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Poast ITT if you've never engaged in a sex crime

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Ruby cruise ship
  07/28/25
by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG
Heady sinister keepsake machete
  07/28/25
Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "s...
Aphrodisiac Community Account
  07/28/25
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impertinent heaven
  07/29/25
Not sure any of these qualify
amber razzle forum
  07/30/25
I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the c...
Territorial faggot firefighter useless brakes
  07/30/25
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umber well-lubricated brethren digit ratio
  07/30/25
I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught ...
transparent insane station
  07/28/25
that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort no...
Ruby cruise ship
  07/28/25
"Public" as in "in view" of members of t...
Aphrodisiac Community Account
  07/28/25
(Constitutional vagueness masterman)
Passionate Translucent Indian Lodge Kitty Cat
  07/28/25
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Trip Masturbator
  07/28/25
I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caugh...
transparent insane station
  07/28/25
I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, notice...
Aphrodisiac Community Account
  07/29/25
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Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/28/25
i have not once done this
Ruby cruise ship
  07/28/25
gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender
red violent corner lettuce
  07/30/25
“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! E...
Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/30/25
you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated some...
red violent corner lettuce
  07/30/25
No I bet you fuck children though
Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/30/25
I'm not the one on a sex offender registry
red violent corner lettuce
  07/30/25
You should be for those gook creepshots
Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/30/25
wtf you talking about you pedophile? it's a matter of tim...
red violent corner lettuce
  07/30/25
Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here y...
Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/30/25
oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary...
red violent corner lettuce
  07/30/25
Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you ...
Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/31/25
you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol
red violent corner lettuce
  07/31/25
“I’m a bitter gookcel” Great cope. Keep...
Aqua Histrionic Chapel
  07/31/25
Prostitution isn’t a sex crime
Topaz Psychic
  07/29/25
no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status
Ruby cruise ship
  07/30/25
...
red violent corner lettuce
  07/30/25
There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had the...
doobsian codepig
  07/30/25
I've never engaged in sex
Drunken Jewess
  07/30/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138602)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Heady sinister keepsake machete

by zoomer standards i probably raped like 20 girls in UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138609)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Community Account

Hmmmm....off the top of my head, below are all of my "sex crimes" (as such term might be interpreted by shitlibs):

(1) Tea-bagged other men 10+ times

(2) Engaged in sex with a few fairly drunk females (in the normal way)

(3) Gone skinny dipping

(4) Abducted a ~14-16 year old girl from a greyhound station, loaded her with fentanyl, brought her to a Motel 6, fucked her (while she was in-and-out of consciousness) for a few days, then "sold" her to some random black trucker I met in the motel parking lot for $200.

(5) Pissed on a friend's face after he passed out on a couch in our frat house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138619)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: impertinent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49140321)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: amber razzle forum

Not sure any of these qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142082)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:30 AM
Author: Territorial faggot firefighter useless brakes

I don't know man I think SCOTUS was pretty clear about the constitutional limits of tea bagging bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142091)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: umber well-lubricated brethren digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142201)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: transparent insane station

I've fucked in a lot of public places so if I'd been caught it probably would be classified as a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138621)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

that's not a real crime if you're making a sincere effort not to be caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138627)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Community Account

"Public" as in "in view" of members of the public?

Or "public" as in a space that is open to the public, but out of view of members of the public in the moments of the act?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138659)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Passionate Translucent Indian Lodge Kitty Cat

(Constitutional vagueness masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138661)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Trip Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138662)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: transparent insane station

I feel like the conditional phrase "if I had been caught" should fully answer this question for a literate person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49139130)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Community Account

I respectfully disagree. Someone could have seen him, noticed, and not confronted them or called the authorities. Thus they could be seen, but not caught. (Disclaimer: I'm highly autistic).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49140211)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138654)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

i have not once done this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49138657)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce

gtfo this thread, you're a literal sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142093)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel

“I’ve never had sex so I’m the good guy! Everyone please check out these pixelated creepshots of this white lady I stalked!”

At least you have a tiny Asian penis, gibbergook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142199)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce

you diddled a kid and should be chemically castrated

someone should call the Massachusetts Board and tell them how violent you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142227)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel

No

I bet you fuck children though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142244)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce

I'm not the one on a sex offender registry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142261)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel

You should be for those gook creepshots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142263)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce

wtf you talking about you pedophile?

it's a matter of time before your name is plastered all over the internet for your crimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142294)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel

Your schtick for the entire time you’ve poasted here you mouthbreathing gook incel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142296)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce

oh good one, you've added a few new words to your vocabulary.

when was the last time you had sex you TTTufts "grad"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142299)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel

Why are squat money ppl always sniffing my dick? Why do you do dis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49145115)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce

you're gonna lose your allowance soon lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49145139)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Chapel

“I’m a bitter gookcel”

Great cope. Keep being angry and Asian, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49145142)



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Date: July 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Topaz Psychic

Prostitution isn’t a sex crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49140291)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Ruby cruise ship

no but being a nigger is about 1:1 with that status

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49141991)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: red violent corner lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142092)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: doobsian codepig

There was this Chechen girl in Grozny in 2003 and we had these knives we....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49141997)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Drunken Jewess

I've never engaged in sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755770&forum_id=2).#49142259)