42 AM Author: big cerise gas station mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147668) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Flatulent telephone In high school my sister had a friend from Africa who was visiting and she was like I want to go get some like bedazzled black girl jeans cut for big booties and my parents were like son, u gotta take the bullet for this one. So I drove her to the ghetto to this giga rachet shop where no white man hath ever entered. And then I had to negotiate this entire haul bc dis bitch spoke 0.00 English. I think I became the first man in history to translate between AAVE and French. I deserve a goddamn medal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147676) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 2:53 AM Author: big cerise gas station mother lol 180 did you tap? |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 2:59 AM Author: Flatulent telephone No she was not attractive. I think her name was Vanessa but idr it was so long ago.
My sister had a really hot white French friend I did try to bang. Her name was Chlothilde or something. I remember trying to get her to go out for drinks but my sister was underage and couldn't go to the bars and this chick started screaming "SOLIDAIRE NI SOLITAIRE" and I pretended not to understand her and she was like "MAIS SI TU COMPRENDS". It was an amusing scene.
Apropos of nothing I once got slapped by a drunk Rwandan woman. Long story short she hopped in our cab and refused to pay. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:37 AM Author: big cerise gas station mother lmao is solidaire ni solitaire the french chicks’ version of bros before hos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147763) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:10 AM Author: dun fortuitous meteor chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147780) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Flatulent telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49148316) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:11 AM Author: dun fortuitous meteor chapel 180 story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147781) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:01 AM Author: purple step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147872) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:18 AM Author: thriller violent locus nibblets More of these stories please. Less of the rest of what you do here |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:17 AM Author: Flatulent telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49148317) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Flatulent telephone OK this one was really weird but one time my sister and Vanessa the Franco-African chick had a falling out and it was entirely my sister's fault. They made plans to go to some gala event together well in advance. It was some big to do and at that time they were inseparable like attached at the hip. And at the last minute my sister without telling anyone ditched her bestie to run off with some boy no one knew about. And Vanessa had to go to this thing by herself and she was all alone and she came back to our house and was just sobbing uncontrollably. If you can imagine this bereft African woman was bawling her eyes out in my living room while this entire family of White people tried to console her. We were all just trying to make her feel better and then eventually my sister showed up and was like what's the big deal? Why is everyone upset? She didn't seem to get it at all and then tried to explain to her friend that it was very important for her to see this guy she'd been pining for for ages. But her friend was having none of it. I am pretty sure they never spoke again. This was sort of the beginning of everyone in the family figuring out that my sister was a narcissist who has limited capacity to put others before herself. It's decades later and she is still like this and just lives in a world where everything is about her. Still single, childless, and chasing boys left and right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49150486) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 2:47 AM Author: Flatulent telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49147747) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:09 PM Author: big cerise gas station mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49149388) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Flatulent telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756654&forum_id=2).#49151143) |