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Watched a trial where the defendant kept putting on this huge coat

Sat right behind the defense table. Judge let everyone take...
Electric dopamine
  11/17/25
And the name of that defendant? Albert Einstein
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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Electric dopamine

Sat right behind the defense table. Judge let everyone take a quick bathroom break and the lawyers walked out. The defendant (normal looking skinny black dude in a white collar button down) asked the bailiff “hey mind if I grab my jacket? it’s a little cold” and bailiff said sure.

Defendant grabs the BIGGEST fur pimp coat I’ve ever seen and puts it on and sits back down. The coat was 2-3x his body size. Everyone comes back in and judge is about to call the jury back in and his lawyer turns around like “whoa man you gotta take that coat off theyre gonna think that looks real bad” and they struggle a little and the coat drops down in the crease of the chair right before the first juror stepped through the door. Lawyer looked relieved.

Then every time the lawyer turned around for the rest of the trial, defendant had slipped the coat back on and lawyer would freak out again and make him take it off. They did this 6 or 7 times. At the end defendant was acquitted on all charges and he stood up and put his jacket on and just walked out

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Idiotic sooty institution

And the name of that defendant? Albert Einstein

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Electric dopamine



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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: provocative talking stage love of her life

180

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Date: November 17th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: indigo magical theater stage weed whacker



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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse blood rage



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Useless Locus

Grok, is this true?

Yes. Is there anything else I can help with?

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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Electric dopamine

Cr 100%. Everyone as the courthouse was sharing memes about it

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Date: November 17th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Lime Menage



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: balding alcoholic skinny woman



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Date: November 18th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: fragrant station nowag

180 lawyering

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