“Upon death, nude peterman floated into the all-knowing anus” (Truckers 2:12
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Date: March 16th, 2019 8:35 AM Author: Boyish heaven mother
Truckers 13:4
The trucker is patient, the trucker is kind. He does not envy Doobs, he does not boast of Peterman, he is not proud of getting his stick-shift shined. He does not dishonor ETH, he is not self-pleasuring, he is not easily angered, he keeps no record of lizards in his DOT logbook. The trucker does not delight in Peterman's SuperAIDs but rejoices with Peterman's extreme suction.
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Date: March 16th, 2019 11:06 AM Author: Mischievous domesticated faggot firefighter
A week later his johns were in the Flying J again, and Thomas was with them. Though the bathroom was locked, peterman came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you!” Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger into my holes; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my rectum. Stop doubting and believe.”
Truckers 24:12
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Date: March 16th, 2019 1:34 PM Author: mildly autistic legal warrant useless brakes
For HALFORD so humbled the world, that he gave your own begotten sons, that whoever besheathes in them shall not perish but shall have eternal life.
Johns 3:16
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Date: March 17th, 2019 12:09 AM Author: mildly autistic legal warrant useless brakes
And LORD HALFORD spake unto Peterman, saying,
Speak unto the truckers of the Flying J, and say to them, I am the holes for your rods.
...And thou shalt not let any of thy seed spill through the diesel fumes to the pavement, neither shalt thou restrain thy rod: I am the receiver.
Pilotviticus 18:1-2, 21
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Date: March 17th, 2019 12:10 AM Author: mildly autistic legal warrant useless brakes
The truckers plowed me on my back; They widened my furrow.
Petersalm 129:3
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Date: March 17th, 2019 12:17 AM Author: mildly autistic legal warrant useless brakes
This is what Isgaiah son of Ascuzz saw concerning Doobs and Peterman:
In the last days, the cavern of the whores' boiholes will be established as the widest at the truck stops; they will be exalted above the roads, and all truckers will ream them.
Many truckers will come and say, “Come, let us go into the cavern of the whores, to the temple of the Lot of Lizards. Doobs will teach us his ways, so that we may fuck in his crack.” The law will go out along I-80, the word of the Lot about Peterman.
And they will hammer meatswords into Peterman and their spears into Doobs' nooks; Trucker will not stim meatsword against trucker, Nor shall they lack whores anymore.
Isgaiah 2:1-4
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Date: June 10th, 2019 1:29 PM Author: Laughsome abode dog poop
I will surely gather all of you, Peterman;
I will surely bring together the rowdiest of the RigPigs.
I will bring them together like a convoy on I-70,
like a train of running through you;
the Flying J will throng with cock.
The Trucker who loosens the anus will enter you before them;
he will break through your colon and prolapse you out.
The RigPigs will jizz through and through you again and again,
Big Earl at their head.
- Book of Bandit, 2:12, God's Promise to Peterman
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