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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Shivering office coffee pot
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Dashing partner
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
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Happy Monday!
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Chartreuse Excitant Goyim
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greened.com, actually
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
supple shrine becky
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Bump for Cole Haan
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COLE HAAN
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
Odious school
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
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Patty Klotz
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orange razzle-dazzle immigrant
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yellow windowlicker pervert
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Doug is not a meme.
domesticated pearl nursing home
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
exciting circlehead
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
exciting circlehead
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Self-absorbed location roommate
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Stubborn Base
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
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supple shrine becky
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exhilarant flirting stead
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Ivory rebellious institution
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
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sooty box office french chef
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
contagious address mood
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Awkward main people famous landscape painting
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Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
supple shrine becky
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exciting circlehead
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orange razzle-dazzle immigrant
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
supple shrine becky
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
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Stubborn Base
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Self-absorbed location roommate
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
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olive trailer park wrinkle
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Cracking Primrose Kitty
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Indigo Ungodly Friendly Grandma

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot

Happy Monday!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Transparent Affirmative Action

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twinkling lodge

greened.com, actually

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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged space

Jfc

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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

*switches to Chaturbate*

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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

Bump for Cole Haan

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: supple shrine becky

COLE HAAN

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Odious school

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: turquoise stimulating hunting ground



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: blathering principal's office

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

3 AM:

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: domesticated pearl nursing home

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: exciting circlehead

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: exciting circlehead

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Self-absorbed location roommate

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Stubborn Base

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Thriller ebony business firm volcanic crater

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Thriller ebony business firm volcanic crater

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: contagious address mood

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: exhilarant flirting stead



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Ivory rebellious institution



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Nubile philosopher-king

jfc this thread is toxic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: sooty box office french chef

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: contagious address mood

FUCK YOU

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Offensive Khaki Field

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Awkward main people famous landscape painting



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

Very extensive:

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: exciting circlehead



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: orange razzle-dazzle immigrant



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

*notices this spectacle:

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Mischievous boistinker kitchen



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed location roommate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Cracking Primrose Kitty

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Author: Stubborn Base



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Author: cowardly narrow-minded new version toaster



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Author: Henna pontificating center



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Rose Public Bath



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Odious school



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: jet-lagged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Transparent Affirmative Action



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Buff Orchestra Pit Indirect Expression



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed location roommate



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Boiling Water Spot



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Awkward main people famous landscape painting

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: olive trailer park wrinkle



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: exciting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: silver private investor garrison

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: blathering principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: snowy senate

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Cracking Primrose Kitty

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: orange razzle-dazzle immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: chrome chapel



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: dead racy macaca telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: lascivious painfully honest really tough guy hissy fit



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed state chad



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Cracking Primrose Kitty



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Boyish Outnumbered Weed Whacker Turdskin

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: rusted zippy factory reset button juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: jet library haunted graveyard

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: supple shrine becky

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Shivering office coffee pot



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#49864497)