"fuck me in the butt" --Emma Sulkowicz
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:15 PM Author: Nighttime Slap-happy Parlor
https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf
paragraph 16
While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma Sulkowicz broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows:
Emma Sulkowicz: fuck me in the butt
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: Nighttime Slap-happy Parlor
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http://i.imgur.com/ImY0DdY.jpg
If any of you Columbia bros want to run off a few thousand handbills with that pic & start an "artistic movement"...
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:45 PM Author: Indigo Chest-beating Gay Wizard
It still amazes me that the dood was able to get hard with this chick.
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:49 PM Author: Nighttime Slap-happy Parlor
Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.
She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free
Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.
Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.
Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.
Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.
the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.
Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.
Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago
his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.
An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."
The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.
Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!
He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.
After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.
As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"
completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...
"lol yusss"
thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.
Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"
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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:49 PM Author: Nighttime Slap-happy Parlor
180 email it to
Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention.
"FuckMeInTheButt" Anna Ho MBA 2016
AHo16@gsb.columbia.edu
"FuckMeInTheButt" Stephanie Schreiber MBA 2016
SSchreiber16@gsb.columbia.edu
"FuckMeInTheButt" Melissa Szobota
mmb2228@columbia.edu
"FuckMeInTheButt" Zoe Yang MBA 2016
ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu
"FuckMeInTheButt" Marci Zimmerman
maz2116@columbia.edu
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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: territorial useless brakes regret
Just visited that subreddit. LJL at this post:
http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/33ttxg/this_has_to_be_wrong/
Yesterday, well 1:30 am this morning my two cousins and I (female) were talking and as you would expect it led to the discussion of sex. My cousins who are older than me(19,20) had some very interesting views on sex. 1.) I will not enjoy sex the first time, I try to tell them that you can, if you know what you want and tell him and your wet enough you might actually enjoy it. they said it was a lie. 2.) it will take 5 times, FIVE before you ever enjoy sex as a woman, I told them it wasn't true it didn't take up to 5, and if it did people would not do it as much as they do, they said I was lying. 3.) You have to have a near orgasm before you can get pregnant successfully, and having a far one will most likely ruin your chances (she was taught this in school), am guessing she means sex drive?, or during ovulation, but she knows ovulation so I don't think that's what she means. 4.) every guy's penis is practically the size of his elbow to his fingers, I tried to explain that this wasn't true, not every guy is that big, in fact most are less, most are like 6", they started laughing, apparently anything less than that is inadequate, this had better be a joke, I can barely get my finger in me without cringing and stopping,how the hell is something as big and long as my arm supposed to get in there. so I asked her what if he isn't that big, she said she will drive him out. 5.) if you don't exercise when your pregnant, your child will be really big and you won't be able to push the kid out of you, I don't want kids, this one barely does anything for me, but I don't feel its right. 6.) I have been told to stop using tampons because it will disvirgin me, I don't have a hymen, I don't think I was born with one, trust me I have checked, so according to my cousins my hubby's going to divorce me. I don't know what to think, this is what others believe and its freaking me out.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: offensive international law enforcement agency
How could you even get that upset about a guy you allowed to penetrate your genitals jamming it into the butthole.
I mean obviously it's not polite but why would it break your brain so much to have it jammed in your shitpipe rather than your babyhole.
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
Anal sex as foreplay to vaginal sex- always the smart move to keep those vaginal bacteria levels where they need to be.
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