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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Contagious foreskin new version
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
aromatic self-absorbed giraffe
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Flirting curious brunch
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Bipolar regret scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Olive senate idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Hairraiser institution queen of the night
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
mahogany antidepressant drug kitty
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Multi-colored bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
laughsome organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Umber psychic
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
appetizing drab stage turdskin
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Zippy vivacious business firm
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Mewling stirring degenerate base
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
obsidian racy nursing home
  06/30/25
cr
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
laughsome organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
free-loading bistre ceo
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Zippy vivacious business firm
  06/30/25
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Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
appetizing drab stage turdskin
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
obsidian racy nursing home
  06/30/25
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hyperventilating yarmulke stag film
  07/01/25
*bussy
marvelous flatulent shitlib
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Hairraiser institution queen of the night
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
buck-toothed drunken athletic conference whorehouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
unhinged bat shit crazy goyim parlour
  06/30/25
fuck
appetizing drab stage turdskin
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
buck-toothed drunken athletic conference whorehouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Contagious foreskin new version
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
appetizing drab stage turdskin
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
free-loading bistre ceo
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
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Metal poppy church
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
boyish geriatric library halford
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
milky filthy space wrinkle
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Violent floppy office keepsake machete
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
milky filthy space wrinkle
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
milky filthy space wrinkle
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
arousing useless brakes
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
awkward shrine mexican
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Alcoholic Histrionic Sanctuary Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
tcr
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
just jump
Soul-stirring pink set
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
...
Erotic Amethyst Spot Community Account
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Pea-brained Very Tactful Ticket Booth Associate
  06/30/25
wow
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
chest-beating preventive strike
  06/30/25
JFC man
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Multi-colored bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Soul-stirring pink set
  06/30/25
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appetizing drab stage turdskin
  06/30/25
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Zippy vivacious business firm
  06/30/25
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chocolate trust fund
  06/30/25
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Dead Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
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awkward shrine mexican
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Alcoholic Histrionic Sanctuary Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
boyish geriatric library halford
  06/30/25
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Up-to-no-good Bearded Pervert
  07/01/25
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hyperventilating yarmulke stag film
  07/01/25
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pungent cordovan resort
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
startled razzle location laser beams
  07/01/25
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Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property
  07/01/25
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Flirting curious brunch
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Olive senate idea he suggested
  06/30/25
bro
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
...
Alcoholic Histrionic Sanctuary Marketing Idea
  06/30/25
lol
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
...
frisky kitty cat puppy
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Sapphire Principal's Office
  06/30/25
jfc
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
laughsome organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
chocolate trust fund
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Dead Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Sapphire Principal's Office
  07/01/25
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Violent floppy office keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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Dead Mental Disorder
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mustard naked twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
free-loading bistre ceo
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
appetizing drab stage turdskin
  06/30/25
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Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/01/25
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Disgusting Locale Goal In Life
  07/01/25
lol
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
...
Soul-stirring pink set
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
lascivious peach bbw black woman
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Concupiscible Macaca Theater Stage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
slimy crawly theatre
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Disrespectful Parlor
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Canary Party Of The First Part Elastic Band
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Disgusting Locale Goal In Life
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
wonderful rough-skinned mediation garrison
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/01/25
...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
hyperventilating yarmulke stag film
  07/01/25
😟
citrine clown love of her life
  07/01/25
...
Jet impertinent kitchen
  07/01/25
holy shit
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Disgusting Locale Goal In Life
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
excitant crystalline church building water buffalo
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Hairraiser institution queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Pea-brained Very Tactful Ticket Booth Associate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Hairraiser institution queen of the night
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
salmon passionate old irish cottage cuck
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
hyperventilating yarmulke stag film
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
motley legal warrant
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/06/25
...
Pea-brained Very Tactful Ticket Booth Associate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Green Pistol Pisswyrm
  07/06/25
...
Dead Mental Disorder
  07/06/25
lol
Coiffed Tan Lodge
  07/07/25
wow
Cobalt messiness hissy fit
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Contagious foreskin new version

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: aromatic self-absorbed giraffe

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Flirting curious brunch

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bipolar regret scourge upon the earth

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Olive senate idea he suggested

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution queen of the night

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mahogany antidepressant drug kitty

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored bawdyhouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: laughsome organic girlfriend

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Umber psychic

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing drab stage turdskin

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Zippy vivacious business firm

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mewling stirring degenerate base

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: obsidian racy nursing home

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome organic girlfriend

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: free-loading bistre ceo

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Zippy vivacious business firm

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing drab stage turdskin

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: obsidian racy nursing home

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating yarmulke stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: marvelous flatulent shitlib

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution queen of the night

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed drunken athletic conference whorehouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: unhinged bat shit crazy goyim parlour

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: appetizing drab stage turdskin

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed drunken athletic conference whorehouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Contagious foreskin new version

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing drab stage turdskin

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: free-loading bistre ceo

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Metal poppy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: boyish geriatric library halford

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: milky filthy space wrinkle

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Violent floppy office keepsake machete

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: milky filthy space wrinkle

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: milky filthy space wrinkle

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: arousing useless brakes

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: awkward shrine mexican

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Histrionic Sanctuary Marketing Idea

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pink set

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Erotic Amethyst Spot Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained Very Tactful Ticket Booth Associate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

wow

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: chest-beating preventive strike

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

JFC man

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored bawdyhouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pink set



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing drab stage turdskin



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Zippy vivacious business firm



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: chocolate trust fund



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Dead Mental Disorder



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: awkward shrine mexican



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Histrionic Sanctuary Marketing Idea

sealclubber?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: boyish geriatric library halford

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bearded Pervert



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating yarmulke stag film



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: pungent cordovan resort



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: startled razzle location laser beams

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Flirting curious brunch



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Olive senate idea he suggested

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

bro

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic Histrionic Sanctuary Marketing Idea



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: frisky kitty cat puppy



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Principal's Office

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: laughsome organic girlfriend

eric clapton stunned

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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: chocolate trust fund

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Dead Mental Disorder

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Sapphire Principal's Office

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Violent floppy office keepsake machete



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Dead Mental Disorder



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mustard naked twinkling uncleanness

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: free-loading bistre ceo

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: appetizing drab stage turdskin

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Disgusting Locale Goal In Life



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pink set



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lascivious peach bbw black woman

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Macaca Theater Stage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: slimy crawly theatre

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful Parlor

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Canary Party Of The First Part Elastic Band

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Disgusting Locale Goal In Life

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: wonderful rough-skinned mediation garrison

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating yarmulke stag film

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: citrine clown love of her life

😟

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Jet impertinent kitchen



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

holy shit

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Disgusting Locale Goal In Life

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: excitant crystalline church building water buffalo

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser institution queen of the night

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Scarlet high-end multi-billionaire property

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained Very Tactful Ticket Booth Associate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser institution queen of the night

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: salmon passionate old irish cottage cuck

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating yarmulke stag film

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: motley legal warrant

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained Very Tactful Ticket Booth Associate



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Green Pistol Pisswyrm

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Dead Mental Disorder



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Coiffed Tan Lodge

lol

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cobalt messiness hissy fit

wow

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