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David Attenborough on Clique Theory
| Snowy Messiness | 03/31/23 |
| Violent territorial voyeur | 03/31/23 |
| Snowy Messiness | 03/31/23 |
| David Justice tp | 08/22/25 |
| henna church affirmative action | 03/31/23 |
| rose principal's office | 03/31/23 |
| Snowy Messiness | 03/31/23 |
| onyx drunken useless brakes | 03/31/23 |
| Snowy Messiness | 04/01/23 |
| maize spectacular house depressive | 04/01/23 |
| Snowy Messiness | 05/18/23 |
| Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 08/22/25 |
| gibberish (?) | 08/23/25 |
| cowshit | 08/23/25 |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM Author: Snowy Messiness https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB
For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:
Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.
https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/
I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece. |
Date: March 31st, 2023 1:25 AM Author: Violent territorial voyeur 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46121948) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:36 AM Author: Snowy Messiness no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever gotten from ChatGPT. Damn is it well-said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46122049) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 6:08 PM Author: David Justice tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#49205259) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:27 AM Author: henna church affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46122032) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:51 AM Author: rose principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46122061) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:41 PM Author: Snowy Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46126473) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:53 PM Author: onyx drunken useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46126503) |
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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:01 PM Author: Snowy Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46128100) |
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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:02 PM Author: maize spectacular house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46128103) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 2:13 AM Author: Snowy Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#46325709) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#49205703) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:54 AM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#49206324) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2025 1:04 AM Author: cowshit Always a pleasure, number 39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2).#49206339) |